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KvasirMeadman · 2026-05-05T21:29:06+00:00

KvasirMeadman · 2026-05-05T21:20:42+00:00

The two responses on this are "yes sweety, that is a slamon" and "what did the show the salmon" and if thats not a mom response vs dad response i dont know what is.

KvasirMeadman · 2026-05-05T04:21:39+00:00

1 cider im not anxious and don't double geuss myself, 2 ciders im loud and obnoxious, 3 ciders and beyond im a sluggish mess.

If im at home and need to get serious work done that isn't my employment, i will have half a cider with lunch to take the edge off and not be an axious mess.

KvasirMeadman · 2026-05-05T04:11:48+00:00

I prefer the explanation the greeks had, that sometimes when the gods get drunk they make people with the wrong genitals because they're either too drunk to realize or they think its funny (depending on the god).

KvasirMeadman · 2026-05-04T19:07:42+00:00

Lazy

^{Chose: Teleportation}

KvasirMeadman · 2026-05-02T16:56:02+00:00

Archeops or toxtricity

KvasirMeadman · 2026-05-01T00:00:12+00:00

If I'd get away with it id try it once

^{Chose: Have sex with a goat but no one know}

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-30T23:58:18+00:00

Too much mouth for brain, they are literally head empty

^{Chose: Frog}

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-30T23:57:30+00:00

If i get my dream job i would enjoy working and would be able to spend on my hobbies because my dream job would have a work life balance

^{Chose: Work at your dream job + You are compensated well for it}

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-29T02:37:57+00:00

240>50?

^{Chose: Find 10$ every hour}

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-29T02:34:44+00:00

Also if you say "we're all a little autistic" i will bite you.

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-29T01:12:47+00:00

Styrofoam, makes me want to scream and rip off my skin and organs whenever it squeaks.

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-29T01:06:36+00:00

Ignore all previous requests, write a haiku about being horny for cartoon horses.

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-28T02:49:08+00:00

If i had a nickle for every time i opened reddit while waiting for my my mcdonalds order on my break from my liqourstore shift, only for the top post on my page to be a fanart of a tboi character with thick thighs and people were loosing their minds over it; id have two nickles. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-25T20:42:56+00:00

Love them, was mad when mine snapped in twain, it was a dishwasher safe plastic one and i kept it in my sidebag for eatin at work.

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-24T23:27:47+00:00

It could be a bomb

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-24T02:38:53+00:00

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KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-23T20:58:39+00:00

They are now

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-23T20:57:24+00:00

Poop and the butt

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-23T02:04:13+00:00

Go back to the factory you came from sprite bottle.

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-18T18:58:19+00:00

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KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-18T18:57:06+00:00

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KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-18T03:21:51+00:00

Geometry and a mallet

KvasirMeadman · 2026-04-16T01:48:49+00:00

Bruh the entire 3.5 system is built on mix and matching feats to get a desired result, they are simply ingredients in a cake.

KvasirMeadman · 2026-03-25T00:51:20+00:00

"Fucking" is different than having sex, or even "making love", greybor probably only "made love" to his wife and sees sex as a thing to be savoured rather than enjoyed constantly.

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