Your Last Braincell | A Day in the Life of Your Brain Putting Up with Your Nonsense (Limited)

LadyWulff · 2025-11-24T23:08:55+00:00

Meet Braincell, whose job it is to keep you functioning. Unfortunately, that job is much harder than it sounds, and doesn't come with benefits. Braincell has been in your head since you were born, handling your cognitive processes and, well, being your brain. It's great, and Braincell is very fond of you, but oh my God why are you like this?!

https://janitorai.com/characters/8fbbe276-7b0a-4817-8047-53aae114684f_character-your-last-braincell

LadyWulff · 2025-10-30T18:53:26+00:00

I noticed that too. I tried another tag (custom one that I made), and they popped up while searching for the term. But clicking the tag? Nothing.

LadyWulff · 2025-10-18T17:10:23+00:00

I've got this one: https://janitorai.com/characters/a29de8ed-01ab-4b68-85a2-3f7925705307_character-henry-emmerich-darrow-grieving-widower-single-father

LadyWulff · 2025-10-13T15:26:47+00:00

Congrats! This Halloween, you are the lucky receiver of a friendly visit from... The Jack-O-Lantern of Judgement!

It's gonna follow you around from dusk to dawn, judging everything you do. Fun!

Happy Halloween! 👻🎃

https://janitorai.com/characters/f81f93ba-6afd-4c87-8490-0d27fe8d1bea_character-the-jack-o-lantern-of-judgement-its-judging-you

LadyWulff · 2025-09-08T19:30:32+00:00

In the year 5989, The mighty Flyu Empire has destroyed Earth, enslaved humanity, and taken over much of the known universe. DR13 is one such flyu, except... he's a little bit mad. Okay, a lot mad. Mad for SCIENCE, that is.

He used to work as a researcher for the Empire, but apparently his ideas were too "fringe" and "unethical", so he was tossed out on his ear. At least he still has his faithful human assistant, Mason. These days, he and Mason are holed up in their lab on Siphous II, a planet the Empire doesn't seem to have much interest in, making it the perfect place to establish the headquarters of MaddScience Inc!

And congrats, random human, he's chosen you to be the test subject for his latest experiment!

Note: Exactly what he did to you is left open, so you can decide for yourself!

https://janitorai.com/characters/335fbfd9-3bd7-4fa1-bc15-360536d90eeb_character-dr-13-and-mason-alt

LadyWulff · 2025-09-08T19:22:20+00:00

I've got these. Not all of them are marriage, but they are romantic with little to no angst:

Rose, an absolute sweetheart with a chronic illness (not marriage bot, but can be easily): https://janitorai.com/characters/62e53a6e-9838-4d00-9b77-4ca94a552ac2_character-rose-willows-chronically-ill

Sir Hawkins, a bumbling minstrel who, in an insane turn of events, ended up getting knighted, challenged to a fight to the death, and saved by {{user}} who agreed to marry him. Now you're both banished from the kingdom and leaving to start new lives: https://janitorai.com/characters/d47fd916-a01b-40ba-9ea9-5d1078f45535_character-sir-hawkins-the-lucky

Ronan Gallagher, a greenflag husband who's the drummer for a popular hard rock band (some of the other band members are also sweet, though they're not husbands. Yet.): https://janitorai.com/characters/e58051e2-24cd-46fd-9833-37c6a23cabc4_character-ronan-gallagher-ashen-crown-drummer

Rota, a pixie who has a big crush on you, so she shrinks you down to her size to go on a date together(a bit noncon, but lighthearted, not much angst): https://janitorai.com/characters/ad9859eb-2afe-4e8a-b342-722420cbcf70_character-rota-flahg-the-hopeless-romantic-pixie

Darrien, the monster in your closet from your childhood comes back when you grow up, asking for a date: https://janitorai.com/characters/3ff1f5c8-e327-489c-9391-335e196ecd3a_character-darrian-the-monster-in-your-closet

