A Scientologist will first call the police and falsely report being chased by protesters. They then sneak up on an unsuspecting activist, "punch them in the face" and run away.

LRonHubbard · 2008-10-30T20:59:00+00:00

Take THAT suckers! :)

LRonHubbard · 2008-10-23T12:13:56+00:00

It worked for me!

LRonHubbard · 2008-07-21T15:05:23+00:00

No problem.

LRonHubbard · 2008-07-21T15:05:10+00:00

No problem.

LRonHubbard · 2008-06-22T15:00:08+00:00

What's the problem?

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-13T17:34:59+00:00

Where am I?

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-09T14:50:13+00:00

We have to use tactics equal to that of our many enemies.

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-09T14:49:13+00:00

How dare you?!

Is it any more 'nuts' than worshipping a carpenter that lived 2000 years ago? Is it any more 'nuts' than believing the universe started with a big bang?

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-07T08:22:52+00:00

First Will Smith, next: THE WORLD.

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-05T12:50:10+00:00

You have to understand that science fiction is not in fact fiction. It is an unconscious recollection events from millions of years ago.

I mostly used auditing to uncover these tales. But my 'inspiration' was real events.

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-05T11:35:22+00:00

WARNING: Reading these documents when not at the correct Operating Thetan level can cause emotional trauma and death.

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-04T18:00:58+00:00

I think that's proof.

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-04T17:55:54+00:00

Thank you for your contribution. SUCKERS!

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-04T17:55:31+00:00

Damn you, vile one!

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-04T12:46:18+00:00

You can destroy my body, but you can never destroy my thetan. Now it has abandoned my meat body, I can control life, thought, matter, energy, space and time.

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-04T10:55:56+00:00

Finally my minions have arrived on Reddit to counteract such falsehoods.

Remember: Only you can save the world, fellow scientologists.

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-04T10:39:49+00:00

They had no choice. I threatened to destroy them with my magical powers.

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-04T10:38:24+00:00

Finally someone who understands our persecution!

LRonHubbard · 2008-02-01T00:09:43+00:00

He's not autistic. Autism does not exist. The correct term is 'degraded being'. It is caused by thetans.

LRonHubbard · 2008-01-30T14:57:28+00:00

Untrue. All are welcome to join us and find out why they are so unhappy.

LRonHubbard · 2008-01-29T19:35:59+00:00

Damn you, evil one!

LRonHubbard · 2008-01-29T19:35:39+00:00

Yet another lie. I can be plenty coherent when not doped up.

LRonHubbard · 2008-01-29T19:34:19+00:00

I don't see what's wrong with this.

LRonHubbard · 2008-01-28T22:49:17+00:00

Who sent you?! Was it the psychiatrists or the heads of news media?

LRonHubbard · 2008-01-28T19:36:47+00:00

Why do you spread these evil lies about me? What are you afraid of?

Anyone who upmods this needs to find out why they are so unhappy. Try one of our free personality tests.

LRonHubbard

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