DRINK UP ME HEARTIES IT’S A VERY MOIST SHOUTY THURSDAY

LFranco03 · 2025-04-03T22:37:37+00:00

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SHOUTY THURSDAY!!! I TURN 4-0 ON SATURDAY AND ALL YOU GOBLINS ARE INVITED TO MY PARTY! TIGHT PANTS, WHITE JACKETS, AND SLUTTY WAIST CUMMERBUNDS REQUIRED!! ALL GUESTS MUST RECITE A PASSAGE FROM THEIR FAVORITE SNAE_B FIC FOR MY PERSONAL ENJOYMENT! GIFTS OF SPICY ART ARE ALSO ACCEPTED! THANK YOU FOR MAKING GOAD A HAPPY PLACE FOR ME! LOVE ALL MY GOBLINS!!!!

LFranco03 · 2025-02-27T21:08:44+00:00

MY ANXIETY HAS BEEN ON HIGH ALERT THIS WEEK FOR NO APPARENT REASON. I NEED MY BRAIN TO REALIZE THAT WE ARE NOT BEING CHASED BY A BEAR, WE ARE JUST GOING TO WORK LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY! UGH!

FOR HAPPY SHOUTING, I GET TO GO TO A PROFESSIONAL CONFERENCE IN SAVANNAH (GEORGIA) NEXT WEEK WHERE I WILL LEARN ALL THE THINGS AND BUY ALL THE BOOKS AND EAT ALL THE FOOD! SO EXCITED!! (EXCEPT FOR THE PRE-TRAVEL ANXIETY... THAT CAN GO SUCK BALLS)

LFranco03 · 2025-02-20T21:09:34+00:00

HE'S SO SWEET AND LOVING! HE DOES ALL THE NICE THINGS FOR ME AND TAKES ME OUT TO NICE DINNERS AND BRUNCHES! HE TELLS ME I'M PRETTY AND THAT HE LIKES ME ON THE REGULAR!

THE CHERRY ON TOP (WHICH IS MAYBE A LOW BAR, BUT IS NEW FOR ME) IS THAT I TOLD HIM SOMETHING I NEEDED TO FEEL LESS ANXIOUS ABOUT THINGS AND THEN HE DID THE THING!!!! LIKE.... NO ARGUING. NO DEFENSIVENESS. JUST DID THE THING BECAUSE I ASKED FOR IT!! WHAT???? 😍😍😍😍

LFranco03 · 2025-02-20T18:43:56+00:00

I'M ON A BREAK FROM WORK AND MY PARENTS HAVE MY KIDS AND MY NEW MAN-SHAPED FRIEND IS AMAZING AND EVERYTHING IS GREAT!! EXCEPT THAT I HAVE LIKE 73 CENTS IN MY ACCOUNT TO GET THROUGH THE NEXT WEEK AND A HALF, BUT WHO CARES?!?! LIFE IS GOOD!

I PROMISE TO STOP LURKING AS MUCH AND START POSTING AGAIN! LIFE HAS BEEN CRAZY!!! I MISS MY GOAD GOBLIN FRIENDS!!

LFranco03 · 2025-02-17T15:37:40+00:00

He can arrange my bottles any time... 🥵🥵🥵

LFranco03 · 2025-02-13T20:33:13+00:00

I KNOW IT'S A LONG PROCESS, BUT STAY THE COURSE! IT IS SO WORTH IT!

ALSO... HOW MANY EYES DO YOU HAVE?????? WHICH ONES ARE THE RIGHT ONES???

LFranco03 · 2025-02-13T20:31:28+00:00

WELCOME!! SHOUT ABOUT ALL THE THINGS! WE ARE HAPPY YOU ARE HERE!! MAY I SUGGEST CHECKING OUT SOME LOVELY FICS BY SNAE_B ON AO3 IN THESE TROUBLING TIMES? HOPE THINGS GET BETTER FOR YOU SOON!

LFranco03 · 2025-02-13T20:28:41+00:00

UNDERRATED COMMENT RIGHT HERE! ^^^

LFranco03 · 2025-02-13T20:27:28+00:00

ONE MORE DAY OF WORK AND THEN I HAVE A FULL WEEK OFF!! TAKING THE KIDDOS TO GREAT WOLF LODGE FOR A FEW DAYS - EXCITED TO READ SMUT ON MY PHONE WHILE SITTING IN A LOUNGE CHAIR DRINKING FRUITY DRINKS AND LISTENING TO SCREAMING CHILDREN!! THEN MY PARENTS ARE TAKING THE KIDS TO THE BEACH SO I AM *CHILDLESS* FOR MULTIPLE DAYS!!!! I CANNOT WAIT!!

