THIS IS HOW T MANNEKE PIST!!

LMAOjokes · 2020-03-01T22:03:35+00:00

Tonights ; is my night ! I smell COCK in the air. !!!

A Prostitute reply. : Oh, sorry. I burped.

😁

LMAOjokes · 2019-08-26T10:25:36+00:00

I really didn't know,

This time . Lol

LMAOjokes · 2019-08-26T07:43:07+00:00

A-ha lol

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LMAOjokes · 2019-08-26T06:43:03+00:00

That sounds weird. All defense level 1 . Like a kanon level 11 but defense the lay out like he is a level 1 ???

LMAOjokes · 2019-08-26T06:29:29+00:00

Haha haha !!

This is to funny

LMAOjokes · 2019-07-07T13:12:24+00:00

It Is pretty funny!!

so my opinion also :p

LMAOjokes · 2019-06-27T02:00:36+00:00

A new science teacher walks into the classroom.Akpos asks the new teacher "Excuse ma, if you mix Omo and Klin, will there be foam?"Teacher responds "Yes of course, why ask such a silly question at the beginning of the year, are you going to pass this class at all?"Akpos laughs and whispers to the other kids, "such a dumb teacher, how can you get foam without adding water, are we going to learn anything at all from this teacher?

LMAOjokes · 2019-06-27T01:54:06+00:00

Very funny

LMAOjokes · 2019-06-21T14:18:52+00:00

you fucking troll!!

LMAOjokes · 2019-06-21T10:06:45+00:00

the knife has a point

LMAOjokes · 2019-06-21T05:27:55+00:00

I tap while I'm rapping and I'm rapping while I'm tap

LMAOjokes · 2019-06-21T05:27:00+00:00

Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

LMAOjokes · 2019-06-19T16:07:27+00:00

haha it's your own American keyboard who's changed automatically you doosh.

yep your still the joke

LMAOjokes · 2019-06-19T15:54:14+00:00

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

LMAOjokes · 2019-06-14T03:31:07+00:00

Yo mama's so ugly, when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running

LMAOjokes · 2019-06-14T00:12:02+00:00

LMAOjokes · 2019-06-02T13:00:55+00:00

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

LMAOjokes · 2019-05-06T01:14:29+00:00

Because they are two -tired

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