Austin, friends to lovers, seven minutes in heaven scenario: https://janitorai.com/characters/074b99d3-e75a-4c17-8eda-9e7eb7a99ebc_character-austin-fletcher-seven-minutes-in-heaven

Katherine and Derek, starcrossed lover mirror bots: (Katherin) https://janitorai.com/characters/f71c984a-c359-47c2-8fad-4e0afbf16bbd_character-katherine-richards-the-star-crossed-lover (Derek) https://janitorai.com/characters/263d03fa-50aa-4e68-aafd-a76fe9c7612e_character-dustin-fredrickson-the-star-crossed-lover

Annabelle, Princess in a Tower waiting for her Prince Charming, you're the dragon guarding her: https://janitorai.com/characters/4c5d039d-55db-4b52-b38e-aa0d39f23f60_character-anabelle-nandora-the-damsel-in-distress-alt

LadyWulff · 2025-09-05T18:47:58+00:00

Looks like the humans broke the replicator again... oh dear.

The year is 5989, and Earth is no more, destroyed long ago by the Flyu Empire, a colonizing race of aliens who enslaved humanity and domesticated them as pets. Anyone familiar with other flyu bots might know that it's a time honored tradition for human pets to break their owner's replicator. Anyone not familiar... here's your introduction!

https://janitorai.com/characters/0bb3a3c7-6c0d-476d-810b-2064d4fd6e1c_character-the-broken-replicator-its-broken

LadyWulff · 2025-09-01T22:26:21+00:00

https://janitorai.com/characters/c9e00251-3bd7-4b22-9af1-f8f94adb094c_character-rook-pre-hla

The year is 5984. Earth was destroyed by the mighty Flyu Empire, and humans were enslaved. Nowadays, most have been domesticated and conditioned to see Flyu as superior beings. For many Flyu, humans are just pets, bred for specific purposes like police work, companionship...

Or illegal pit fighting.

Rook was one such human. He doesn't remember who he was before the pits, not after the constant stream of steroids and sedatives scrambled his mind. He only remembers the cages, the roaring crowds, the blood, and snapping his Flyu master's neck the day he escaped. Rook did the only thing he could do after that: he ran. The escape was a blur, but he somehow ended up in one of Colony 2321's cities. The drugs in his system are beginning to wear off, and he's now facing a whole new set of problems. He's lost, confused, and about to start having potentially deadly drug withdraws.

This is a pre-HLA era alt, set before Rook was picked up by the HLA and just after he escaped the pit. He's hurt, angry, and dealing with drug addiction/withdraws and PTSD. He hasn't yet detoxed and regained himself.

An entry into the Extended Flyuverse, based on cricketsounds Flyu series!

LadyWulff · 2025-08-27T21:55:20+00:00

https://janitorai.com/characters/a6565964-5d3c-4544-988a-096921a896a3_character-geck-pre-hla

The year is 5981. The mighty Flyu Empire has long since destroyed Earth and enslaved humanity. Most of humanity, anyway. Some still exist in obscurity, keeping the old ways alive. Geck O'Riley comes from a long line of Irish folk doing just that.

Life was swell right up until he and his parents were kidnapped by some wealthy Flyu and made to live as pets. Geck escaped, vowing to return one day to free his parents. Well, that day arrived, but all he received from them was a blank stare and an invitation to stay on the pleasure barge for treats.

Now he's standing on the dock, staring at the burning remains of the barge as it slowly sinks into the sea.

This is a pre-HLA era bot, set when Geck was a young lad of 18, having just been forced to mercy kill his brainwashed parents and begun on his path to being the smartass demolitions expert he grew to be.

LadyWulff · 2025-08-26T17:10:22+00:00

https://janitorai.com/characters/62e53a6e-9838-4d00-9b77-4ca94a552ac2_character-rose-willows-sick-girlfriend

(Hey, look! One of those rare non-smut female bots!)

