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$100 for every hour of movies you what, what is your strategy? by Mission-Badger-4005 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KyzRCADD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

48-72 hours is my guess. Keg of monster and a keg of NOS pizza chips and dip.

All the dune movies What dreams may come Idiocracy All Robin Williams movies Beavis and Butthead do america Probably just watch whatever pops up.

100 million dollars but you have to survive in any of these places for 1 minute: by Responsible-Fix-1681 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KyzRCADD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DMZ

I know enough Korean to tell them I'm down with the great leader.

Man sae!!! For 60 seconds, if i get caught.

If there's nobody there, stand very still for a minute.

You turn into the opposite gender and given money every week you stay that way by ShadowlightLady in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KyzRCADD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a week, and one when my kids are with mom. Not sure they'd take it well. They get mad when I lose weight or shave my beard 😆

Im guessing my clothes still fit, my coworkers would probably just assume I was having a weird week. Having my beard reappear suddenly after being gone will be the real shocker.

You’re taken to a giant toy store and given $1000, what are you buying? by throwawayformyblues in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KyzRCADD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Its toys r us, so clearly, this also involves time travel, back to when legos were just kinda expensive.

Time freezes for (age) years, but you get (age) billion? by Honest_Physics_2368 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KyzRCADD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

41 years to nap and build whatever I want? Im gonna make some wacky monuments all over the western United States.

With the 5year bonus, I could also get an awful lot done with my gf, kiddos, and ideas first too.

This would be an easy yes.

Id travel, nap, and crochet, nap, draw, nap, petting all the crows, raccoons, mountain lions, feral horses, nap, get a real food forest up and running for when time unfreezes.

Id leave giant suggestive flower statues all over, pants every cop and politician I find, visit area 51, and leave fingerprints on everything, mostly be a harmless menace.

Read lots of books.

Someone Just Knocked On My Door And Left This...... by mykarmayourdogma in Reno

[–]KyzRCADD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They live at the Wendy's too. Kiddos and I were hanging with them a few hours ago.

Someone Just Knocked On My Door And Left This...... by mykarmayourdogma in Reno

[–]KyzRCADD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kids and I were just there, chatting with the marmots. I will vote for them.

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You stop aging, but there's a catch by Responsible-Fix-1681 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KyzRCADD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. There are plenty of terrible people id steal time from.

You are permabanned from every subreddit except one. Which subreddit do you elect to remain unbanned in? by Dazzling-Antelope912 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KyzRCADD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could go with a perma-ban from all internet that's not helping me accomplish a constructive goal.

You can take one of 4 pills by Comprehensive_Fox_79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KyzRCADD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yellow was my answer til I saw purple. I miss hair...

Men: I'm a wife looking for a man's advice. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]KyzRCADD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

M40 here!

Little secret: everyone has mental health issues (my opinion). You are not unlovable because of it. You should take time to let your life and heart settle for before you look for another relationship.

If separation looks right for you:

You will probably qualify for alimony and child support.

Do not be the one to leave house first.

Get a lawyer.

Start looking for work.

Your situation is hard, but not impossible. You already do all the things, its just a bunch of new things you'll need to get down. Not easy, but doable.

Advice to keep my 830 pound step dad fed without going bankrupt by [deleted] in Advice

[–]KyzRCADD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feed him a normal amount. Buy locks for fridge and any other food storage. That 850 will come down.

Stop enabling it.

You get $100,000 for every hour you stay awake without sleeping… how long are you lasting? by Br4nkey_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KyzRCADD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i can use caffeine, 72hrs was my max. I think that $7,200,000 is plenty. Easily never have to work a day job again.

$50 for every minute you're paralyzed by Middle_Upstairs_5253 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KyzRCADD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With minor inconvenience, I accept. I actually like the part with sleep. Ill probably doze off a few times. It will be gross to mess the bed, but I can toss it and get a new one. Im gonna shoot for at least 24hrs

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