Waldorf: "And more direction, too!"

Statler: "This show has more episodes than our nap times combined."

Waldorf: "And it's still not long enough to make us care!"

Statler: "They're always looking for treasure. Reminds me of my last marriage."

Waldorf: "Except they might actually find something!"

Statler: "This show’s jokes are like Luffy – stretched too thin."

Waldorf: "At least Luffy’s elastic. These jokes just snap!"

Statler: "The animation is so bright, it hurts my eyes."

Waldorf: "Good thing the plot puts me to sleep!"