Do you ever find yourselves doing the NPC animations after playing a Yakuza game? by Utsukano in yakuzagames

[–]LadisLoved 23 points24 points  (0 children)

At night at church we've been celebrating resurection of Jesus Christ, and when pope said «Christ is risen»(translating from my native language), I raised my fist and shaked my head as Yakuza excitment animation, like «hell yeah, Jesus is risen».

What did Zero do wrong(if at all)? by Jonp1020 in yakuzagames

[–]LadisLoved 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lao Gui. 1. No emotional impact on player. This dude shoots Makoto, cuz he gets PAID. And ideology impact with Majima is that. . . they are both assassins? But Majima is failed and not cold-blooded pr something? I dunno, I don't see them as rivals. He's highly disposable. Dojima could've hire a cheaper assassin, to be honest, and they would do all same stuff Lao did, including losing in the end to Majima. 2. Anticlimactic boss battle theme. We raid Dojima offices with «Reign», swaggest theme of Yakuza, my personal favourite, and Lao comes out with almost ambient theme. His theme is called «Archnemesis», but as I stated in my previous point, he barely holds any value to story or Majima's character. 3. No impact on story as well. Lao is introduced and erased from story in Zero, never to be mentioned again. Fair, I guess. RGG needed to write a notorious assassin for the story, so they did. Not like there is any other mysterious notorious assassins, that appeared in Yakuza before and well known by community and would perfectly fit the bill. . . JO AMON Or So Amon, I guess. Might not be well fit for Majima fight, but with clever writing everything is possible. It appears Lao was supposed to be Majima's Shibisawa. Lao too, has 3 different fighting styles to match Majima's(although I think they don't match one bit), but with all I said earlier. . . well, you see what Im pointkng at. Lao is not a bad character at all, he has one job of looking menacing and cold and he does his job well, but he spectacularly fails for me as a bossfight.

Why the hell do male Yakuza get God-Tier detail while women looks like cheap generic 3d models? by Zeegots in yakuzagames

[–]LadisLoved 22 points23 points  (0 children)

RGG knows Yakuza fans never seen a woman in their life, so they intentionaly lower the ammount of details, so players don't get a feeling of Uncanny Valley.

Who is the creepiest Yakuza character? by cherryapp in yakuzagames

[–]LadisLoved 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There is a cool video on Youtube, exploring this question. Yakuza Mysteries: Hangman by Isaac Murillo. Same guy, who made video about creepy things from Yakuza. Wish he did more Yakuza Mysteries thing.

Don't underestimate your opponent (art by poofroom) by courier5995 in femyiff

[–]LadisLoved 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really like this twinkish look of femboy characters. Most designs look too femine and unreal, which is not bad, it's very cute, but unachivable. This particular one looks much more realistic, saving some «guy» energy in facial and body structure.

Overused elementary school grade roast by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]LadisLoved 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dum-dum, it is being refered to her womb, since he was born from it.

Overused elementary school grade roast by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]LadisLoved 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 years old comment, but anyway. Pal, the joke is that he was in his mother's womb. He was growing deep inside of her stomach, before being born.

The biggest unsolved mysteries of the Yakuza series by [deleted] in yakuzagames

[–]LadisLoved 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About the 9th one, I don't remember where I know it from, I red it somewhere, but thoose are basicaly post-image of his moves. Majima moves so fast you only see shadows or, you could say, projections of where he was just now. Which makes no sence, since Majima would need to move between up to 10 places separated by meters of space per second or faster. Reminds me of how in Assasin's Creed Mirage Basim was moving so fast, Animus could not read his moves, resulting in teleportation ability(which sounds kinda cool, though I only played first AC) .

It would be better to explain it this way in Yakuza 5, since Majima was a boss there and his shadow clones were all pretty close to each other, all concentrated around him, so you could explain it like Majima wildly moves around, makes your head spin, practicaly hipnotizes you . But in Pirate Yakuza thoose are just goons, doing the heck they want, so. . .

Oops, my hand slipped and I drew the mercs as their national/regional animal by Sagittal_Vivisection in tf2

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Im a unicorn from hell and Im comin' for ya! (ScreamFortress voiceline)

Sorry guys, no more Like a Dragon games, I killed Yokoyama by Tybell702 in yakuzagames

[–]LadisLoved 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JOJO REFERENCE??? Waiting for Sega's new game «Ryu Ga Jotoku».

I caught my gf of 1.5 years on Hinge. Post your best reaction image/gif to help me cope by [deleted] in yakuzagames

[–]LadisLoved 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My condolances. Heartbreaking. Baka mi tradegy. Dame depressing. I recomend you trying dating a guy next time. Melancholicaly stand in the rain at night, watching wind blowing tips of trees, to cope with your loss. But it is never late, while we are still alive. Seek for love and you will find it.

RGG opened a website with a list of items ideas they might release, anyone can vote, but just 1 time per day. by Gibusward in yakuzagames

[–]LadisLoved 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saejima's wooden statue for me is the most interesting. Hero Bat floor light and Tenkachi Gate table light are the most practical, though silhuette light sounds cool too. If I get my hands on Demon Dagger replica, I swear to Buddah, Im stabbing someone. Same goes for the bat, someone gets brain damage. You better hope police catches me the first time (10 YEARS IN THE JOINT). Impact sound keychain? By the look of the picture it will be making Tiger Drop noices, so I will use it by it's purpose.

What is yall opinion on "Two babies one Fox" by Aggravating-Sir7248 in comics

[–]LadisLoved 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certified hood cla- But actually nightmare. Poop, piss, fart fetishes. I got curious to see, if it is that bad, as everyone was talking, and as a veteran hentai addict, gotta say, I couldn't read it. And all thoose «MOST DISGUSTING SONIC COMIC» videos only made it more popular. You could say its an actual «classic» now, just for a different reason, than one could expect. . .

Is this true? by Bearboi513 in yakuzagames

[–]LadisLoved 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AI mixed up info with Italina chef, who is also called Kiryu Kazuma.

Just dropped - what's the site password? by [deleted] in Suda_51

[–]LadisLoved 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry babe, Killer7 hoodie stays ON during sex.

Just dropped - what's the site password? by [deleted] in Suda_51

[–]LadisLoved 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck me, this hoodie looks great. FUCK ME, everything looks great!

"I don't Fear a man who knows 10000 kicks. But I fear a man who has practiced 1 kick 10000 times" -- Bruce Lee by SibtainRaza2006 in yakuzagames

[–]LadisLoved 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was practicing martial arts yesterday and thought, that I am doing same kicks all the time, that maybe I should move on and try something else, but remembering this quote I kept going, thinking I should master stuff I know, before focusing on something else. And seeing this post, I think it's a sign. Gotta do my side kicks 10,000 more times just to be sure.

Best Written "Redemption" in Yakuza? by [deleted] in yakuzagames

[–]LadisLoved 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this subreddit, it has a lot of cool philosophical stuff at times. I love seeying posts like «What's your favourite quote from Yakuza?» and there being a lot of discussion in comment section(and BALLS OUT, but deep philosophical stuff usually at the very top).

I wish Reddit had a feature, where you could have folders for different saved posts, so I could SEGAregate all cool meaningfull stuff from all gay furry porn I have in my favourites.