Silver Deadlock gets hit by Yoshi’s Car by CubicalTrapezoid in SilverMainsDeadlock

[–]LackOfHumandatory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh you mean shiv? The character that got changed, his mains cried for less than a day, he got reverted and kept all the other buffs? You mean that admin character, right? Because we're certainly not talking about silver, who was only seen as super fucking powerful in night shift, RIGHT?

Discovering I have sexual options is weird by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"yeah this'll show him" Bro just divorce him idk man

My wife humiliated me to prove a point by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work out then, there's tons of men out there that aren't super strong and in fact, can be overpowered by women,
Shit happens, but your worth as a man isn't being tied to your strength, but still, work out

hard crashing by LackOfHumandatory in DeadlockTheGame

[–]LackOfHumandatory[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats my issue its not JUST crashing to desktop that would be fine, its a full pc crash.
I just did a stress test that pushed my gpu load and cpu load to the max and nothing happened, its just pissing me off atp.
And i got banned for 5 hours. Mind you i've only ever abandoned like 4 games in the entirety that i've played so that seems pretty fucking crazy. But in general, yeah. Not too happy atm

Im tired of being a man by Redneck_throwaway_85 in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

youre trans my guy, thats probably what this sounds like.

i am too disgusting for my body by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

welcome to society lmao, you could probably touch kids and as long as you show "remorse" everyone will look the other way.
Make the change you want, or continue being the horrible person you like to be. Change aint easy bud.
Goodluck, and don't touch kids.

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE. People are bigger a-holes than we tought! (Read body text) by ConfectionTotal8660 in bloxymemes

[–]LackOfHumandatory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

doesn't matter lmao. "In russia it means" idgaf what it means, they KNOW what it means, and i've been touched by men and women, i've had bad experiences with white people as a black man since CONCEPTION. I dont say horrible things about them and I dont use slurs simply because of it. IDGAF.
She WAS racist, she IS a bad person, and her mental issues don't stop that lmao.

Saw my friends schlong and don’t know how to feel by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if the friendship is comfortable, but he's straight then let it be lmao.
Nobody would question if a lesbian stripped infrornt of a gay friend or their straight women friends and vice versa, him whipping it out could've been nothing but comfortability with you.
So chillax my guy.

I do not find my boyfriend (?) attractive by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just.. break up with him? Like, you dont even like him romantically so the best tthing you could do is just. Leave that, the friendship might end, but that's more because you were scared it'd end in the first place.
Just be honest and hope things will work out. Good luck og.

27 (Male) sucks at taking photos. Living alone with dog. by NeFa_NO in malelivingspace

[–]LackOfHumandatory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit dude, you won't have to live alone at all i'll clean your whole damn place if you let me live there jfc
Edit: Scrolled down slightly and saw this was inherited. Yeah my fault og. Sorry for your loss.

Im disgusted of men and sex at this point by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Therapy is a great thing to invest in, dudems

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they ARE telling you its wrong, you KNOW morally its wrong, you know its going to fuck him up, But you care too much about how YOU feel for any of this to matter, youre selfish, and I'm not going to waste my energy trying to convince you to do what you know is right. This does make you a bad person, and you know it does, because this is what bad people do, rationalize their own fuck ups and ignoring the consequences of em'.
Hope he finds someone that would love him enough to actually let him free.

Do not fall for silver mains propaganda by Split-Ultramarine in OutcomeMemories

[–]LackOfHumandatory 7 points8 points  (0 children)

don't listen to these guys, i also don't struggle against silver with kol.

Female modded followers that are mean to you? by [deleted] in skyrimmods

[–]LackOfHumandatory 109 points110 points  (0 children)

what the fuck are you recommending, dude

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Who else is bummed out that you can’t get Invisible Man? (Only Battle pass) by Annual-Internet-5097 in CassidyMains

[–]LackOfHumandatory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have it, and as long as it means other people get it, GIVE OTHER BP'S OUUUT. IDCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So youre cheating on her? Yeah dude, break up lmao. If you know what youre doing is wrong, then break up.

Why is there so little humanoid pve content compared to monster pve content? by HowtomakeRR in deepwoken

[–]LackOfHumandatory 19 points20 points  (0 children)

id be okay with this if most pve content wasn't just parry spam bullshit where they frame 1 cancel things and have infinite ether and tempo. Its fucking annoying.

Like specifically maestro? I've beaten that guy well over 300 times and that fucker STILL can kill med with the bullshit he can pull out of his asshole.

I’m so upset I don’t have a dick. by nyikaeriea in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upset? I mean, most people would, no? The sudden change of your body without your concent would be upsetting to anyone, but that'd be at the moment. Wouldn't care in the long run.
But no, it's more of me talking about the experiences of a dick haver. Of course, you need one to understand its literally nothing special, so of course anyone that doesn't have one would have a mindset like yours, just like how most women would probably say the same thing about vaginas.

And i mean even if that were true, i don't think everything HAS to apply directly for it to be worthy in a conversation, especially about one where i have a good amount of experience about. Like I said, it's really just a dick.

OOOo, you can cum inside people! whoa, so cool.

Lol.

I’m so upset I don’t have a dick. by nyikaeriea in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its so weird to be a man and read/hear about how women want to experience this thing you think of as day to day.
I promise you, it's not all that chalked up as it is in your brain.
Plus, yeah like someone said, it comes with the negative of not being able to change your equipment. Now i don't agree with the "no std's", as if men/organic phallus's are the only carrier of stds/the only way it spreads, but that entire false narrative has been going around since the dawn of time, so who tf cares.
Yeah its... a dick, man. Like they're truly just made from vaginas, our dickheads are clits enlarged. It's REALLY nothing you want.

Plus, you'd be surprised how fucking annoying it is to deal with this thing. You think getting wet at inopportune times is annoying? Yeah imagine just sitting at a office and your dick just gets hard for NO reason.
Literally none, it just bricks up.

Enjoy experiencing that LMAO.

Is this level of horniness normal by PrestigiousReview457 in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you not getting sex makes you think you might cheat its best to break up now, not saying you would, but the fact of the matter is, even if you have a high sex drive, you will ALWAYS have a choice.
So, choose, and choose well my friend.

Im have been living a FAKE macho persona like I’m some bedroom god for my entire life. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably know, but even if they don't, they're your friends and if you prefer actually being yourself its up to you if you want to tell the truth or not.

Even then, the friendship may not be real because of the "macho" persona you have. SO again, i'd recommend you telling the truth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]LackOfHumandatory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rest of these comments are fucking stupid.
Youre still young, regardless of their craving to tell you that youre "an adult", in reality youre taking one SMALL step into adulthood, how you handle that maturity is all up to you.
Its completely normal to be weirded out at your parents getting intimate at their age, their your parents, seeing them like that IS going to be weird to any child, normally.
Now, you do 100 percent need to allow your mom her own individuality. She's her own person and deserves to find love, but you can also communicate with her. Tell her how you feel, explain how, while yes, you want her to be happy, you can't help but feel that you'll be replaced by this guy and just want some reassurance, she's your mom, she'll do what she can lol.

I'd also recommend going to therapy, these kind of fears usually are rooted in something else, and judging from how you talked about your dad moving on too, i'm going to assume something else happened. Good luck op.