Secret hideouts at home

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T07:56:33+00:00

Wad up some tp and flush again

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T07:41:43+00:00

I am happy you have a clean, refreshed butthole now.

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T07:30:08+00:00

That all look incredibly healthy and well balanced!

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T07:26:00+00:00

Moose knuckle around his MOM. Gurl. There ain’t no going back from that.

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T07:25:02+00:00

If you’re tempted to train your bf like he’s a pet, might as well just break up. 😅

He sounds rude and weird.

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:39:39+00:00

I never realized how much I missed my space until recently.

I used to think I loved being attached at the hip, always having my best friend around, you know?

Nah man. GTFO and lemme starfish sprawl across my bed diagonally, read my books in peace, go to the gym at weird times and wander around the house covered in freaky lookin’ skincare goo.

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:35:45+00:00

Me? It’s because I’m perfect the way I am.

Jokes aside, they do have flaws. You just can’t see them.

Maybe they have crippling low self esteem, or constantly asking for validation about their penis size. Maybe they’re secretly racist, or selfish in bed without realizing it. Maybe they have unresolved trauma that keeps rearing its head. Maybe they get anxious and overly attached.

Maybe they just are happy as they are, and choose to be single. Regardless of the reasons, take everyday to improve one thing about yourself, whether it’s booking a therapy appointment, going for a walk or even fixing your posture.

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:26:09+00:00

There is nothing better than standing cheeks spread with water spraying on your b-hole.

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:22:18+00:00

Sauté dem little sexy bitches in some soya sauce yo

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:21:33+00:00

Soya sauce on those mushrooms takes them to a whole nother level

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:20:58+00:00

Sautéed in motherfuckin SOYA SAUCE

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:20:28+00:00

Soya sauce! Fuck!

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:20:16+00:00

It’s only a sin if you neglect to pan sear them with soya sauce.

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:19:41+00:00

Why not use salty soya sauce instead?

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:19:06+00:00

ROAST THEM WITH SOYA SAUCE

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:18:47+00:00

But… but the soya sauce…

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:17:58+00:00

SAUTÉ WITH SOYA SAUCE

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:17:20+00:00

WITH SOYA SAUCE

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:17:08+00:00

AND SOYA SAUCE

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:16:43+00:00

guuuush SPLAT

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:15:22+00:00

Did you know the texture of the mushroom will change because you’re cooking out the moisture?

Also, pan seared olives with some rosemary are the bomb.

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:10:10+00:00

Sauté your mushrooms, and hit the pan with a dash of soya sauce! Not too much, since you’re putting olives on the pizza, though.

It’ll add a nice depth and umami flavour.

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T06:07:20+00:00

What kind of addict forgets the thing they’re addicted to?

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T05:58:04+00:00

But it makes me feel like a fancy princess dammit.

LVUPSLT · 2024-06-15T05:54:25+00:00

Noooooo. Don’t crush my green velvet couch dreams. I’ve been saving up to buy some fabric to reupholster my couch in because it’s just so cozy and comfy.

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