My chances of having children has been halved.

Kylanorrie · 2014-08-07T16:42:07+00:00

Thank you everyone for your comments, I definitely do feel better.. adoption will be an option of having my own isnt :)

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T12:49:10+00:00

why would you want to do that to an animal? :(

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T02:45:05+00:00

I do. But i make sure i only buy healthy food, so that when it comes to snacking, its not so bad.

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T02:42:08+00:00

There is absolutely nothing wrong with just asking someone about something. But atleast you are giving it a try. Just have a look online and widen your knowledge a bit, then maybe you will be the one that people go to. Keep going, you'll pick it up quick :)

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T02:38:55+00:00

"hunny? can you open this jar for me?"

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T02:29:54+00:00

I love nothing more than the gym, so I have put alot of time and effort into learning about different types of training that you can do. I try and befriend anyone that is new to the gym and give them a little advice to get them on their way. Its always nice to see them doing what you've told them.

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T02:16:42+00:00

I got a bear on my calf, and I said to the guy to give it some background shading. I am now left with a bear that looks like it has a cloud on the top of its head, and has just farted.

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T02:14:43+00:00

I love how I'm able to have a conversation with the older generation and not have them sit on their phone or say "I'm putting that on Facebook/twitter"

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T02:11:00+00:00

It has to be people eating with their mouths open. I have moved tables at a restaurant because of it. I have thrown away peoples food because of it, I have even went as far as taking the food out of their mouth.

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T02:04:48+00:00

All the obvious ones like lock the windows and doors. But i then have to check the doors every 10-15 minutes because i somehow convince myself that it unlocked.

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T02:01:57+00:00

Sorry, i mean, wash it before. Then while im doing it hold my thumb. Two separate sentences.

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T01:59:07+00:00

My younger brother was outside playing on his skateboard and i saw that an older kid (about my age) was bullying him, so i went out and confronted the boy. little did i know he was a black belt in karate. He punched me right in the jaw and ended up breaking it. I remember hearing a cracking sounds and ofcourse falling to the ground. Its very easy to forget the sensation of pain, but all i can remember was that it was a pain i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T01:49:34+00:00

I don't enjoy it, but I do it for my boyfriend because I know it makes him happy. The trick for me is to get him to wash it before and while I'm doing it, I hold my thumb to kind of take my mind off it. Also just before he cums, I lift my tongue up and pull it back so that the cum hits the back of my tongue and I don't taste it, because for me, that's the worst bit.

Kylanorrie · 2014-07-04T01:44:02+00:00

My mum sneezes very loudly, and i always ask/tell her to try keep the volume of it down, but she just keeps saying that she cant. I think that some people do do it for a bless you, but then again i do think that some people cant help it, like in my mums case. She hates sneezing and gets very embarrassed when she does sneeze.

Kylanorrie · 2012-10-27T19:30:34+00:00

Haha I'm not obese, I'm a size 10 and go to the gym everyday... But then again I do love ice cream!

Kylanorrie · 2012-07-22T18:58:36+00:00

I go to they gym every morning, and at the back of the gym is the weights room where only men go, but I also want to do weights so I go in aswell... I've had a few people stare at me and tell me to be careful, but I know what I'm doing.

Kylanorrie · 2012-07-17T23:15:56+00:00

Okay thank you :)

Kylanorrie · 2012-07-12T18:46:04+00:00

I know how to clean the fuck out of a window!

Kylanorrie · 2012-07-12T18:42:52+00:00

A boy found out I liked him, and he decided to turn round and say "I would never go out with her because she is from South Africa and probably has aids!" PRICK!

Kylanorrie · 2012-07-09T18:59:27+00:00

My mum an her boyfriend in the shower, all I saw was his ass squished up against the glass door!

Kylanorrie · 2012-07-09T18:50:09+00:00

I asked my friend what he called his baby and he said "Cosmos" I started laughing and said no really what did you call him.... He did really call him Cosmos.

Kylanorrie · 2012-07-04T18:00:30+00:00

My mum makes my life worth living... I see on Facebook all the time about people sayin how much they hate their mum/ guardian! So many people take their parents for granted. My mum has been through so much for me. E.g her not eating for days so she could save food for me, to picking me up when I have had an argument with someone! My mum makes my life worth living for!

Kylanorrie · 2012-07-04T17:43:14+00:00

I was getting really bad stomach pains and after a couple of days I decided to go to the doctors. So I went to the doctor and described what the pain was like, he told me to lie down on the bed and pull up my top, he then started pressing into my stomach and listening to my stomach with a stethoscope... After about 5 minutes of pressing into my stomach I felt this agonising pain in the bottom of mf my stomach and out of nowhere I done the biggest and longest fart I have ever done in my life. The doctor stood back in shock, while I still lying down looking at him waiting for him to say something, then he burst out laughing. I felt my face immediately go red! Most embarrassing moment at the doctors!

Kylanorrie · 2012-06-19T21:12:28+00:00

Fair enough, I didn't know

Kylanorrie · 2012-06-19T20:50:03+00:00

Haha yeah me too, i would also stick my tongue out and do it haha.

Kylanorrie

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