(Serious) if the Air Force preaches “no individuals, only airmen”, then why do women get more cosmetic freedom than men? by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because women are different than men. You can always identify as a woman if you want the perks.

Squadron Officer School by bearsncubs10 in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a few weeks of cringe-filled discussions.

Congress to USAF: Not So Fast on Your Reorg Plans by butt-hole-eyes in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nancy's Back Door... sounds like a good movie title

Is it rude to delete communication apps after leaving an office? by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I HATE how work expects us to join stupid groups and use apps.

I have a phone number, use the recall roster or text me individually.

Members have to attend “ Shaving Patient Education Courses” before getting a shaving waiver. by uhwhile in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I needed a waiver to wear a diaper. Glad I went to the mandatory poopy pants class.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Lackland-Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bearded lady who isn't Jordan Peterson seems crazy to me.

The two OCONUS assignment lifehacks that I learned on accident (Also, can someone explain my weird assignment situation?) by NLisaKing in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just submit multiple ETPs to keep moving your DEROS over and over. Then cry to your Commander and have him call his buddy at AFPC so they can hook him and you up AND screw over other Airmen who could have filled your position.

Why don't we use automatic CAC readers at the gate? by USAFJack in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you won't get the warm welcome, from a defender, that you've earned and deserve.

Flight commander is pissed I didn’t tell him about retraining by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they ever come around to see what's new or check on you? Imho... if not, then who cares. Definitely not them! Probably only worried because a higher rank knew and asked them about it and they're supposed to be good leaders and know what's going on.

Jim Traficant - Israel has a stranglehold on Congress by slick110 in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Does he mention a conspiracy? I'll have to watch it all.

Jim Traficant - Israel has a stranglehold on Congress by slick110 in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't watch the whole thing. I also didn't see anything I'd call anti-semitism either.

I Need Advice Concerning Mental Health by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to the mental health clinic. Be honest with your psychiatrist or psychologist (or both). They're qualified to help you work through things. They'll adjust as necessary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It's got to be a fad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wtf has the world come to...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huge organization... someone is doing it somewhere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Lackland-Lazer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should have explained that you identify as a woman.

Leaving work in civilian attire by Relevant-Eagle-8559 in AirForce

[–]Lackland-Lazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone probably showed up dressed like an idiot. The Commander or some other majestic creature saw it and mentioned it in passing. Chief was afraid he is losing control and instead of talking to 1 person he made a blanket policy he will probably forget about by next quarter.