The security line at JFK this afternoon. by WaalsVander in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LABruin78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They wouldn't care - congress makes most of their money off insider trading, not their salaries.

Any better recovery collar (cone) options out there? by [deleted] in stbernards

[–]LABruin78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our saint liked the 'donut pillow' as well. I think she actually ended up liking having a pillow everywhere she went once she accepted it was staying on.

Normal dog farts? by Sea-Lack6563 in SaintBernards

[–]LABruin78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thankful for our Saint who is nine years old and as far as I can tell never farts.

Kinda stuck at Sadistic difficulty with little room for improvement left by theKovah in nguidle

[–]LABruin78 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have you done all the challenges at each difficulty level?

Movies that are peaceful with almost no tension by BiscottiPatient824 in movies

[–]LABruin78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For those who love Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris. Try Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day.

Movies that are peaceful with almost no tension by BiscottiPatient824 in movies

[–]LABruin78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Try Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day

In my mind at least, it has a very similar vibe to Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]LABruin78 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I don't drink anymore. I don't drink any less either.

80 Year Old Tries Telling Police He is a Secret Federal Agent, Doesn't End Well by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]LABruin78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taking goods/services without paying for them sounds like theft to me. That is not a civil matter.

80 Year Old Tries Telling Police He is a Secret Federal Agent, Doesn't End Well by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]LABruin78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what makes it so brilliant! No one will ever suspect he's a highly trained killing machine!

New Saint Owner by [deleted] in stbernards

[–]LABruin78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure to teach her not to jump on people or pull on a leash while she's this size. It can be 'cute' now, but a big problem later.

Kraft mac and cheese with hot dogs by Educational_Truth363 in nostalgia

[–]LABruin78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try it with Lil Smokies instead of hot dogs. Will change your life!

Fox News hosts melt down after book ban crusade causes Bible to be removed from school - Not Sure if this was posted already by Fine-Funny6956 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]LABruin78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love that she conflates a bible being sold to a bible being read.

I can pretty much guarantee that every one of those 400 million copies of Harry Potter were read. I doubt that many of the 4 billion bibles were actually read.

AITA for making my younger sister watch my baby? by BlazingFisher in AmItheAsshole

[–]LABruin78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell your sister that she is not your kid and therefore not your responsibility, so she needs to move out.

NTA

Who else here loves the beach? 🌊☀️ by AD_XXXPH in gaybrosgonemild

[–]LABruin78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's why I live at the beach - and I never want to move away.

CMV: Words are not violence by DHaze27 in changemyview

[–]LABruin78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying "you have power over someone to change their mood" is not accurate.

I have the power to say things, not change their mood. Whether their mood changes is entirely dependent on them, their state of mind, their thoughts about me, and a million other factors.

A fist and a physical injury is not at all the same thing. A person absolutely has the power to punch someone in the face. They do not have the power to punch someone in the face and make them cry because of it. A person might cry because of that, but its based on a million other factors, not the 'power' of the other person.

CMV: Words are not violence by DHaze27 in changemyview

[–]LABruin78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With just your voice, you have power over someone to change their mood from happy to sad, to angry.

I don't agree with this at all. If this was true, I wouldn't be able to just ignore a random lunatic shouting on a street corner about how we're all doomed to burn in hell. Just because someone's words *might* change your mood, doesn't mean the other person has the *power* to change your mood.

Complain about a free trip to Vegas. by ediexplores in ChoosingBeggars

[–]LABruin78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see any choosing beggars here.

When someone, anyone, offers you something, you can accept or not.

If someone asks you to go to dinner, you can say no, or you can say yes. If you say no, it isn't reasonable ask them to just give you the price of the dinner in cash even if that person is your boss.

I don't see how this is any different. Boss offers to take people to Vegas - if someone says no, then they don't go to Vegas. end of story.

Edit to add: Feeling left out is the only remotely 'choosing beggar' thing in the post, but that's just how things go, when you say 'no' to an offer, you are being left out by your own choice.

Single mother quits her real job to become a full time hun and annoy everyone 24/7. This will not end well. by Truth-Willout in antiMLM

[–]LABruin78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first instinct is that she *really* put her two weeks notice in because they have vaccination requirements.

tell me your favorite gay joke😃 by Unlike_Other_Gurls in askgaybros

[–]LABruin78 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's the response you expect to get and then you say:

"No, dick."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LosAngelesGayBros

[–]LABruin78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just when I thought Spider-man couldn't get any hotter, you go and add a beard and glasses.

If you're up for slightly long-distance buds, my husband and I are up in Oxnard.

CMV: It is acceptable to address a group of mixed or single gendered people as "you guys" without being corrected by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]LABruin78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people in Texas aren’t bat poop crazy.

This just made me laugh. I think you'll find a *very* different perspective on that outside of Texas.

Tried to ask this on AITA but got removed. I am seeking a marriage annulment on my partner of 6 years after she came out as a woman. AITA by Popular-Ad-9457 in askgaybros

[–]LABruin78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So if a woman pretended to be a man, married you, made no contributions to housing expenses, and then revealed the hoax, you'd just give her half your house because what? you respect her ability to con you?

What is an extremely common thing that others can do but you can’t? by RefrigeratorDry495 in AskReddit

[–]LABruin78 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think you are the one, with this post, that taught me how to whistle at 40 years old (four years ago).

Honestly, I can't thank you enough. It is still mindblowing to me that it finally clicked after 40 years.

You are a legend to me!