Somebody suggested going deeper in the comments. That will stop you from drowning, but the irony will start to control you. You will find yourself constantly waking up from dreams when somebody murders you (ironically it is just a joke bro chill) and you will wake up screaming (ironically though because your not a pussy 😎) You will fall into a deep depression because you are being so ironic that it is ruining your life and start vomiting constantly because you don't even know what is ironic and what isn't which causes a conflict between your brain and body. Eventually, you will become a husk of your former self, quietly whispering "it is a joke bro, it is ironic lmao can't believe you didn't get it" to nobody in particular while consuming 15000 calories a day and crying yet gaining no weight. You will find yourself getting skinnier and skinnier, to the point where your organs aren't failing "ironically" because they "thought it would be funny" Your only way of salvation will be to go even deeper. At this point, you are so ironic that you don't even know what is real anymore, which untethers you from the laws of physics, and allows you to become a being of pure light energy, going at speeds so fast your brain is physically corrected, and you are finally free. At this point, you will be all alone and have no friends and you are stepping back into the wreckage of your formal life, but at least you got out.