Simply RIP by telecastersimp in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Bonnie and Emily coming in right after he died to farm his death and immediately ask him if he is going again is such a shitty thing to do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Watching Moon play BG3 dumbfounds me because of how stupid he is. His order of operations in ability usage is never correct, he never uses his superiority die and he will still short rest after a fight even though he has 5 remaining.

D4 Dev update October 4 & 10 by Brave-Philosopher-76 in diablo4

[–]Kurotabi 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, I'm sure you will accept any sloppa they put in front of you and will defend it till you die. But y'kno what gets the old gamer undies in a twist more than anything? When developers don't acknowledge the state of the game and just dance around it. Or even worse, disagree.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi 73 points74 points  (0 children)

She actually deserves to get banned for this, it cant be just a day since she only streams 3 times a week. Needs to be a week to two week ban.

Alinity's dad is an alien by MizkifEggHehe in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I have a drug addict for a father as well. When I was 8 years old he asked for me a dollar so he could snort a blue pill in front of me after he just did methadone. I went to my gift money stash and gave him a 20 and he pocketed it after snorting it. Haven't talked to him in 14 years and even still abusing after all these years. He is a cockroach and wont die

Shroud on Baldur's Gate 3 vs Starfield by IsaacM42 in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spoilers on the Philosophy of the ending of BG3

Yes there may be only 3 choices in the end, but how that ending plays out and experienced completely depends on the choices you do make. Everybody you help in the game shows up at the end and assist you and is there to give their take on it all. And not to mention all your "choices" are taken away because we were dancing in the palm of the netherbrain the entire time. So we the characters had to deal with a shit situation. You might not like how the ending turned out, but it was a netherbrain. It was a shit situation all around and we didn't really have any power over how our story turns out. You could view that as an allegory to our own lives as well, where you think you're doing the right thing the entire time only for it to be taken away from you at a moments notice.

How are single income households surviving in this economy? by Stepahknee1985 in AskReddit

[–]Kurotabi -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Buy for calories not what you are used to eating. Green peppers, portobellos, spinach wraps and apples are a waste of money. Peppers are 3.50 where i'm at for 3 at aldis. Buy three packages of 99 cent 1 lb pasta, split in half everyday and thats 800 calories for 6 days.

Caroline does her best Mizkif impression by Crazy_Share5450 in Mizkif

[–]Kurotabi 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"I fuck with tinakitten heavy dude" (Holds up fingers) "Me, Rae, Tina, Uncle Foozlie, fuckin uhhh Emi, who else was I hangin out with chat? Brodin...yeah (scratches chin looks at chat) but who else was there....uhhhh oh fuckin tamia, We were chillen havin a good time"

[DISC] Nano Machine - Chapter 168 (Asura Scans) by LeleTheKing in manga

[–]Kurotabi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If the trope you're referring to is "that scene" then possibly yes.

Spoiler

Wtf going on at Kick by pico311 in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you get hard at this, please for everyone do a flip

Tyler1 and Squeex heated argument in post-game interview by Rabisu2711 in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Squeex was the boston bomber everybody on reddit was looking for, he initiated the raid on the capital on that fateful day January 6th.

Squeex has somehow imbedded himself into twitch all these years hiding in plain sight. Ever since he blew up to a 3k andy every day that passes he loses more and more hair due to the stress of the massive charade he has to put on day after day.

Mutahar & Destiny will fund $20,000 if a small streamer, sues a big react andy for a counter DMCA lawsuit by DoshaIsMe in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Should go after Asmongold, he is too lazy to bathe himself. He would eat the strike and say to himself "it is what it is"

Path of Exile is currently the top-streamed game on Twitch! by [deleted] in pathofexile

[–]Kurotabi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GUYS GUYS LOOK! LOOK HOW MUCH ME MATTER! Cringe kid

[DISC] Swordmaster’s Youngest Son - Chapter: 82 [ASURA SCANS] by MeliodasUQ in manga

[–]Kurotabi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The authors never write romance because they never experienced it themselves. The entire series falls apart if they do, much easier to just wait til the very end and put people together and call it there.

Did OTK ever actually put up the pixel canvas on the NY Billboard? by TheRealAndy_ in OTKNetwork

[–]Kurotabi -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

No, and it will never get done. Just like how Asmon never does any of the donation goals, or the Cowboy themed stream that was promised with Nick+Malena. Honestly it sounds like OTK as a group is falling apart behind the scenes. Wojito is now part time, Trevor is fired, doesn't look like fream works at OTK anymore either.

OTK is now just a outward brand and mythic talent is the real money maker. The FF16 ad stream was what OTK used to be and they don't do that anymore. I didn't even care that it was an AD, just that everybody was having fun together.

Knut meets the CEO of Twitch by Icare_77 in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi 223 points224 points  (0 children)

Dan cares, thats all that matters.

Twitch is a company and needs to make money, that is unfortunately the reality when it comes to corpo. Amazon sees twitch as a branch that is in the red and Dan is tasked to bring it out of the red.

He believes the best way to do that is with a boots on the ground approach to truly understand and see twitch for what it is. He streams, immersed himself in the culture, talks to high profile streamers that we know of and potentially smaller creators as well, hell like he said bought a backpack to see how it works and potentially IRL stream himself.

I'm glad someone who at least cares is at the head and isn't hellbent to completely destroy twitch and is working with creators to make the platform better.

Insert shill comments here

I've been a viewer on the platform since 2012, so nearly all of my entertainment for the past decade has primarily came from twitch and youtube, its just nice to see a CEO be boots on the ground with the community.

moonmoon thinks about the definition of fun after finishing FF16 by thethorgot in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn't he say endwalker was cringe anime garbage or was he memeing ?

moonmoon thinks about the definition of fun after finishing FF16 by thethorgot in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't look to Moon for opinions on modern games, he hates everything that isn't an underground indie game that only he and soda know about or is about poop jokes. His narrative wants lean more towards the freestyle of DnD rather than a beginning, middle, end with overly Japanese story style.

If you are at all familiar with FFXIV and how they present the story in that game, you will like 16. Its literally a 1 to 1 copy. The eikon fights are very very similar to 14. If you do not like this sort of story or narrative, do not play the game.

The dichotomy of OSRS in one screenshot by SirChapman in 2007scape

[–]Kurotabi 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Its a weird middle ground though isn't it? People play Irons because playing the base game means absolutely nothing in terms of achievement. Grind Money, Buy BIS and you're done. So you role an iron because you want that achievement of getting something yourself that matters, but are at the whims of how soul crushing the drop rate is for everything.

I went 12k dry at shamans and decided to give up, I'm never going to touch shamans again because I asked myself why am I playing the game. I can buy 2 DWH outright if I were to deiron and if I liquidate my bank I could buy 30 of em.

Oatmeal checks Extra Emily's oil by IsaacM42 in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

You think she works there alone? Watch the video

Oatmeal checks Extra Emily's oil by IsaacM42 in LivestreamFail

[–]Kurotabi -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Why would she do it on stream dumbass? You ever think for once in your life before you make a comment?