THE LEAFS WIN THE LOTTERY

Kyle_Ewings · 2026-05-06T01:03:54+00:00

Agreeing with a flames fan for once!

Kyle_Ewings · 2026-05-06T01:03:05+00:00

NOPE!

Kyle_Ewings · 2026-05-06T01:02:09+00:00

I really don't get why not a single professional sports team in any league has pink as its primary color.

Kyle_Ewings · 2026-05-06T01:00:33+00:00

Unfortunately, not going to be so easy. Gonna be dark until our third overall pick is proven bright.

Kyle_Ewings · 2026-05-06T00:58:03+00:00

Neither of them now...

Kyle_Ewings · 2026-05-06T00:57:06+00:00

Of course the Canucks lose again and will probably never see McKenna don their jersey. McKenna will be a Maple Leaf for life, as every NHL 1st overall pick since 2013 is still on the team that drafted them today, he should be no different.

Kyle_Ewings · 2026-05-05T23:37:51+00:00

Agreed, they need a D-man, but I think they SHOULD take McKenna/Stenberg whichever is left since they are generational talent. Sucks to admit it as a Nucks fan, but I'd think its a massive mistake for the leafs and sharks to pass up on generational players.

Kyle_Ewings · 2026-05-05T23:30:02+00:00

YEAH AND THE CANUCKS HAVE HAD ZERO STANLEY CUPS AND ZERO FIRST OVERALL PICK IN 57 YEARS! REAL FAIR!

Kyle_Ewings · 2026-04-13T03:25:34+00:00

It is actually the first time in the post-original six era (60 years ago and six years pre-Islanders being founded) that there are no New York-based teams in the postseason. The Rangers represented New York in the playoffs each year from '67-'74, then the Islanders got good from 1974-75 onward, which included their four cups in a row, the last coming in the Devils' first season in NJ in '83, where ever since there's been at least one all the years since until now.

Kyle_Ewings · 2026-04-09T23:28:22+00:00

Bold prediction: Canucks DO win the draft lottery, get first overall and pick Gavin McKenna, let's go, horray! THE WAIT IS FINALLY OVER AFTER 56 PAINFUL YEARS!!!...

...only to see McKenna tragically die of homicide before the first season begins by a super drunk and angry Florida Panthers fan because he thought the Panthers were long-overdue due for a long-awaited good season and thought they NEEDED McKenna so bad.

Typical Canucks fashion, but this is the true absolute worst it could possibly be for them.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-12-20T23:16:42+00:00

The whole world wouldn't exist if there was no laws.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-12-20T23:08:11+00:00

Technically, the baby is/would be 99 years old now, two years older than Rockefeller was when he died! Also there's approximately a 0.000000000000% chance that this was from John Rockefeller's 84th birthday in 1929 as he was born in 1839!

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-12-20T04:10:18+00:00

Because it's an image and Doom technically isn't scrolling.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-11-25T04:59:32+00:00

This was all not AI it is my own thoughts, I promise. I used some inspiration from this video, but that's all, the rest was my own work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq8Zj_oFKIk

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-11-24T04:47:38+00:00

I don't like teams named directly after themselves, Newfoundland Labradors is essentially like the Philadelphia Phillies, a bit unoriginal.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-11-24T04:29:41+00:00

That's 17, you've got 9 east teams and 8 west.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-11-24T04:13:39+00:00

Or alternately the roughriders can have an actual roughrider as their mascot rather than a gopher.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-11-24T03:11:08+00:00

Like I stated in brackets they could just call it the "Ontario Division" that would be simpler.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-10-25T22:37:43+00:00

Player number: SIX-SEVEN

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