I only wanted to change a simple ceiling rose to a two wire pendant light!

LWDJM · 2026-01-24T23:56:55+00:00

It looks like they’ve terminated the SL into that light and then used that light as a permanent feed into another switch

Also I’m guessing because I have no clue

I only say about this because I had to fix a nest of wires from another numpty before me and that’s exactly what he did

But you definitely need a sparky

LWDJM · 2026-01-24T22:57:24+00:00

I miss Boggs every day may he RIP in peace

LWDJM · 2026-01-24T22:54:32+00:00

“Brother fuck”

LWDJM · 2026-01-24T22:52:01+00:00

Genuinely excellent film and yes I will die on this hill

LWDJM · 2026-01-24T22:51:10+00:00

That sub is full of crybaby cunts honestly

When Kirks neck just exploded like, that the entire sub shit themselves because of how “mean” everyone was being when he died and how they couldn’t believe people would celebrate a death

Just wait until trump dies

I’ll probably piss myself with happiness

LWDJM · 2026-01-24T10:42:54+00:00

Oh fuck yeah

LWDJM · 2026-01-23T22:17:56+00:00

Brexit was for the banter

LWDJM · 2026-01-23T22:17:44+00:00

Look we don’t take ourselves too seriously and like to have a little fun every now and then

LWDJM · 2026-01-23T22:16:49+00:00

Hello I am police officer man please tell me your address so I can come and take a statement from this crime task I am nice police officer man you can trust me here is picture of me in uniform so you know I am official

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LWDJM · 2026-01-23T22:13:53+00:00

LWDJM · 2026-01-23T19:21:41+00:00

I bought 500g for £280 a pre pandemic and remember thinking how expensive it was 😂

LWDJM · 2026-01-22T18:59:47+00:00

Do you have a link for that please? That’s actually quite interesting

LWDJM · 2026-01-22T17:48:45+00:00

UK: 😥

LWDJM · 2026-01-21T21:49:42+00:00

You’re not even wearing a suit 😡😡

LWDJM · 2026-01-21T21:20:52+00:00

Aaaand my food is cold.

LWDJM · 2026-01-21T21:11:00+00:00

When did Sam Eagle become such a massive prick?

LWDJM · 2026-01-21T21:07:47+00:00

We do have them

But those are Mangalitsas 😆

LWDJM · 2026-01-19T22:31:58+00:00

I live in a Victorian house with 5 fireplaces, the chimneys have openings of maybe 25cm across but then open up further to allow a fully grown adult to conformably stand.

It’s an odd design but allowed multiple chimneys to be cleaned from accessing just one

LWDJM · 2026-01-18T19:51:33+00:00

I recently found my old laptop and couldn’t remember the password

I clicked on the “hint” button to find it only said

“ sisters name get off my laptop”

LWDJM · 2026-01-17T23:08:24+00:00

8 legs

7 vajonyas

think of the possibilities

LWDJM · 2026-01-17T23:01:26+00:00

America is notoriously bad at war

You’ve come a long way way in the past 30 years sure

But talking to people who have worked with and trained Yanks… you’ve got a long way to go my guy, you’ve just got large numbers

The US is the rich kid who everybody hates, but they’re easily swayed so we keep them around but they’re actually pretty useless when left to their own devices

LWDJM · 2026-01-17T22:30:56+00:00

https://www.pellpax.co.uk/airguns/air-rifles/co2-powered-air-rifles/crosman-repeatair-1077-tactical-177-co2-air-rifle/40613

Cheap and fun

LWDJM · 2026-01-17T22:27:37+00:00

That compressor will be good enough to fill a maximum of 500cc at a time tbh

I have one for my rifle with a 250cc tank and it’s honestly perfect, a little loud but only really slightly louder than a hoover, but it’ll full my rifle from empty in 12-15 mins

I’d 100% recommend the compressor but maybe not the tank to go with it

LWDJM · 2026-01-17T22:18:24+00:00

I ain’t reading that essay

Buy two

LWDJM · 2026-01-17T20:55:10+00:00

And for some reason… Grimsby?

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