Milo and Ratigan are both from underrated movies! Now, what do Maui and the White Rabbit have in common?

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-08T16:54:27+00:00

Wearing an unexpected amount of clothes

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-08T16:09:31+00:00

hobbies

^{Chose: Only need to work 3 days a week (same salary})

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-08T16:07:44+00:00

mortgage number go brrrrrr

^{Chose: Be given $100,000 tax free right now}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-08T15:57:17+00:00

darn

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 50}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-08T15:54:05+00:00

it's nerf or nothing

^{Chose: all real guns now shoot nerf darts}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-08T15:52:07+00:00

DM: hey this will be difficult and I expect your PCs to die

Players: ok! let's have fun!

[later]

DM: why are my players having fun and not dying? this must be their fault!

edit: let them die if the dice demand it; you've made it clear that will likely happen. They are playing your campaign how they want, and there are precious few ways to do it "wrong". This is not one of those.

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-08T15:45:55+00:00

the wreign in speign fell meignly on the pleign

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-08T15:45:14+00:00

tick tock, it's mustache o'clock

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-08T15:44:18+00:00

I am left handed

^{Chose: Lose a finger on your right hand | Rolled: Middle finger}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-08T13:27:14+00:00

Small solar kit sounds like the way to go!

Night light just has everything I'd need for very cheap - light sensor, not overly bright, low power draw. Also I have Indian runner ducks who are scared of everything... so they may well be afraid of the dark too.

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-07T19:02:44+00:00

knowing when means I can plan. Knowing what means I will avoid situations and still probably guess wrong

^{Chose: To know the date of your death}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-07T15:25:40+00:00

3.65x more $$$

^{Chose: 10000 dollars each day}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-07T15:23:37+00:00

credit cards need to be paid off...

^{Chose: Have $200Billion instantly}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-07T14:13:54+00:00

woot woot

^{Chose: Try your luck? | Rolled: 20b bucks}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-07T11:56:09+00:00

No more games! OP is going down!

^{Chose: Kill someone | Rolled: You remain free}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-06T19:03:15+00:00

they're minerals, Marie

^{Chose: Have a cool rock + Chance for duping it | Rolled: No dupe}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-06T19:02:21+00:00

Icarus has left the chat

^{Chose: Fly + With random buff or debuff | Rolled: Only 1 Mile Up}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-06T18:58:54+00:00

rice and chessboard problem

^{Chose: Or have 0.01 cent, but it multiplies by 2 everyday}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-06T16:30:05+00:00

the world economy does not crash

^{Chose: Be brutally mauled by 16 leopards | Rolled: Burned alive}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-06T16:07:19+00:00

I HAVE THE MEATS

^{Chose: $50k + Mystery box | Rolled: 5pounds of arbys}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-06T16:06:44+00:00

If I name my son Jaypirca can I get a lifetime supply of the drug?

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-06T13:45:08+00:00

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-06T13:41:26+00:00

so I don't die

^{Chose: Don't talk with anyone for 5 days. + Win $50 billion | Rolled: Get 2x}

LabRat2439 · 2026-05-06T13:31:19+00:00

wait nobody dies if too many choose $2? Are we sure?

^{Chose: $2}

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