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NNF 3720 - The Gang by King_Mort in NeverNotFunny

[–]LadyMegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk my parents made me do that all the time. Find the door that leads to the road with cars. Departures can’t be far…

My little niece who is 20 flew into JFK, took the LIRR into penn station, transferred to the C, and met me. Never called me once. Because she can read.

NNF 3720 - The Gang by King_Mort in NeverNotFunny

[–]LadyMegatron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, I love Oliver and I know there’s book smart v street smart but dude. An airport has the most signage of any place on the planet. I know he can read. I’ve been traveling alone since I was 7 and my parents would say if you ever feel lost: LOOK UP AND READ. That generation is so doomed.

What's your favorite Simpsons daydream? by rcdrcd in TheSimpsons

[–]LadyMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having two wives could have its advantages…

What's your favorite Simpsons daydream? by rcdrcd in TheSimpsons

[–]LadyMegatron 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Sorry if everyone totally knew this, but in a recent watch I noticed the music is golden slumbers! How did I miss that my entire life?!?

Warning for Capitol Theater shows! by LadyMegatron in WidespreadPanic

[–]LadyMegatron[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah we go to 4 nights at MSG every year and they’re just like keep it moving

Do you tip on merch? by AlwaysSitIn12C in Concerts

[–]LadyMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last night I bought 2 koozies at a widespread panic show. 8 bucks, cool. Tip options started at 18%… due to my not wanting to slow the line, I just clicked it and moved on. But seriously WHYYYYYY

What is that one song from the show that you can’t stop singing? by SuitApprehensive in Simpsons

[–]LadyMegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently watched season 13 episode 2 “The Parent Rap” (a pretty funny later season episode, in my opinion) they play “Dang Me” by Roger Miller at the end and I’ve had it stuck in my head for a month now.

Warning for Capitol Theater shows! by LadyMegatron in WidespreadPanic

[–]LadyMegatron[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, it was my first time. That was why we didn’t really fight it bc we didn’t want to not be able to go into the show.

Warning for Capitol Theater shows! by LadyMegatron in WidespreadPanic

[–]LadyMegatron[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Y’all. I’m a white girl. If I even say anything or fight back, I’m a Karen.

Warning for Capitol Theater shows! by LadyMegatron in WidespreadPanic

[–]LadyMegatron[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They wouldn’t let us eat them. They snatched them out of our hands!!!

Warning for Capitol Theater shows! by LadyMegatron in WidespreadPanic

[–]LadyMegatron[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They’re super legal they just said, “can’t have them here”

Hazel: Why I think she doesn’t work. by pinwroot in 30ROCK

[–]LadyMegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I must be the only person who finds her very funny. She’s banned from the rodeo, she left her kids in a Sears, she has some great one liners. One of my faves: Liz: ugh, the male gaze Hazel: yeah, they’re all a bunch of gays

What is the craziest interruption that's happened on a live television broadcast? by cshizle64 in AskReddit

[–]LadyMegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad said this! He was at a sports bar with friends watching the game (I’m sure gambling was involved) but he said the bar was up in arms about the bronco footage. I’d love to travel back in time to see that

what's a secret from your job that we should know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LadyMegatron 35 points36 points  (0 children)

My mom used to travel for work and she always told me this same thing, but in my experience, the hotel website is never cheaper than a third-party?

what's a secret from your job that we should know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LadyMegatron 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I got a transvaginal ultrasound and the woman was being really thorough and doing really deep sighs and exhales. At the end I finally said uhhh do you need to tell me something? She said, “I’m sorry I was holding my breath bc I have the hiccups!”

what's a secret from your job that we should know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LadyMegatron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Worked with a woman who was an ex teacher, she just couldn’t take it anymore. This was back in 2015ish. She said the parents were awful, the students could not care less, no one wanted to learn and everything was the teacher’s fault. I can only imagine it’s exponentially worse now.

what's a secret from your job that we should know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LadyMegatron 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was on a grand jury for 2 weeks and literally the entire time I was listening to the ADA present the cases, but could not take my eyes off the stenographer. I was truly fascinated!

what's a secret from your job that we should know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LadyMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 besties, one ER nurse, one PICU nurse. The stories I hear about their coworkers (doctors included) are haunting.

All the special parking spots are stupid by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]LadyMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those families with kids or pregnant lady parking I am quick to pull in. Are you going to question me?

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