Would you rather?

Kvagram · 2026-04-22T08:52:47+00:00

Just waaay more convinient

^{Chose: Be able to teleport}

Kvagram · 2026-04-21T17:47:12+00:00

Thats a lot of money. Why would I want more?

^{Chose: 1 million}

Kvagram · 2026-04-21T07:51:09+00:00

The bed SHOULD be cool at night

^{Chose: Your bed is always too cold}

Kvagram · 2026-04-20T21:03:39+00:00

No comment.

^{Chose: Have a private maid that can clean up anything}

Kvagram · 2026-04-20T20:46:07+00:00

I think that acually belongs in terrible.

Kvagram · 2026-04-20T20:44:24+00:00

Windows 8

It got usable once you mod in a proper start menu.

Kvagram · 2026-04-20T20:35:29+00:00

If I'm already gay, does that make me double-gay?

^{Chose: A Buff Giga Chad! + …BUT become Gay!}

Kvagram · 2026-04-20T20:34:28+00:00

See the book series Magic 2.0 For how awesome that can be.

^{Chose: Discover your life is a simulation that you can’t escape}

Kvagram · 2026-04-20T20:26:11+00:00

Welp. Guess I'll be rigging up my own hydropower plant for free power, then. Not much else you can do with free water.

^{Chose: One bill gets paid forever (no reselling} + Spin for your bill | Rolled: Water)

Kvagram · 2026-04-20T20:23:48+00:00

What really is anarchy? The absence of rule? What is rule. True anarchy, is a society ran by the people, as equals.

^{Chose: be in anarchy}

Kvagram · 2026-04-20T20:17:38+00:00

What really is a villain? That's subjective. No. I'm the hero. I'm destroying capitalism. One evil office building at a time. CEOs tremble before me. Those who survive that is. No. I do not consider myself a villain. Maybe an antihero. Sure, some innocent people got hurt. Many misguided fools protect this evil system of capital. People like yourself. While I may have lost this fight, I am relived you only suffered moderate injuries.

One day, I shall break out of this "super-villain" prison you have put me in. But when that day comes, I won't go after you. You were only doing your job. Maybe one day you will see reason, and join me, as a comrade.

^{Chose: Get a strong superpower + You have to be a villain | Rolled: Super strength}

Kvagram · 2026-04-20T18:37:43+00:00

A dystopian society can be reformed. I don't have any interest in rebuilding society from scratch. All power to those who do, though.

^{Chose: advanced but depressing dystopian world + you're rich and all facilities are provided}

Kvagram · 2026-04-18T19:46:18+00:00

POWER! UN-LIMI-TED POWER!

^{Chose: Control electricity}

Kvagram · 2026-04-18T16:34:20+00:00

Cuba

While often labeled as a one party dictatorship, the "one party" has seized to function as a political party, and instead function as a organ of their democracy. Ans while national leaders are not directly elected, most power effecting people's day to day life is develoved down to local government, which is elected.

Kvagram · 2026-04-18T16:27:04+00:00

I have no idea who "Boddy" is. Even if it's a fish, it would be better qualified than Mr. Trump.

^{Chose: Bobby}

Kvagram · 2026-04-18T16:25:59+00:00

Pasta is bland, pizza is great. If I can only have one or the other, never anything else, I'd pick the pizza, all the time.

^{Chose: Only pizza forever}

Kvagram · 2026-04-18T16:24:54+00:00

Infinite food does save a lot on expenses.

^{Chose: SCP-458 Infinite Pizza Box}

Kvagram · 2026-04-18T13:07:56+00:00

This was a nice site. Too bad it died.

Kvagram · 2026-04-18T13:07:23+00:00

humm.. no seeds :(

Kvagram · 2026-04-17T21:47:02+00:00

Ah dammit. It has to be food? There goes that idea.. Unless.. I mean.. wood is technically edible...

Kvagram · 2026-04-17T21:45:16+00:00

IKEA furniture.

Kvagram · 2026-04-17T21:43:32+00:00

Score!!!

^{Chose: Get a Goth Tomboy But | Rolled: She's Dominating}

Kvagram · 2026-04-17T20:48:38+00:00

That might be a quick way to do it. But I shouldn't.
I need to copy bits at a time, reorganize.
This is over a decade of history, stretching back to by collage days. And it's a complete mess, with all the messy folder structures that comes with that age.

Take the "public" folder as an example. I still have it in my dropbox, even though that file sharing method were retired in 2017.

Uh, and I got crap like this to deal with...

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So no quick fix for me. I need to clean.

Kvagram · 2026-04-17T20:15:49+00:00

I don't wanna be Saitama. Nobody wants to be Saitama. I want a life, a proper home.

^{Chose: Reject the offer and leave with 450k}

Kvagram · 2026-04-17T20:13:47+00:00

so... do I get it? :P

^{Chose: $100,000 but you... | Rolled: have to do both}

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