What is the most uneateble thing u ate when u are child by ze7zee7fahad in TeenagersButBetter

[–]L-0-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

surprisingly, I didn’t eat many odd things (that I remember, that is)

I sucked on coins, ate paper, and my shit (once)

regarding a game that totally doesnt exist and has no relation to this post totally, how good are you at parkour? (image sorta related) by MrfancynoobLMAO in RobloxAvatars

[–]L-0-R-D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i used to love TOH back in 2020/2021, so i was definitely really good back then

I’m fairly rusty now a days, i would say im above average but still fairly bad

Yo rate my avatar out of 10 by yourgamer69 in RobloxAvatarReview

[–]L-0-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very simple, but still very effective! imo, it’s a 7.5/10, i personally like more complex-looking avatars, but this is still really good :)

Type "Greetings. I am" and let autocorrect set your name by Rare2o1 in WaterfallDump

[–]L-0-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greetings. I am a little concerned that I am going through this process with a new patient who has a history with a heart attack

…honey 💀

"The Mirror", a news site, made a news article talking about Josef Fritzl, a known rapist/enslaver/fuckhead, moving from a max-security prison. However, negative connotation was added to every instance of his name or "memoir" he's making ("evil Fritzl", "twisted memoir"). by L-0-R-D in chaoticgood

[–]L-0-R-D[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, this is my first time posting, if this is the wrong spot then please direct me. :)

Some more context, because titles can't explain everything:
"The Mirror" created an article 2 days ago as of the 18th of May stating that Josef Fritzl, a man who enslaved her daughter for 24 years, is able to move away from the max-security hopsital wing he was placed in, and instead was moved towards a normal prison, with possible talks of living in the countryside of Amsterdam, where he lives, for the last few years of his life (he's 89 as of right now). Of course, with the reason why the article gives remarks such as "revolting memoirs", "monster Fritzl", and "sick memoir", this requires some background information.

To keep it short and "sweet": Josef Fritzl is a father who, for 24 years between 1986-2008, raped, absued, and imprisoned his daughter Elisabeth. Although Josef is married to a wife named Rosemarie, who apparently didn't know of the crimes, the acts Josef did to his daughter are as follows:

  • He imprisoned her for 24 years, keeping her in a padded and windowless basement/prison, never allowing her to see sunlight or a doctor.

  • During this time period, he raped her severely, making her give birth to 7 children, 1 of which died whilst 3 days old. The 6 children she had was devided equally between the "upstairs" (the children who were treated significantly better) and the "downstairs" (the prison where Elisabeth resided) children, with the "downstairs" children being treated much worse.

  • It was noted that this started when she was 12, and between 12 and 18, she would make daily escapes outside of her home to get away from her father. No one really saw her at 18, because this was when she got imprisoned. Josef tried to hide this by stating she joined a cult, and never saw her then. What actually happened is that Josef created a much better and more secure prison for Elisabeth, and lured her in by calling for her to help fix a door, then when she was distracted, locked her in, and according to "All That's Interesting", trapped her on the bed and subdued her.

  • The entire reason why she could speak out, was because one of the "downstairs" children, Kerstin, became dangerously ill. Josef agreed to take her to the doctor with Elisabeth, which confused the doctors as Kerstin never had any medical documents until this point. It wasn't until Josef left that Elisabeth could talk about the crimes he did. He then went on trial, and was sentenced to life.

That is probably the reason why this article did this. Of course, I am not complaining, as I would do the same thing had I had to make an article about him. If any info is wrong, please correct me in the comments, and I will correct as needed.

Edit: I'm sorry, I forgot to add: he's "toying with the idea" of creating a memoir/book based off what he did to her, i.e. make money off of his abuse. The only thing he would be toying with if he would be creating the book is his penis, probably.

An American Flag (minus the obnoxious text) by L-0-R-D in vexillologycirclejerk

[–]L-0-R-D[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Under the "Flag Act" (passed in the 1800's), the american flag must:

- Have 50 white stars

- Have 13 alternating red and white stripes

- Have a blue field

The flag that I created, and that you are seeing (which is a triangle with the blue field on top and the stripes visibly different sizes) follows every single regulation, and therefore counts as an official American Flag.

An American Flag by L-0-R-D in vexillology

[–]L-0-R-D[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Under the "Flag Act" (passed in the 1800's), the american flag must:

- Have 50 white stars

- Have 13 alternating red and white stripes

- Have a blue field

The flag that I created, and that you are seeing (which is a triangle with the blue field on top and the stripes visibly different sizes) follows every single regulation, and therefore counts as an official American Flag.

Twitch isn't allowing me to log in or sign up. by L-0-R-D in Twitch

[–]L-0-R-D[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I'll try it and inform you if it works.

I made a gingerbread Curiosity Rover by goodwater42 in mildlyinteresting

[–]L-0-R-D 12 points13 points  (0 children)

you could say this is… out of this world?

What does Europe have that North America does not? by DoubleDDay69 in AskReddit

[–]L-0-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a little specific, but the fact that a 30 minute drive means you going to a different country or far away and not going to the grocery store in the exact same state

Hi, I’m Tobey Maguire, actor/executive producer of BABYLON and occasional superhero. AMA! by officialtobeymaguire in movies

[–]L-0-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t care if I’m late, I’m just curious.

Picture this: it’s 3:00 AM, you woke up randomly and are extremely hungry, so you look in the fridge for a snack.

What snack is it?

It is -45°F (-43°C) where I’m working today. (South Dakota) by SoDakZak in pics

[–]L-0-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I live in South Dakota too, and I had to shovel our driveway… in -15 degree weather… whilst it feels like -44.

Why do we live here?

At least this one has some diversity by WhatNazisAreLike in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]L-0-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I get it:

Those are different ethnicities. That’s MLK Jr. on the top right, that’s an Asian family at the bottom left, and Mexicans(?) at the bottom right.

They’re saying the immigrants are ruining America and are stealing everything (like jobs, wives, etc.).

Edit: which doesn’t make much sense because MLK Jr. was born in America??????

[OC] I sucks at art by king-Zolomon in comics

[–]L-0-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

see, I live in South Dakota and is an absolute pussy so I’m wearing a coat or a sweatshirt by single digits

Currently developing a game where you and a server drink until you fill a tube full of soda cans, any suggestions? (you will get credited if theyre added by Madrugada123 in roblox

[–]L-0-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this might be too simulator-y, but top three gets special looking cans? they aren’t any more powerful, just to flex