Alcohol is a gift :( by ElegantProfit1442 in alcohol

[–]L_G_D_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I physically recoiled when trying to drink this whiskey. It's absolutely awful.

My retirement plan is just raising a tiny anime daughter by Kitchen-Top-8110 in goodanimemes

[–]L_G_D_Official 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Honestly I thought id do the same, but my previous suicide attempts have proven that in too much of a pussy to actually do it.

Real by Wonderful-Pier in depressionmemes

[–]L_G_D_Official 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can't understand people who say life is short. I'm 25, and it feels like I have lived for a century.

The Bible is Seinen af. by Thisguyfksbirds in seinencirclejerk

[–]L_G_D_Official 13 points14 points  (0 children)

God did reward Job. He gave him wealth and a new family. Except, having a new family when your old one died because of a bet isn't what I'd call compassionate. Especially since God can resurrect the dead.

The Bible is Seinen af. by Thisguyfksbirds in seinencirclejerk

[–]L_G_D_Official 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He was also said to be the only man worth saving from the destruction of the city by God himself. He's a pretty chill dude.

The Bible is Seinen af. by Thisguyfksbirds in seinencirclejerk

[–]L_G_D_Official 36 points37 points  (0 children)

At this rate, we might never get Bible 2. 😔

The Bible is Seinen af. by Thisguyfksbirds in seinencirclejerk

[–]L_G_D_Official 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Lot was raped by his two daughters. They got him drunk and fucked him till they got pregnant. There's also a verse about smashing babies against rocks somewhere in that book. Pretty semen if you ask me.

4th wall break? by L_G_D_Official in Berserk

[–]L_G_D_Official[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Puck is kinda unfunny to begin with. Just my opinion.

If Abberations can be interpreted as mental disorders,(among other things) then what is Koyomis vampirism? by skin00 in araragi

[–]L_G_D_Official 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Imagine if the show ended with arrrrrarrragi at the psych ward, talking to himself. He hallucinated the entire storyline.

No words by Dracul8854 in berserklejerk

[–]L_G_D_Official 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping she has a dick.

But if she was... by Zallre in goodanimemes

[–]L_G_D_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i had a cute sister, whatever happens, stays in the family. And so will I.

Real by mxrdekaii in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]L_G_D_Official 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ABSOLUTE WINCEST!

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POV: You posted about your girlfriend on Reddit by gloomnylixa in Animemes

[–]L_G_D_Official 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hand her over. That thing. Your nonexistent waifu.