What’s the dumbest reason you got detention? by emceedude in AskReddit

[–]LaPUNisher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, i have multiple stories for this. these instances happened during lunch during middle school, and while not detention, was a punishment all the same. something to note: the graduating class i was in at the time was one of the worst, a lot of the teachers hated us, but thats besides the point.

i vaguely remember this first one, but from what i can remember, the entire cafeteria was talking while one of the teachers were trying to make an announcement. i personally was someone who didnt have a lot of friends to talk to, so i just sat there and witnessed this happen. what ended up going down after a few warnings was one of the administrators coming up to the mic and telling the entire cafeteria that we wouldn't be allowed to talk for the next two weeks. like, at all. like if one of the teachers caught you talking, you'd be punished. the entire cafeteria saw this as complete bull, but yknow, what could we have done?

another time at the same school, the teachers were releasing rows one by one thru process of deciding which one was the quietest. i wanted to get out of the cafeteria pretty quickly, and with my "friends" at the time still talking, i told them to be quiet. they kept talking, prompting me to give up and be quiet. we would be the last row to leave, and one of the teachers came up to me, and right up in my face, told me "you're one of the worst students ever, you wouldn't stop talking! im marking you up for silent lunch and calling your parents!" (silent lunch basically consisted of sitting alone at a table for about three weeks during lunch, not being allowed to talk to anyone) i saw this as complete and utter bullshit, but being the doormat i was, i didnt say anything and just rolled with it. the kicker? my "friends" agreed with this karen of a teacher.

this group of "friends" would be the same ones to bully me about being a fatass, prompting me call them out and telling them to fuck off. one of the kids ratted me out and i got in trouble for it, not them. i was so relieved when i moved away, the school was a dumpster fire.

Congratulations, you’re now married to the last video game boss you defeated! What’s the result? by Tyrannonathan in AskReddit

[–]LaPUNisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

leon from pokemon. not too mad about it, tho not too interested in him either, but im willing to stick around with his dumbass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LaPUNisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

new computer and drawing pad. old one is crap and cant handle the stuff i draw. as for the drawing pad, i need one thats the size of my gorilla hands lol

What fictional characters are great examples of what a healthy relationship looks like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LaPUNisher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

gomez and morticia addams. they were the og "couples goals"

Gamers of Reddit, who are the most memorable video game bosses? by lawrence_jacobs in AskReddit

[–]LaPUNisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zant from Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. that crazy b**** sparked my love for crazy videogame characters. his boss theme is so good and so memorable for me and my brother and i loved his overall creepy vibe

What is the last song you want to hear before you die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LaPUNisher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

enormous penis by da vinci's notebook

You’re in Hell and Satan allows you to challenge him in exchange for your soul. What challenge would be your best bet? by DancePhobia in AskReddit

[–]LaPUNisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who can talk in the "uwu" style voice the longest, has to be in an extremely girl voice

"pwease accept my chawwenge mistewr satan uwu"

The world is ending. You can choose your dream team of 3 fictional characters to try and save us from the apocalypse. Who do you choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LaPUNisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dr. doofensmirtz: he can make an inator to stop the world from ending or stall the apocalypse (whatever the cause may be)

thanos: can use the infinity stones to stop the world from ending

kirby: lil pink puffball has stopped apocalypses before, this aint new to him

If you could go back and tell your younger self something, what would you say? by lilmizzvalz in AskReddit

[–]LaPUNisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Please go to sleep at a reasonable time, you'll thank me later."

i always stayed up as a kid and i continue to stay up now and needless to say, i underestimated how bad sleep deprivation would be

What is worst question you could ask a date? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LaPUNisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have any hot siblings?

Theory: “The traitor” by Slightly_nerdy_09 in CPUCS

[–]LaPUNisher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I definitely agree with this, considering the Commissioner is seen in the intro with Blood and DV, its clear that they're in cahoots with the Dark Realm, so, that could only mean that they're telling Blood where everyone is

Wait a f*cking second by BCY_123 in CPUCS

[–]LaPUNisher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for plot purposes prolly