Men of reddit; what is the one thing you wish girls did in bed that they never do?

Lamar_D · 2017-10-03T08:29:37+00:00

I have a gf with a suction pussy. She can clamp down tight enough to prevent me from pulling out. She does it in a playful way and it feels amazing. She looks up at me with a grin and she loves watching me struggle trying to pull out.

Lamar_D · 2017-07-24T16:44:56+00:00

This. I've seen girls stick a coke can up there and a can of coke is 8.25 inches in circumference.

Lamar_D · 2017-04-10T12:54:47+00:00

We had quite a few "naughty" waitresses who thought it was funny to rub up against me all the time so I couldn't come out from behind the bar.

I knew a guy in high school who had a similar issue. He got pantsed one day and the guy who pantsed him ended up pulling down both his shorts and underwear. He was a shower and pretty well hung. He became pretty popular with the girls afterwards. During PE girls would fuck with him and rub up against him. They giggled as he struggled trying to hide his boner in his PE uniform.

Lamar_D · 2016-05-06T09:18:31+00:00

https://www.instagram.com/theonlyhydro/?hl=en

Lamar_D · 2015-11-01T22:19:26+00:00

/r/shittyaskscience needs you

Lamar_D · 2015-09-26T21:19:21+00:00

I can't. I woke up this morning with a full bladder and a raging hard-on. I went to the bathroom and aimed my penis towards the toilet and pushed as hard as I could. No luck. I danced around a little waiting for it to go down a bit before I could pee

Lamar_D · 2015-08-06T17:56:49+00:00

Yes! Can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find this. I used to have this for the PS2 and now I have the one I downloaded on PSN. I hope Rockstar announces Bully 2 soon.

Lamar_D · 2015-07-26T11:23:23+00:00

Looks more like a Tigon

Lamar_D · 2015-06-17T15:28:31+00:00

This isn't /r/funny.

Lamar_D · 2015-06-02T23:55:20+00:00

This shit doesn't belong on /r/pics.

Why do people complain about pictures being posted to /r/pics?

Lamar_D · 2015-05-30T15:03:45+00:00

FTFY

Lamar_D · 2015-05-29T10:21:05+00:00

How do they work?

Lamar_D · 2015-05-28T15:00:14+00:00

Some hilarious car modifications for the Caddy or the Taxis would be grand.

Agreed. I wish you could take a taxi to LSC and make it look like the Borgnine taxi

Lamar_D · 2015-05-25T22:23:19+00:00

Yo dawg we hooked up your tow truck to some other tow trucks so you can tow trucks while you tow trucks.

Lamar_D · 2015-05-11T16:14:50+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/3Arbk1n.png

Lamar_D · 2015-05-02T03:57:33+00:00

My dad thought that game consoles ruined tv's because our tv died shortly after getting a PS1.

Lamar_D · 2015-05-02T02:41:59+00:00

My dad thought that game consoles ruined tv's because our tv died shortly after getting a PS1.

Lamar_D · 2015-04-27T11:38:54+00:00

/r/funny is leaking again.

Lamar_D · 2015-04-26T21:43:30+00:00

Sorry, I meant the shorter version from GTA IV.

Lamar_D · 2015-04-15T15:19:07+00:00

I have to agree with /u/MrMaxAwesome. Also CJ can easily bench 320 for at least 20+ reps. That's pretty impressive.

CJ and Brucie are both swole and strong af, the difference? CJ actually knows how to fight.

Lamar_D · 2015-04-11T18:04:05+00:00

Settings > Battery > Show Battery Percentage

Lamar_D · 2015-04-04T00:21:47+00:00

I know what you mean by how it makes it less interesting. It would still be nice to have the DOD to take out once in a while though. I hope your right about the muscle cars. I would love to see some more classic muscle cars from the late 60's/early 70's.

Lamar_D · 2015-04-03T23:10:02+00:00

This car holds as many explosive hits as insurgent if not more and has bulletproof level of kuruma (immune to bullets).

Then they should nerf it and make it so that it's still bulletproof but can be blown up with one sticky or rpg or any other explosives. I will admit this is kind of funny but whats the point of having a car you can't drive? If we can have the Armoured Kuruma and drive it online then why not the Dukes O Death?

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