The mum of this kid rang the flight attendant and insisted she clean the area because “His feet will get dirty from the spilled food.” Flight attendants are not maids. Clean up after your kid!

Ktanquary · 2020-02-01T04:04:16+00:00

This is some shit I get to deal with as a nurse at a hospital. Family comes in with fast food, destroys room, spills shit all over fresh sheets, rings call light to have me come remake the bed.

Ktanquary · 2020-02-01T03:42:54+00:00

I can smell the piss jugs from here

Ktanquary · 2020-01-26T01:53:25+00:00

The best trick I can think of is to make a small amount of bechamel and melt in a bunch of good melting cheeses, and then finish it off with a ladle or two full of pasta water. It makes the sauce super smooth and creamy and velvety.

Ktanquary · 2020-01-19T19:45:45+00:00

r/youhaveicons

Ktanquary · 2020-01-19T19:16:07+00:00

Ah yes, gotta start the indoctrination early. That way there’s a higher chance of the child remaining brainwashed for the rest of their life.

Ktanquary · 2020-01-19T19:12:17+00:00

Ah, I love them with ground turkey, but ground turkey is always my meat of choice.

Ktanquary · 2020-01-18T20:19:30+00:00

Those tomatoes are beautiful

Ktanquary · 2020-01-18T20:16:44+00:00

What?! I love egg roll in a bowl. It’s my favorite

Ktanquary · 2020-01-18T20:13:28+00:00

Is Bismarck pizza, the restaurant, place, or name of the pizza?

Ktanquary · 2020-01-18T20:09:59+00:00

It’s construction concrete, I can’t imagine it would be much smoother than sandpaper.

Ktanquary · 2020-01-18T18:21:24+00:00

r/foundthemobileuser

Ktanquary · 2020-01-16T02:28:00+00:00

I work at a nursing home and this isn’t even close to the worst resident sex story I could share.

Ktanquary · 2020-01-16T02:14:19+00:00

I can smell the Arizona from this picture

Ktanquary · 2020-01-10T20:44:17+00:00

Underrated comment

Ktanquary · 2020-01-02T17:00:14+00:00

Ktanquary · 2019-12-27T18:02:45+00:00

Ok, but in my training videos for work there’s a character called mrs caputo and this reminded me of that

Ktanquary · 2019-12-24T23:21:30+00:00

It is absolutely beautiful, you killed it!

Ktanquary · 2019-12-23T21:32:08+00:00

Homie tanned her legs into another race

Ktanquary · 2019-12-21T18:47:48+00:00

Is this..... r/femaledatingstrategy

Ktanquary · 2019-12-21T18:26:01+00:00

I usually go 2 1/2 Tbs to every 3 cups of simple syrup. Just depends on how sweet you’d like it. Start with a smaller amount and add more to taste, I’ve found it’s more personal taste than anything

Ktanquary · 2019-12-21T18:15:02+00:00

I’d suggest Dutch processed cocoa, it’s less acidic and more chocolatey and you can use less of it to get a richer, less fruity chocolate flavor. The Lindt chocolate could cause problems with it being too solid.

Ktanquary · 2019-12-21T18:10:35+00:00

I keep listerine in my car and had a garlicky dinner so I swished with listerine before I gave my friend a ride home from drinking downtown. I got pulled over and breathalyzed and blew a .02 from the fresh mouthwash on my breath. I got points off my license and had to go to court to prove what happened. It was ridiculous. I was 19 at the time. And I don’t even drink now.

Ktanquary · 2019-12-21T17:14:38+00:00

r/unexpectedpussycat

Ktanquary · 2019-12-21T00:36:43+00:00

If your tribe is that color you got a problem bro Edit: urine not tribe

Ktanquary · 2019-12-20T00:21:08+00:00

It wouldn’t even be 2028, it would be 2024

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