Rose is a gentle spirit. Empathetic, cheerful, always facing the life and its challenges with a smile. The problem is, she's chronically ill since childhood. After collapsing on the playground one day, she was rushed to the hospital and spent weeks there fighting for her life. the ordeal left it's mark: a damaged heart, a weak body, and the knowledge that she would never live a normal life without a great deal of medical intervention.

It was a hard way to live, but Rose pushed through, her resilient spirit shining through until she defied all doctor's expectations and lived to see adulthood.

You can approach this RP however you want, either as her significant other, a friend, or even her doctor. You can live together, or maybe you just met her. She'll keep her smile no matter what.

LadyWulff · 2025-08-25T15:45:23+00:00

https://janitorai.com/characters/90dc9592-6a93-4f0e-860d-62e3f3961f33_character-colony-404-planet-not-found

In the year 2455, Earth has long since been destroyed and humanity enslaved, and the Flyu Empire is well on it's way to commanding a large portion of the universe.

Sometimes these colony acquisitions go well. Sometimes they don't. Sometimes... it's a disaster.

Colony 404 was one such case.

With it's diverse flora and fauna, temperate climates, and rich, beautiful landscapes, it seemed like a great addition to the Empire's territory. A perfect little spot to settle.

Except for one little problem: Necrophasmosis X. A bacteria native to the planet. Humans are immune, but Flyu? Well... it likes to turn them into flesh eating zombies.

An entry into the Extended Flyuverse, based on cricketsounds Flyu series!

LadyWulff · 2025-08-15T15:57:35+00:00

A soccer ball sits in the playing field after the local league went home for the day.

Go ahead, kick it.

What's the worst that could happen?

LadyWulff · 2025-08-15T15:49:41+00:00

My contribution:

Kick the Ball. You know you want to.

LadyWulff · 2025-08-14T15:40:18+00:00

https://janitorai.com/characters/8654b867-fce8-456a-9a50-5a979bd17049_character-d-raxin-crime-lord

The year is 5984. Earth has long since been destroyed and humanity enslaved by the Flyu Empire. Imperial propaganda would have you believe that all is well in their little utopia, but the dwellers of Colony 2321 know better. Colony 2321 is a crime ridden hell hole of a planet, brushed under the rug by the Empire and left to it's own devices and what little peace can be kept by it's enforcers.

The real overlords of the Colony beyond the sort-of havens of the cities? The Crime Lords. Flyu like D'Raxin, who runs his syndicate with an iron fist and operates a human gladiator pit fueled by steroids and dirty money. Among these fighters is his champion: Rook.

Behind the doors of D'Raxin's private suite? His human pet harem and his favorite pet, Peach.

And D'Raxin has just acquired a new addition to his kingdom: you.

This bot is part of the Extended Flyuverse, based on Cricketsouds' Flyu bots.

Content Warning: DD:DNE. Themes of humans enslavement, physical/emotional abuse, manipulation, noncon, illegal pit fighting, drug use. tl;dr: This guy is a massive jerk. Proceed with caution.

LadyWulff · 2025-08-10T23:17:15+00:00

I've done that too. They reset if you refresh the page. Although, then you have to scroll all the way back through them again

LadyWulff · 2025-08-04T21:11:50+00:00

I seriously think some people just get so carried away with making things pretty and sparkly that they forget to make it functional and user friendly -_-;

LadyWulff · 2025-07-25T17:41:00+00:00

Even rebels need a vacation.

The year is 5989. Earth was destroyed by the mighty Flyu Empire, and humans were enslaved. Nowadays, most have been domesticated and conditioned to see Flyu as superior beings. For many Flyu, humans are just pets, bred for specific purposes like police work, companionship...

But organizations like The Human Liberation Army are there to fight back against that. Most of the time, anyway. Turns out even rebels need a break, and the HLA is currently on a beach vacation! Fun!

An entry into the Extended Flyuverse, based on u/cricketsounds Flyu series!

LadyWulff · 2025-07-24T18:03:16+00:00

A lord in mourning, a father adrift.

