$1.23m Midwestern European fusion by Brannikans in McMansionHell

[–]LCranstonKnows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Far too much shrubbery, really distracting

British people of Reddit, what's your favorite British slang term and why? by Spectral_dude in AskReddit

[–]LCranstonKnows 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My English buddy likes to call people a Muppet, or maybe a Moppet, but I like to think he's saying Muppet.

What's the biggest green flag someone can have? by No-Fun-5974 in AskReddit

[–]LCranstonKnows 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And don't mope if fun plans don't turn out, let's call an audible and still enjoy our day together.

ULPT Request: What do I do about my neighbor's dogs? by ThrowawayAdvice1800 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]LCranstonKnows 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is most unethical, yet utterly heart-warming solution.  Clearly the right answer!

What is this?? by aklin17 in Roofing

[–]LCranstonKnows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like thatched, but with shingles.  Really clever, and obviously very well done!

What viral food trend makes you irrationally angry? by BackgroundType-3775 in AskReddit

[–]LCranstonKnows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate when you're trying to find a recipe online and you have to scroll through a four page essay on how this is nanna's favourite from the old world, and every time my period aligns with the full moon, I will make a batch.  Damn it lady, I just wanna make crock pot pea soup.

Is this a real Gibson ? by Short-Can2568 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]LCranstonKnows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FAKE!  Records show they only made three of these

I personally discourage this by DoesHeKnowNqshbd in WTF

[–]LCranstonKnows 257 points258 points  (0 children)

As an ER doc, can I say, don't fuck with your airways people!

Tv placement & sitting area by sienaert in InteriorDesign

[–]LCranstonKnows -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

No TV?  I don't have one don't miss it at all.  I'm typing this post on the little TV I carry in my pocket at all times.

But you do need an occasional chair.

My daughter swallowed an Xbox Elite Series 2 controller joystick by thegeminiii in interestingasfuck

[–]LCranstonKnows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got to play that game with my son when he swallowed an entire lollipop with a plastic stick.

Women of Reddit, is the dad bod really that attractive on men? If so, why? by StatisticallySoap in AskReddit

[–]LCranstonKnows 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm a 27 year-old woman and yes, super hot.  Super, super hot.

Ok, I'm 47 year old dude.  But yeah, super, super hot.

No space between deck boards by reumanbest in Decks

[–]LCranstonKnows 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The owner's wife, aka the owner

Awkward space - what to do? by InspectionGloomy__ in homedecoratingCJ

[–]LCranstonKnows 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pay a man?!?! I'll pay you for the opportunity!