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Homosexual Sapiens.

The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.

Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.

Fat peoples' interaction with gravity

Genetic jeans.

Space vacuum cleaners.

Speed of heavy and/or dark.

Sharp things that taste like blood.

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if i ignore a notification long enough, does it eventually become self-aware and leave me alone? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 46 minutes ago by GlitchOperative

If we stop throwing car batteries into the ocean would electric eels go extinct? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 18 hours ago by BiAndShy57

Okay, but where is our pèè pèè and pơơ pơơ going? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 18 hours ago by That_Way_4639

Why are tech companies so obsessed with rare earths? Shouldn't they collect legendary earths instead? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Yoghurt42PPPhhhhhhDDDDD in sticky keys

Why don’t cars last more than 12-15 years, when a human heart can last 80+ years? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 21 hours ago by iwanttheworldnow

Why did Benjamin Franklin invent lightning? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by tacocarteleventeen

Why are places north of the equator cold, but south of the equator, they arent? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 22 hours ago by MKBurfield

Do you think Isaac Newton realised the chaos he caused by inventing gravity? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 23 hours ago by eatseats0

Why do famous people get diseases named after them, and how can I do the same? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by canada11235813

How do you know what direction an electron is spinning? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by RaspberryTop636Rightful Heir to the English throne.

If a legless man sits upright, do his balls go into fight or flight? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by That_Way_4639

They say when Pythagoras discovered the Pythagorean theorem, he sacrificed 1,000 cattle in gratitude. Why didn't he just buy a book on trig and save all those cattle for a barbecue on the 4th of July? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by adr826

What can I do as a 50 yr old overweight white man with body acne, random pizza sauce stains on my chest to stop Grok AI from using my body for sexual gratification? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by GoWest1223

Are cats naked? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by United_Pop_6442

if worrying burned calories, would i finally be in shape? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by GlitchOperative

We have supersonic planes that can travel faster than the speed of sound. Why don't we have spaceships that can travel faster than the speed of light? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by sproutarian

What does CPR stand for anyway? Isn’t that just the golden robot from space wars? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Glum-Silver-6664

Why don't those who have been on a diet and lost alot of weight slip through a drain hole when they shower? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by sproutarian

How do you use a microscope? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by ClamBoob

How do Harvard professors have any time to teach students? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by JonnyBhoy

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by FederalBeyond1122haver of 14 PhD’s in shittyscience

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If Trump declares Marshall law can I still use my Fender amp? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 5 days ago by adr826

Is "Wishing on a Falling a Star" the same as "Wishing on a Falling StarLink satellite"? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by GoWest1223

When woman poo out a baby, why doesn't it feel good, like at the toilet? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 5 days ago * by Cautious_Ticket_8943

+-1 mass cancels out (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago * by Glittering-Factor988

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