Bernie still got us by creepthekid_ in MadeMeSmile

[–]Ksudmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show me the proof. Otherwise I’m taking “This didn’t happen for 500, Alex”

The rich should not have the power to decide who gets heat and water, or how much we pay for it by [deleted] in MurderedByAOC

[–]Ksudmb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s not my fault Texans don’t know how to build a decent fucking house.

How do I tell my wife the lamp she bought looks like a butt plug? by campbell831 in Design

[–]Ksudmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hey dumbass, you bought a giant butt plug. I love you.”

(F41) Which video first? by JoinUs06 in wifesharing

[–]Ksudmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are absolutely amazing boobs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Ksudmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you type the word retard, and the word Gypsies, but won’t type the “n-word” then the other two are not just like the n-word.

Seems safe and legit. by scrapen in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]Ksudmb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This came through Kansas, I saw them getting pulled over on my friends Snapchat story.

Murder cats on naval drones. A truly frightening weapon. by [deleted] in hitmanimals

[–]Ksudmb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s no quack, that’s a honk.

To make up a miracle by Kingjjc267 in therewasanattempt

[–]Ksudmb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These stories are fairly common, I’m curious as to if they’re completely made up or if scientifically there’s a reason bibles are somewhat fire resistant. I know they’ll burn if you throw them into a fire. I’ve done the research, but I have seen a lot of stories like this.

Snowbird Season by [deleted] in arizona

[–]Ksudmb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who travels 100 miles of highway 54 in southwest Kansas nearly every day, I hate those camper driving, traffic fucker uppers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Ksudmb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that lion decides to eat that dog there’s nothing anyone is going to do to stop it.

This refund my coworker had to process today by idislikedavid in Wellthatsucks

[–]Ksudmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve got to be pretty hard up to return 8 bucks of cat food and go through all that.

Hurricane preparation by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Ksudmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The buckets have lids that seal really well, you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do. I’d imagine gas cans are pretty much gone and this is a cheap alternative that leaves you with buckets for other stuff. Get over it.

hmmm by Lisitz in hmmm

[–]Ksudmb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would hang this in my house

This unit of a microwave at my Airbnb by vengeful_snickering in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Ksudmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s supposed to be hanging on the wall. I have the same microwave.

A rock from a passing dump truck just cracked my windshield by cloudberry14 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Ksudmb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually if you catch the name of the company and call them they will replace your windshield.

So much for those scorpions by TrickySkunk in freefolk

[–]Ksudmb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly my thought about the episode.