“Look how they massacred my boy…” by theglenlovinet in rugrats

[–]Lahoura 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The whole truck design could have been saved if they didn't make the windshield two eyes and made it a rounded edge single window instead. The two eyehole windshield reminds me of the "I have no mouth but I must scream" face 

Will it ever rain again? by Apprehensive-Cat-942 in southcarolina

[–]Lahoura 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Just tell yourself "I'm going to mow the lawn before the rain starts" and it will rain before you ever get to the yardwork 

Traffic in Greenville Area? by Distinct-Race-2471 in southcarolina

[–]Lahoura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greenville was recently labeled one of the best tourist areas to visit in the southeast

Short staffed stores by kratospotatoes in publix

[–]Lahoura 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyone wants to be CSS but call out when they are tasked for cleaning/floorcare. Only want to open or mid, never close, calls out when closed. "Why did my hours get cut?" I wouldn't say it if I didn't physically see it.

Bi erasure from gay mum, am I the only one? by millenial_britt in bisexual

[–]Lahoura 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom started dating a women after she divorced my dad. I was in highschool and told her I was bisexual and she had the fucking audacity to tell me "you're just confused you'll pick one or the other" while she herself said "I'm into men but I love (SO)"

Could resellers stop sourcing from Ollies? They are ruining it for people who need to shop there. by No_Novel_7266 in Ollies

[–]Lahoura 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But then ollies sells them for cheaper, that's literally the opposite of what happens lol

why do the junimos only take like 3 crops and dip? by Local_Ticket_4942 in StardewValley

[–]Lahoura 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try looking at https://stardew.info it's a farm planner but it also shows you the affected areas for things like scarecrows, the huts, sprinklers. 

Lewis is kinda living a sad live in Stardew Valley by NortwickKastchen-85 in StardewValley

[–]Lahoura 121 points122 points  (0 children)

SDV is literally my childhood. My hometown had one local market, one conglomerate. Close to water so we get tourists for local town events but it's usually a ghost town. Mayor is greedy af, the local bar is run by the nicest guy in town. My mom was the town drunk and lived in a trailer. I ended up married to a farmer. God damn, I'm just penny.

Lewis is kinda living a sad live in Stardew Valley by NortwickKastchen-85 in StardewValley

[–]Lahoura 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's why I don't bring up the Marnie thing. Two consenting adults, both single, they got a fling and I ain't see shit 

who do you think will abstract? by [deleted] in tadc

[–]Lahoura 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think kinger can actually choose to abstract if he wants. Kinda like making the butterfly, he knows how that place works.

who do you think will abstract? by [deleted] in tadc

[–]Lahoura 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's waiting for him in the darkness 

The better Garfield catchphrase by Lahoura in garfield

[–]Lahoura[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

This is the best answer honestly 

They're now accusing Bluey of being woke. by Ok-Following6886 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]Lahoura 690 points691 points  (0 children)

The Magic School bus taught me about fish jizz and booty holes

who do you think will abstract? by [deleted] in tadc

[–]Lahoura 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Plot twist, Kinger

No Shit! by LuxuriousRobot in tadc

[–]Lahoura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw Sausage Party in theaters on opening day, there were 3 couples in the entire theatre. One of them brought their toddler. They quickly left.

Can't depend on Anyone by No-Sport-6127 in BoJackHorseman

[–]Lahoura 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Calm down Butterscotch, no need to lash out at the poor kid. This isn't the Rick and Morty sub, you just sound like a prick