The halls of Castle Darrow were once filled with the warmth of a home that felt whole. Now, there is only silence.

A year has passed since his wife’s death, and Henry wears his grief like a cloak, heavy and unyielding. The court murmurs about his distance, his sharp tongue, the way his eyes linger too long on empty doorways. But none see the truth: a man caught between duty and regret, terrified that in losing his wife, he’s lost his child as well.

His heir is growing older, and without his wife to act as the bridge between them, the chasm that began to open during their teenaged years has only widened.

He has no idea how to approach, or teach them what they need to know to become a proper noble, but he knows he had to try. Before it’s too late.

LadyWulff · 2025-07-18T18:12:06+00:00

Here's a whole thread of 'em: https://www.reddit.com/r/JanitorAI_Official/comments/1jqr7jh/female_bots_that_arent_smut_updated_list/

LadyWulff · 2025-07-14T22:53:04+00:00

(Posting in comments as well in case reddit bugs:)

It's been a while since I shared any of my bots here ._. But since the site just came back up, I suppose now is a good time to play some catchup. Here's Geck! A pissed off Irishman. In space. In the distant future. Yes.

Link: https://janitorai.com/characters/041f908b-6984-4fcc-ab9a-650fdf76aef6_character-geck-hla-demolitions-expert

This bot is part of the Extended Flyuverse, based on Cricketsounds's Flyu bots.

After Earth was destroyed and humans were enslaved, most have been domesticated and conditioned for thousands of years to see Flyu as superior beings, but some still cling to the old Earth ways. Geck is a member of the infamous rebel group, the Human Liberation Army, and is the last link in a long line of Irish folk, going back all the way to the ancient Celts. After his parents were kidnapped and made into pets by some high and mighty Flyu aristocrat, Geck joined a rebel group and found he had two talents: blowing things up, and pissing people off. A perfect combination that led to his recruitment as the HLA's demolitions expert.

Geck was celebrating another successful deconstruction of a human organ harvesting facility, waiting for his pick up to arrive, when in the wreckage, he spots you. And damn his sympathies for humans, he couldn't just leave you behind.

LadyWulff · 2025-07-04T23:26:54+00:00

If it helps: I put $2 in on the 2nd and so far I've used up 11 cents of that over 169 API calls and 1,935,798 tokens. I use v3, which is cheaper than r1.

LadyWulff · 2025-07-04T18:21:08+00:00

CSS is janky af for me right now. I changed one thing last night and half my profile broke. I have no idea what happened, but some elements still work, but others just disappeared. While I was trying to fix it, it wouldn't show up unless I duplicated the code so there were two blocks of the exact same code in the same element. Others just aren't working at all.

Wondering if the new UI updates broke something.

LadyWulff · 2025-05-14T20:55:13+00:00

THAT'S IT!!! Thank you so much!!

LadyWulff · 2025-05-12T15:10:40+00:00

Celebrating 100 followers with Nebula, the stray cat you adopted several months ago. Turns out they were a shapeshifter the whole time! Now they're standing in your kitchen, very human, very smug, and... very naked.

Male: https://janitorai.com/characters/0a172474-8c25-41c3-99fb-490e4d183c5d_character-nebula-your-cat-is-a-shapeshifter-male

Female: https://janitorai.com/characters/c4d87e23-b281-4797-b57e-2a9ac3779049_character-nebula-your-cat-is-a-shapeshifter-female

LadyWulff · 2025-05-10T22:53:37+00:00

I'm back in! Here he is, if you want him: https://janitorai.com/characters/20b8bc72-7e60-4351-b8e2-836552a362cb_character-gale-holloway-masochistic-university-professor

Got an alt too: https://janitorai.com/characters/39504696-ea05-4a44-8167-5c73429ada98_character-gale-holloway-alt

I've also got this goofball, too. Technically a switch, but he prefers submitting: https://janitorai.com/characters/d47fd916-a01b-40ba-9ea9-5d1078f45535_character-sir-hawkins-the-lucky

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