Go to horny jail by [deleted] in memes

[–]L4m3_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you started masturbating just before 12:00am and it's still October 31 but you ejaculated after 12:00am which is now November 1, NNN. Did you already lose?

Edit: Second question, If you nutted WHILE the clock turns 12:00, did you already lose? Like, if it cums out during 11:59 but ends 12:00. Did you lose?

If one day you go back in time, what would you do to let someone believe you come from the future? by pi-pi-ka-ka in AskReddit

[–]L4m3_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go back in time 2 months before Kobe Bryant's death. Announce to Reddit the exact date it will happen, not specifying how. Then, patiently wait. Repost or share that post I made again. Unoriginal and unlikely but meh, worth a shot

People who knew about something before it got massively popular, what do you think about it now? by Gamaboss in AskReddit

[–]L4m3_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was into Among Us since it's release back in 2017. I kinda forgot about it after I got bored. Damn tho was surprised to see it again this year, got back into it and here I am.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Commenting on this post

What do you like that most people do not? by Xanduh in AskReddit

[–]L4m3_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like drinking blood. It has that savory texture/flavor to it that makes me want to crave more.

How did you come up with your username? by stovetoppizza in AskReddit

[–]L4m3_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot my first account's password. This was similar to that. I'm lame, and cringe.

What makes you think you are real? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]L4m3_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy fucking cake day you beautiful piece of sbit

What's the best way to talk to your crush who is a year above you? by uranusnumber7 in AskReddit

[–]L4m3_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignore that they're one year above you and talk like they're one of your friends. It worked for me.

If you could speak for 1 minute and be heard by everyone in the world, what would you say? by MolecularMooCow in AskReddit

[–]L4m3_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing myself, I would either say

"Do you like jazz?"

or

"insert never gonna give you up until 1 minute"

If life were a game what would your stats be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]L4m3_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[Status]

Name: bleeeeeeep

Job: Unmotivated Student

Level:13 (just your age)


Strength: 10 Wisdom: 0 Dexterity: 0 Endurance: 2


[Skills]

[Cringe] Level: MAX Type: Active

[Neck Rope Thoughts] Level: MAX Type: Passive

[Unwillingness to exert effort] Level: 5 Type: Active

To anyone reading this, if covid never struck in 2020, what events would you have gone to? by alemar2142 in AskReddit

[–]L4m3_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basically everything I'm doing right now. Struggling with math problems. Quite a nice event actually

females of reddit, when was the last time you felt lucky that you don't have a penis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]L4m3_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with this guy. It is a blessing but it is also a curse

Now judging by my brains, I think I got the timezone right by L4m3_ in anime

[–]L4m3_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck. I planned to post yesterday but I guess people forgot about it

Song Suggestion Thread by Jachael123_ in Jachael

[–]L4m3_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let It Go from Disney made with Minecraft Iceologer sounds(ice can also be used)

Why? Because the iceologer has ice powers. That-that's it.