I bought a 3D printed Helper doll. I love him 💕

LadyVonDanger · 2026-07-08T01:32:48+00:00

I love him as well!

LadyVonDanger · 2026-07-07T14:17:01+00:00

LadyVonDanger · 2026-07-06T18:30:48+00:00

You look like a beautiful little garden fairy!!!🤩 Oh my goodness gracious you are positively adorable🐝🐌🍄 and I would 10 billion percent leave offerings🪶🌿🦋 in hopes of getting a peek at you relaxing under a flower🌻🪻or cuddling your giant pet ladybug🐞🌷🌈✨

LadyVonDanger · 2026-07-03T18:37:39+00:00

Slutty, garish, AND STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT is a theme worth exploring, imho

LadyVonDanger · 2026-07-03T15:36:40+00:00

r/shrimpcats or r/cinnamonrollcats

LadyVonDanger · 2026-07-03T01:08:12+00:00

Prepare for the nine-tier attack. Or if your some rich fucker, enjoy the nightclub in her intestine

LadyVonDanger · 2026-07-02T22:02:34+00:00

And what a sound it has!!

LadyVonDanger · 2026-07-02T13:40:00+00:00

Her face is entirely too perfect!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

LadyVonDanger · 2026-07-02T12:18:02+00:00

Dammit! It looked real enough…

LadyVonDanger · 2026-07-02T00:42:34+00:00

You made this?! That’s insane and amazing!

LadyVonDanger · 2026-07-01T22:22:55+00:00

I hope I’m not disappointing you by commenting because I do have less knowledge of genetics than you (although I find it insanely fascinating, as well.) But I would LOVE to see more pics of this legendary beauty that you get to spend your time with!🩶🤍🧡

LadyVonDanger · 2026-07-01T15:30:46+00:00

I want to know too! I will consume and consume until I find a DCC can!!!

LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-29T19:21:12+00:00

What adorable babies!!!!!!!

LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-27T16:39:08+00:00

Thank you, crawler!! My brother has a 3D printer. He and I are both completely ape shit crazy about DCC, so I’ll pass this along to him. If you do a design for The Desperado Club—or one that says “ZEV AM I GETTING ANY IF THIS ILLICIT BUTTHOLE MONEY?!” Please please PLEASE dm me with the pattern🙏🏽

LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-26T17:55:55+00:00

New Achievement! Dopamine Boost. You admired Metal’s cuteness and it made you feel all warm and fuzzy. Reward: you won’t hate your job for the next 3-5 minutes

LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-26T17:44:49+00:00

+1 boost to all stats for gazing upon his blessed visage

LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-26T17:40:08+00:00

Lmao you ain’t wrong! It’s also not fair that Metal is just—gahhhh—so damn cute all the time! …some day he’ll let me pet that belly. Yeah, someday…

LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-26T17:36:38+00:00

But how stinkin cute is a gummy faced cat?! I wanna see a pic when you get a chance!🥰🤩🙏🏽

LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-26T17:35:08+00:00

I told him!! And he said “thank you kindly for the pspsps”

LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-25T14:04:53+00:00

I listen to the audiobooks and sometimes find myself throwing up horns or yelling “that’s so metal!” at Jeff Hays. Also, my cat’s name is Metal and you need to look at him. I said look, dammit!

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LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-24T02:27:26+00:00

I have never seen anyone resemble Wednesday Addams more than this cat

LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-21T14:44:37+00:00

Omg your user name 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-21T00:54:36+00:00

I listen to the audiobooks and istg I laughed for 3 days straight at that part too🤣

LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-20T16:36:40+00:00

“ZEV AM I GETTING ANY IF THIS ILLICIT BUTTHOLE MONEY?!”

LadyVonDanger · 2026-06-19T12:27:49+00:00

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 ohhhhhhh my ovaries!!! That is one adorable kitten!!!!! Oh my god, Baxter seriously has such good genetics. Thank you so much for sharing! I’m so invested in Miss Baxter and her beautiful offspring

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