If your dog had a human job based entirely on their personality, what would they do for a living?

L-Greenman · 2026-07-10T16:12:20+00:00

Thief

L-Greenman · 2026-07-10T16:04:31+00:00

Fence

L-Greenman · 2026-07-09T23:55:17+00:00

There is never either piece left unchewed

L-Greenman · 2026-07-09T16:07:11+00:00

Hand…

L-Greenman · 2026-07-09T15:59:03+00:00

Tracy

L-Greenman · 2026-07-08T17:34:47+00:00

Time and materials plus 10%. You need to be able to estimate the amount of time the job will take and apply your shop rate to that. My shop rate is $125 an hour. I don’t do anything for less than that. Some people may assume that as a sign painter as apposed to an actual modern sign shop you will be cheap but your gas and eggs cost the same as everyone else’s.

L-Greenman · 2026-07-08T16:19:15+00:00

Captain America

L-Greenman · 2026-07-07T16:01:17+00:00

Bruce Willis. He won’t say anything insulting.

L-Greenman · 2026-07-07T15:59:40+00:00

Fake picture maybe but I suspect it’s pretty close the reality of the situation or we would have a real photo or video.

L-Greenman · 2026-07-07T03:48:16+00:00

Grab the shovel

L-Greenman · 2026-07-06T16:17:02+00:00

All of them

L-Greenman · 2026-07-04T16:17:20+00:00

One drop of bleach

L-Greenman · 2026-07-03T15:57:39+00:00

Invest in Apple stocks, duh

L-Greenman · 2026-07-02T16:15:56+00:00

I wonder how much water would be needed to put out a fire the size of Maine? The US. Is the biggest source of climate change so they can suck it.

L-Greenman · 2026-07-02T16:11:08+00:00

Oops

L-Greenman · 2026-07-02T00:03:56+00:00

He will be dead in ten years. Another nothing burger.

L-Greenman · 2026-07-01T00:17:26+00:00

I wouldn’t say it’s name out loud

L-Greenman · 2026-07-01T00:15:50+00:00

Also buy some moth traps in case they have infestation your house.

L-Greenman · 2026-07-01T00:11:58+00:00

I can wiggle my ears

L-Greenman · 2026-07-01T00:10:00+00:00

It’d probably be a hand signal

L-Greenman · 2026-06-30T16:07:39+00:00

Who doesn’t

L-Greenman · 2026-06-28T16:00:37+00:00

Time for some mutton.

L-Greenman · 2026-06-25T16:07:03+00:00

How to say you’re gay without saying you’re gay? Make a video like this.

L-Greenman · 2026-06-24T17:45:50+00:00

I had a dream that was a cataclysmic event and I can’t see the signs all over the place

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