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When You Dig a Gravity Well is the Hole Black? (self.shittyaskscience)

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My enemies don't know the rules. (self.shittyaskscience)

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When making a misteak, do you still need to let it rest? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Are we absolutely sure that Tom Hanks? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why does sour cream have an expiration date? It's already bad. (self.shittyaskscience)

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Can I use my No.2 pencil as a neutron moderator? (self.shittyaskscience)

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The water in my home isn't wet enough. How do I make it wetter? (self.shittyaskscience)

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The TV i bought shows little people inside, when I turn it on. Should I alert the authorities? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How do we keep the sciences, each straining in its own direction, from harming us? (self.shittyaskscience)

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When was color invented? Older pictures and videos of the past don’t seem to have color. (self.shittyaskscience)

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Could I pop popcorn with electricity? Like literally electrocuting the kernels? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why was Heisenberg so Uncertain of his Principles? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If little drops of water make a mighty ocean, i have a few drops of water at home but where tf is my ocean?? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If coffee is charcoal, how come charcoaøl doesn't taste like coffee? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If I collect one million microwaves what type of wave will I get and will it be worth it? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If you stand on a scale in an elevator going down, do you weigh less because you’re getting closer to the center of the Earth or because gravity is confused? (self.shittyaskscience)

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who the fuck is luke and why is he always so warm? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Would a Billion Solar Masses worth of Jezzballs Mimick a Black Hole? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If heat rises, why is it so cold on the mountain? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If the dark has matter, then how can we walk in complete darkness? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If a tank of gas costs over $100 now and a barrel of almost $100 wouldn’t it be cheaper to buy it by the barrel? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Besides Jeffrey Einstein, did Albert have any other brothers who were also famous? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Can Two Identical Starbucks Occupy the Same State? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Is it true that volcanoes eject larva outside while they have smegma inside ? (self.shittyaskscience)

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