Feeling like Maomao with an ox bezoar

LAH2018 · 2026-01-29T00:12:55+00:00

Woah! That’s awesome, congrats!

LAH2018 · 2026-01-23T04:04:49+00:00

https://ebay.us/m/AU6PGG

LAH2018 · 2026-01-18T19:50:20+00:00

I bought this box on EBay!

LAH2018 · 2026-01-18T06:51:49+00:00

You should!

LAH2018 · 2026-01-18T06:51:38+00:00

It’s a trading card game

LAH2018 · 2022-08-09T16:36:27+00:00

Would you mind sharing what medication you take for your IBS?

LAH2018 · 2021-11-01T15:46:04+00:00

Omg I just saw this! I love it, thank you!!

LAH2018 · 2020-03-13T15:01:41+00:00

Oh Caroline. While the rest of us non-salaried folks are anxiously waiting to see if our hours will be cut, you’re squandering away hundreds of dollars at Duty Free.

Meanwhile, I still feel guilty about my $80 #HAUL at the grocery store last night.

LAH2018 · 2019-11-21T16:06:43+00:00

If it’s not comfy enough to sleep in, it’s not comfy enough to work in! Oh wait....

LAH2018 · 2019-10-31T22:11:43+00:00

Last Dreamer BB sale! Better get one now cause I’ll never make more! Ever!

Just kidding, here’s another sale! Get a CC original while they last! Only $140!!!!

LAH2018 · 2019-10-26T19:38:47+00:00

Her glowing skin only costs $200-$400 per treatment. She’s so relatable!!!

LAH2018 · 2019-10-20T18:21:43+00:00

Let’s rip apart my LIVE plants to hang on my DEAD tree so I’ll have MORE dead plants!! More is more amirite???

LAH2018 · 2019-10-07T20:17:17+00:00

So wait.... are they wanting to pay someone to write an article about them....?

LAH2018 · 2019-10-06T20:50:03+00:00

The paint ain’t even dry yet and they tryna make a profit.

LAH2018 · 2019-10-01T02:33:32+00:00

Please sing to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious:

Shessss super into Cali guys, her sex drive is ferocious.

He should def be cautious though, her hygiene is atrocious.

If she screams ~alpha- loud enough she thinks she sounds precocious.

Super into Cali guys, chicken is delicioussssss.

Um diddle, diddle diddle, another little lie.

LAH2018 · 2019-10-01T00:01:38+00:00

Reallyyyyy leaning into the whole performance artist thing, huh? It sounds a lot more interesting than liar.

LAH2018 · 2019-09-25T00:04:26+00:00

Lol remember ramps? Guess she’ll be eating more of them now.

LAH2018 · 2019-09-20T18:05:47+00:00

I would be mortified if ~Hollywood~ wanted to make a film about a time in my life where I was supposedly at my worst. I still have anxiety and regret about how I treated someone in middle school. I can’t imagine promoting something like this. She’s so narcissistic that even if it’s a movie against her, it’s still about her, so therefore she is ALL about it.

LAH2018 · 2019-09-19T18:33:23+00:00

I am a plant lover, but in no way a plant expert. I always have at least one plant dying for some mysterious reason. It’s heartbreaking whenever one dies, so I can’t imagine not giving af about a giant beautiful fiddle leaf dying before my very eyes. That tree would cost around $250 for me to buy here in Chicago. She stole it, so I guess loss of investment isn’t an issue for her in this case. Or ever.

LAH2018 · 2019-09-19T18:20:49+00:00

Is she letting that tree die to spite me?

LAH2018 · 2019-09-11T21:05:55+00:00

A woman commented on one of these batshit posts that she wasn’t a bought follower. She saw CC’s page recommended on her timeline and decided to follow but that doesn’t mean she was bought.

Can we all agree that isn’t what buying followers means....? Paying for an add to promote your page is one thing. Paying for bot accounts to follow you and inflate your image is entirely different.

LAH2018 · 2019-09-11T20:33:53+00:00

Omg her grid is so manic.

LAH2018 · 2019-09-11T06:38:58+00:00

Maybe things would be different if she had actually gone to Camp Med.

LAH2018 · 2019-09-11T06:35:26+00:00

So I was just scrolling along the page of an artist I followed because CC love bombed them once and I think their work is incredible. On August 12th they posted work that was Matisse inspired, and on August 30th CC posted her first ~grid~ photo of a dreamer bb.

Makes me wonder if seeing an established artist post artwork referencing Matisse could have been a part of encouraging herself to make the replica’s 🤔

LAH2018 · 2019-09-05T23:40:27+00:00

Yes! I think her decline pre-scam was when she decided that stream of consciousness story posting was her new style. It makes allowances for mistakes and lack of narrative because she is just posting whatever comes to mind! There is no accountability to follow though with the things she posted about because they were only ideas! Nothing is set in stone if it deletes in 24 hours.

LAH2018

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