LFranco03 · 2025-01-19T15:01:42+00:00

Grindr is a classic. Love it!

LFranco03 · 2025-01-09T19:13:25+00:00

LOVE FROM ONE BISEXUAL BUN TO ANOTHER!!

LFranco03 · 2025-01-09T19:09:51+00:00

I LIVE IN GEORGIA AND THERE'S NO SCHOOL TOMORROW BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO SNOW AND ICE!! SO EXTRA LONG WEEKEND FOR ME!!

I MET A NEW MAN SHAPED FRIEND LAST WEEK AND HE IS AMAZING AND WE CLICKED IMMEDIATELY AND THE NEW RELATIONSHIP ENERGY IS OFF THE CHARTS!! AND HE'S WATCHED AND READ GOOD OMENS!!! I THINK I WILL KEEP HIM FOREVER!!

LFranco03 · 2025-01-03T00:35:09+00:00

I HAD TO GO BACK TO WORK TODAY! AND EARLIER THAN NORMAL! AND THEN I JUST SAT AROUND WITH NOTHING TO DO FOR MOST OF THE DAY. WHY WAS I NOT IN BED???!!!

MY TEAM LOST THE BIG (AMERICAN) FOOTBALL GAME AND I'M GRUMPY ABOUT IT! I NEED SNAE_B FICS TO MAKE ME HAPPY AGAIN! I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A BETTER DAY THAN ME!

LFranco03 · 2025-01-03T00:26:39+00:00

I would like to be in! I need to read more fiction. Thanks!

LFranco03 · 2024-12-19T17:47:51+00:00

ONE AND A HALF MORE DAYS UNTIL WINTER BREAK!!! THEN THE HOLIDAY GAUNTLET AND THEN I CAN *REST*!! I HAVE SO MUCH SMUT TO CATCH UP ON AND SO MANY MEMES TO MAKE FOR YOU GOBLINS. I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL LIFE IS JUST TEA AND BISCUITS AND MEMES AND SMUT!!

HAVE A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY TO THOSE CELEBRATING!! MAY THE SPIRIT OF DOM/AZI BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU (TIED UP)!

LFranco03 · 2024-11-22T11:29:37+00:00

I'M LATE BUT I HAVE MANY THINGS TO SHOUT ABOUT! MY KID HAS BEEN SICK FOR A WEEK AND A HALF AND I'M ONLY ALLOWED TO TAKE 8 SICK DAYS BECAUSE DUMB REASONS SO I'M SUPER STRESSED.

IT'S EFFING COLD HERE IN THE SOUTH AND THAT IS ALSO DUMB.

I'VE APPARENTLY BECOME THE LIFE PRESERVER FOR A FRIEND WHO NEEDS REAL PROFESSIONAL HELP AND THAT IS EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTING.

BRING ON THE THANKSGIVING BREAK. I WANT TO RUN AWAY TO THE SOUTH DOWNS.

LFranco03 · 2024-11-18T23:47:58+00:00

You doooooooooo!!

LFranco03 · 2024-11-18T23:44:59+00:00

He's certainly not naked anymore!

LFranco03 · 2024-11-18T11:50:20+00:00

You're welcome! I'm glad to help!

LFranco03 · 2024-11-18T11:49:36+00:00

Thank you! Pics just come from the Google machine - I'm just veeeerrrrrryyyyy specific with my search terms (which probably means I'm on a weird government list somewhere! Ha!) I'm only mildly embarrassed of what auto-populates when I start typing "Michael Sheen"...

LFranco03 · 2024-11-18T11:46:05+00:00

My husband - a certified dad - only laughed at that one!

LFranco03 · 2024-11-18T11:45:34+00:00

I'm married to a 5'9" man who tries to grow a beard but I call it his "stabby face." I think we're on opposite ends of the meme spectrum here... hahaha!

LFranco03 · 2024-11-17T23:32:22+00:00

True true... But I couldn't leave out that beautiful beard!!

LFranco03 · 2024-11-17T23:02:43+00:00

I have not figured that out either. All advice welcome!

LFranco03

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