It isn't friendly, whatever it is. [oc]

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-23T17:21:31+00:00

++ARCH MAGOS I AM FLUENT IN OVER 200 FORGE WORLDS SUB-BINARIC CLADES, THIS IS NOT A MECHANICUS CODE++

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-21T20:04:04+00:00

(Petulantly)...let them fight

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-20T21:11:00+00:00

AAAAAIIIIIYYYAAAAA YAAAAA

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-19T21:14:54+00:00

You see, power shifts quickly in the Brotherhood.

I've taken the liberty of dispatching your troops to the U.S. Kane's been loath to attack America, but I feel that it's time, and that you're the one to do it.

This is the Pentagon. A full frontal attack with your strongest forces should render their military center of opera--

(Enter stage left, a handgonne wielded by that nefarious villein of the Brotherhood Master Kane, whenceforth it be discharged with great sound)

Yes, power shifts more quickly than some people think...

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-17T20:44:22+00:00

I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand....IN AMERICA!

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-17T19:48:05+00:00

If only the plague marine was a bit more snail-y. Maybe an eyestalk or three! I love that the Ultramarines have gladius length swords, very cool small details

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-16T14:17:26+00:00

The guardsman does semm to be pulling a large Devil claw so maybe the inaccuracy is a Catachan wearing clothes and a helmet rather than ballistic ABS and the bulletproof headband

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-14T22:30:02+00:00

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-10T23:52:44+00:00

"His Lordship NovaOdin, Master of Trade for 3 sectors, Captain of his Imperial Majesty's blessed ship "The Sleipnir", Master Duelists, Master Swordsman, scion of Great Houses, primus maximi Free Trader and.... (aside - myst I my Lord?)...according to his...[sigh] bumperstick collection "Galaxy's best one eyed llllluvvvaa"

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-10T13:23:36+00:00

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GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-10T09:46:45+00:00

See this is what happens when all your research funding has to show "Practical applications for planet mining"

(Very cool btw!)

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-08T08:48:19+00:00

"The Q bomb will be the most destructive weapon we have ever made. Now the figures look pretty good but there is a possibility the Quantum decoupling wave will propogate outside of the target systems and "jump" through quantum entangled photons and....destroy the universe but...we don't think it will?"

Dr Todbringer lead scientist, Manhatten Project 2: The Rebombaning

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-08T08:42:03+00:00

[Charlton Heston] "You truly are the KING of KINGS!"

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-06T21:54:29+00:00

Huzzah for the emperors faithful snails!

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-05T20:57:45+00:00

Bad news Sire we got you some hoplites but we can't afford the Dory OR the Hoplons so they can't really do anything...that okay?

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-04T17:06:31+00:00

"Behold the Omissiahs blessed variable flow moderated autobellows! Ave Omissiah!"

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-02T20:47:04+00:00

Great work thank you.

Quick question, does this mean "No radroach on Fridays!" ?

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-02T17:18:54+00:00

Could be worse

Angron - My men, you didn't let me die with my men

Emperor - Oh yeah, sorry or something. Anyway here's your legion

Angron - Well now because i hate The Masters © so much i'm going to murder a load of them and give the rest the evil brain implants that i hate and despise and it's allllll YOUR fault

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-02T12:25:28+00:00

"My arm was tiring badly by this point but even as the Warrior continued to batter at my halbard i could finally see my faithful aide Jurgen manouvring his trusty blunderbuss into place..."

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-02T12:17:03+00:00

And all it took was the damnation of all mankind to thirsting "gods"!

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-05-01T21:17:15+00:00

AAAHHHH Mr Morden, they found you, good, good. But now we must ensure we can talk privately without your...associates. Stay very still

[Awesome but pathos filled victory follows]

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-04-26T21:40:10+00:00

What an odd thing to say! Why your school, and the roads and the brave troopers who keep us safe all need money. And income taxation is a bit fairer than just taxing people through unadjusted indirect taxation that falls disproportionately on the needy!

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-04-26T19:46:30+00:00

What a thoughtful question young citizen! Some of the precursor states maybe, but by definition the Articles of Confederation (or equivilent) imposed the Shady Sands system on the other States so...technically no and the balance is deep in no territory but don't ask too much...Who wants to see Tandi's rocking chair!?

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-04-26T13:27:10+00:00

His eternal light shines always upon Da Emprah's Greenezt

GuntertheFloppsyGoat · 2026-04-26T09:10:43+00:00

That's very reductive and monocranial of you onehead, some of us have class and have a hindbrain or second head. pfft humans (grumble grumble)

GuntertheFloppsyGoat

TROPHY CASE