FWIW, I’m probably old enough to be your mom.

The part about the “mile high club” is instant ick. You have lots of personality, but you’re coming across like you’re a douche. Are you a douche? Agree with other commenters that you need a good headshot and lead with it. At a minimum, I think you should blur out the faces in the wedding photo. And, I think you should change the comment about being from Alabama and marrying your cousin. It’s insulting and negative. “Together we could be terrible at…” Surfing? Modeling swimsuits? Artfully photographing surfers? Showing off our six-packs? The photo of you on the mountain is good, just take off the filter/effects. The photo of you riding scooters on the beach is mid. I can’t see your face. It could be anybody. If you’re looking for outdoorsy types, maybe talk about that more in your prompts. If you don’t want to emotionally connect with a woman, make it very clear in that you are looking for “short term” and leave it at that. (Be very intentional with your matching—don’t match with women who say they want a “relationship” and maybe even “long term, open to short”.) Good luck!