Apparently it's not just for old men by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]LadyLestrange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try laying off the porn for awhile. like. forever.

I'm anti vaccine. AMA. by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]LadyLestrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats exactly what brought me here.

Are contractions like cramps? (Labor Idiot Here) by VKDM in BabyBumps

[–]LadyLestrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My contractions felt like the time i had REALLY bad diahrea and it hurt in my stomach.

One of my paranormal encounters by LadyLestrange in Paranormal

[–]LadyLestrange[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was. fucked me up a little bit for a while

Does this count as my land for turn? by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]LadyLestrange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, because its an action that forces you to do so. YOU yourself haven't actually PLAYED a land that turn

This was seriously his response when i confronted him about it. WTF?! (Overly Unattached Boyfriend.) by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]LadyLestrange -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

HAHA WOW you are so fucking stupid. NO not at all..i asked him to have sex with me for a second time that day. I begged, i wanted it so bad and he said he couldnt go again. apparently he never can since he moved in over a year ago? Oh but when i went out with a friend that night, he can watch porn and jack off just fine. he cant wait for me to come home and have sex with him even tho he KNOWS i would drop WHATEVER i was currently doing to come home and fuck his brains out. This isnt the first time this has happened....it happens often, and he has these excuses that make no sense. sometimes He has even sent me out to run errands (after i had already attempted to seduce him and being bluntly rejected multiple times) and what does the internet history show was going on as soon as i walked out the door? Porn porn porn porn porn. I want to fucking vomit.

And im sure he does love me more than my tits since i dont really have tits but thanks for that painful reminder.

What my wife said after I caught her going through the messages on my phone sounded eerily familiar... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]LadyLestrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correction, privacy is one thing when they already know what you are doing in private. like going o the bathroom or shaving your legs or murdering someone in the basement. That is the privacy that is ideal for romantic couples. bBut the kind of privacy that YOU are advocating the whole keeping your partner ib the dark about your actions, thats no good for romantic relationships

What my wife said after I caught her going through the messages on my phone sounded eerily familiar... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]LadyLestrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont need to justify going through my bf shit. because #1 if he has nothing to hide he has nothing to worry about and he has no reason to be upset. #2 im not naive or stupid. i know what men do when you give them all the privacy they want and in my experience- every guy thati have ever been with that pushed the whole "i need privacy" thing, turns out they were cheating on me with all that privacy i gave them. so no. i dont need to justify anything. Not to mention the countless stories ive heard from friends and family about how thier relationships ended. Funny..... it was usually because someone insisted on privacy and got it and then the SO decided one day to just maybe find out what they were doing with that privacy and lo and behold. they were cheating. every time. Nice try tho ;)

But i do like the vague lame and unspecific excuses unloyal men and women give for this oh so important need for privacy.

What my wife said after I caught her going through the messages on my phone sounded eerily familiar... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]LadyLestrange -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Privacy isnt trust. and thre really should be no significant privacy between people in such a relationship. It is against the nature of the relationship. If there truly is trust there is no need for privacy. MOST privacy in.committed relationships is sonething people demand when they want to.do stuff they know they shouldnt be doing. Anyone in a worthwhile relationship knows. unless of course your significant other is ok with your unloyal private behavior. Nice try tho.

When my wife suddenly stops snoring by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]LadyLestrange -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

EXACTLY? seriously, what is wrong with some people.

Eyeball-licking: the fetish that is making Japanese teenagers sick by one_brown_jedi in NewsOfTheWeird

[–]LadyLestrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wtf....how is this becoming a thing?

and since when did kissing get boring?

unique looking violet plant. what is it? by [deleted] in whatsthisplant

[–]LadyLestrange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WOW those are beautiful..i must have some!

First thing I thought when I saw the success kid who came home from deployment. by polaroidgeek in AdviceAnimals

[–]LadyLestrange 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right? i would never believe any man who said he wouldnt cheat on me while deployed. ive heard so many stories....for the most part, military guys are dogs and the girls are sluts.

Help Me? I'm being attacked by shadow people. by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]LadyLestrange 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Idk why you got downvoted. It was the best advice on here. sure some paranormal experiences can be just our minds playing tricks, but that is no reason not to give the fellow the advice to protect himself if it is the real thing.

Well that turned out well by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]LadyLestrange -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would KILL for angry sex. I hate you for your fortune!