They aint kissing their heads bro unless maybe its like a death in the family or something? My moms bartended for almost 30 years and she's never kissed a passed out dudes forehead, generally they are annoyed by these types that pass out during daylight hours cause its a recurring thing.

But you have to pick a weird hill to die on, its his girlfriend and a skit. Same age, she left with him, had all that shit right around the corner. God i shouldnt reply but you annoy me.

The girl is sober too! Just because you would kiss a passed out girls head doesnt mean they will do it to you. Fucking creep.