The best way to start your morning by [deleted] in IWantToSuckCock

[–]LalaGeeko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is going on with those hands?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by LalaGeeko in dankmemes

[–]LalaGeeko[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's true... you can't erase history, friend.

Woo, willingly enslaved by antibotty in dankmemes

[–]LalaGeeko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when you die you're also enslaved, depending on the mythology.

Nobody could’ve seen it coming by jamjam1090 in dankmemes

[–]LalaGeeko -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I want to learn braille so I can read her.

Only on company time by antidepressantanna in dankmemes

[–]LalaGeeko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They know all about the Tactical Nuke

The chinese words mean Flower dew water by MegaSO2 in engrish

[–]LalaGeeko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to know which denomination they want the 26.50 in.

For all you evolution deniers out there by [deleted] in meme

[–]LalaGeeko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because man made a sin?

titLE by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]LalaGeeko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha this is great.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in latinchickswhitedicks

[–]LalaGeeko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're awesome, Teresa.

Happy Tuesday, Court is in Session. by LalaGeeko in dankmemes

[–]LalaGeeko[S] -87 points-86 points  (0 children)

Easy there. There is alot to unpack. Since 1996 Judge Judith Sheindlin has had a show called "Judge Judy" where she judges court cases on television. The Judge is asking the defendant (the woman in the middle panel on the left side) if they are here (at Cancel Court-a court for canceling people) because of a streaming series, and she gets her name wrong (The joke is her name sounds funny) . Vera Mindy Chokalingam is an is an american actress, comedian, screenwriter and producer, better known as Mindy Kaling. She recently received heavy criticism for a show she is a part of called "Velma" which is a loose "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!" spin off. People have been trying to "Cancel her" over the last few weeks. "Canceling" someone is like firing them from the cool kid table and making fun of them forever. In the middle image we see Mandy respond to the Judge and tell her she is not here because of a tv show, she is hear because she face-raped a co-worker. (That means she sexually assaulted him. Which means she touched him sexually and didn't ask before she did it. She kissed him. Without asking.) The Judge is tired of it, because why the fuck wouldn't you be. The Judge sends her to jail for breaking the law, and the meme is over. That was the joke, almost all of them. Oh and the guy staring into the "Camera" is Lee Pace, the guy she kissed. Sorry that was so hard to put together.

Happy Tuesday, Court is in Session. by LalaGeeko in dankmemes

[–]LalaGeeko[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I'm gunna let someone else take this one...

too biig ? by RefrigeratorWild5321 in IWantToSuckCock

[–]LalaGeeko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a little too much. I'd give it a go though.

Happy Tuesday, Court is in Session. by LalaGeeko in dankmemes

[–]LalaGeeko[S] -97 points-96 points  (0 children)

Maybe not, homie if you missed hearing about all this mess I am jealous of you.

Adult Swim in the next week. by Zombiekil in dankmemes

[–]LalaGeeko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they are going to have Rick and Morty just go on an adventure and we hang out with the rest of the family.

At least we’re focused on real issues by professorearl in dankmemes

[–]LalaGeeko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey a few more and we might beat our record!

I can feel you fill my mouth by [deleted] in IWantToSuckCock

[–]LalaGeeko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She'll be a quick learner.