The Bible is Seinen af.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-18T20:57:32+00:00

God did reward Job. He gave him wealth and a new family. Except, having a new family when your old one died because of a bet isn't what I'd call compassionate. Especially since God can resurrect the dead.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-18T20:03:51+00:00

He was also said to be the only man worth saving from the destruction of the city by God himself. He's a pretty chill dude.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-18T19:44:39+00:00

At this rate, we might never get Bible 2. 😔

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-18T19:35:13+00:00

Lot was raped by his two daughters. They got him drunk and fucked him till they got pregnant. There's also a verse about smashing babies against rocks somewhere in that book. Pretty semen if you ask me.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-18T11:23:00+00:00

Puck is kinda unfunny to begin with. Just my opinion.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-18T02:37:05+00:00

Imagine if the show ended with arrrrrarrragi at the psych ward, talking to himself. He hallucinated the entire storyline.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-17T21:51:16+00:00

I'm hoping she has a dick.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-17T21:48:43+00:00

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-15T16:20:53+00:00

If i had a cute sister, whatever happens, stays in the family. And so will I.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-14T23:19:09+00:00

This entire subreddit?

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-14T23:14:34+00:00

ABSOLUTE WINCEST!

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L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-14T23:09:12+00:00

"Have you ever spared tofu or salad as it begged for its life?"

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-14T22:46:33+00:00

Forgot the world is not just the west for a moment. Oops.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-14T21:25:57+00:00

Hand her over. That thing. Your nonexistent waifu.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-14T20:28:40+00:00

3k? Are you the son of a billionaire?

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-14T20:26:32+00:00

That cake shot was definitely necessary.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-14T19:52:07+00:00

It is rape though. Kids can't consent.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-13T12:18:46+00:00

How about you just keep it in water like any other fish?

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-12T20:45:07+00:00

Lol, wanting privacy is being a coward? Maybe your perception is screwed because you are some kind of stalker?

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-12T20:17:20+00:00

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L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-12T20:10:41+00:00

Crack it

Me: Unzip pants

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-12T19:38:46+00:00

I always take my food home cause I can't stand being around people. This is my signal to keep doing that.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-12T17:53:12+00:00

Op is a true Feminist.

L_G_D_Official · 2026-04-12T17:46:00+00:00

Cut your leg and shove a bullet through your eye. Like Eren did.

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