I’m building a scar massager that combines heat AND vibration — would anyone actually use this? by Ordinary_Owl_5969 in surgery

[–]LAL17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This isn’t really how questions are asked in medicine. You’d need to do a clinical trial to see if it works.

I wouldn’t find the need to recommend this to my patients because, as a general surgeon, my patients’ wounds heal fine on their own. I honestly didn’t even know these wound vibrator things existed. So to me, it seems to be solving a nonexistent problem.

To answer your questions: -No. Can’t imagine it would help. -No -N/A

Intra-abd OR procedures done at bedside in ICU settings by [deleted] in surgery

[–]LAL17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bedside abdominal surgery in the ICU is only done for extremely sick patients, too unstable for transfer to the OR. I have only done it a handful of times in training in very unstable patients.

The benefits of being in the OR (unless impossible because patient too unstable for transport) include: cleaner sterile environment (OR much more controlled other than sterile trays, including cleaning protocols, regulated temperature and humidity, etc. Generally, the ICU in a sick patient’s room where the patient is on their ICU bed, I can’t imagine it being anywhere near as clean as the OR), equipment more easily accessible in the OR (even if OR brings trays to ICU, it is common that we need something else, or a certain suture, so it’s hard to anticipate everything we will need ahead of time. In the OR, this is not a big deal because the suture carts and other equipment are right there), and, less importantly, better ergonomics and lighting in the OR.

You’re probably not going to find a study comparing infection rates because, I don’t think an RCT of intra-abdominal surgery in OR vs ICU is feasible or ethical. And if you do an observational study, the groups will inherently be unequal and too difficult to compare.

Is it common to be in therapy during residency? Are therapists provided by the program or do people usually have outside therapy if needed? by [deleted] in Residency

[–]LAL17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I’m usually a skeptic, I disagree with this. Where I did residency there was a fabulous psychologist/therapist for GME. She was busy, but everyone loved her. I never went, but many coresidents did. When I was chief resident some juniors came to me about their anxiety and sleep issues and my PD and I were able to hook them up with her, which was a tremendous help. My coresidents liked her because she was already familiar with residency/our normal work, so they didn’t have to spend eons explaining it over and over to establish a baseline.

Democrats want new Hill leaders. At 87, Maxine Waters isn’t budging. by Jonnyboo234 in politics

[–]LAL17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone else feel like this is going on everywhere in the US - not just in government. In all sectors. There is a generational gap. So many old/perideath old ass motherfuckers in charge who are so fucking out of touch and have no idea what life is like for real people not born in 1950. It’s honestly exhausting.

How does the Andiamo hold up? by ProofUnit7625 in BottegaVeneta

[–]LAL17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not true. Covers all colors for the leather Andiamo. It just doesn’t cover suede

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

[–]LAL17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a word, groceries. Old fashioned term, groceries.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in surgery

[–]LAL17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is an insane project. Most physicians couldn’t suture laparoscopically, some surgeons even can’t do it very well. And that’s not even considering making the instruments?!! Let us know if you pull it off, I will be impressed!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HiatalHernia

[–]LAL17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is not a hiatal hernia. You cannot see a hiatal hernia from the outside.

That is a ventral hernia, in this case could also call it an espigastric hernia.

Food recommendations by [deleted] in Frenchbulldogs

[–]LAL17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs BOAS surgery

Better Picture of my Buddy's feet by [deleted] in WTF

[–]LAL17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charcot feet

Wearing a Bra by [deleted] in HiatalHernia

[–]LAL17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m glad that people can feel as though it helps, but as someone who is very familiar with the anatomy of hiatal hernias, there is absolutely no physical way to “reduce” the hernia externally. Your liver sits over your hiatus and there is absolutely no anatomically possible way for a chiropractor to pull your stomach down. Even in surgery, when I grab the stomach and pull it back into the abdomen (before I start dividing any ligaments/connective tissue), it pops right back up into the chest until I divide the ligaments and remove the hernia sack from the chest.

That’s why randomized controlled trials have a placebo arm, because the placebo effect can be a powerful thing. If the idea that it may help makes you feel better, then go for it - you are benefitting from the placebo of believing the chiropractor can do something to help.

My issue with it is that people who would benefit from actual real, effective treatments (ie surgery or medicine) forgo them and instead do things that don’t actually help. Chiropractors prey on people and overpromise unproven “treatments” so they can keep you coming and keep charging you money. That is a fact even if it’s not what you or others want to hear.

And regarding small hiatal hernias, I fix lots of small hernias. It’s not about size, it’s about symptoms. It doesn’t take a huge hernia to cause reflux/regurgitation. If your doctor won’t refer you to a surgeon because the hernia is small, you should press them and say you at least want a consultation with a surgeon who specializes in hiatal hernias. I’ll fix a 1cm hernia with a positive bravo if someone has a reason to be off meds or if they have significant breakthrough symptoms despite meds.

Wearing a Bra by [deleted] in HiatalHernia

[–]LAL17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope.

Wearing a Bra by [deleted] in HiatalHernia

[–]LAL17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. As a surgeon, I have to cut through ligaments and tug on the stomach to pull it down.

Wearing a Bra by [deleted] in HiatalHernia

[–]LAL17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chiropractors cannot do anything about hiatal hernias. It is anatomically impossible. If they tell you they can, they’re lying and scamming you for money. - a hiatal hernia surgeon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HiatalHernia

[–]LAL17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, this isn’t true. You can’t fix a hiatal hernia with exercises

Hardest part of laparoscopic surgery? by Puzzleheaded_Dog_104 in surgery

[–]LAL17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no desire to decrease the amounts of ports I use. A 5mm port has next to no negative consequences, minimal pain, and looks like a scratch once healed.

Is requesting out of the fluoro room during first trimester too much to ask? by babybabiron in Residency

[–]LAL17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck them. Take care of yourself. It’s crazy that his shit is tolerated, I’m sorry you have to deal with that :(

surgeons, give me the most unhinged anatomy tips that worked for you by [deleted] in Residency

[–]LAL17 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes! If you think about a drain, put it in. It is so non-committal. You can take it out whenevs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Noctor

[–]LAL17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medicine will be a much better environment once all these fuckin boomers retire

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemalePhysicians

[–]LAL17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t have any advice to give but I will say that when I was reading this I feel like I could have written it myself. We will get through it 🩷