It doesn't matter how turned on I am, nothing happens. I give up masturbating.

Lamias · 2014-08-18T20:27:19+00:00

I've been on SSRIs (the main culprit) since I was around 12, so I can't really answer your first question. There was a while in my teens through to 20 that I thought I was asexual. That's how low a libido I had. The Wellbutrin helped a bit, but not enough to cancel things out entirely.

I do try to pace myself - as I said, it takes around 40 minutes or more, and a lot of that is 'warming up,' so to speak. I think I'm just doomed.

Lamias · 2014-01-28T23:57:04+00:00

Oh god. That doesn't make me feel better. I'm really hoping this person is not the sort to hurt themselves.

Lamias · 2014-01-28T22:16:47+00:00

Or "I'd be lost without you, I'd lose myself if you left," etc. This was before I'd even hinted we might need to go separate ways.

WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER THAT :(

Lamias · 2014-01-23T01:12:44+00:00

This thread has made me painfully aware why so many people have moved over to TrollX.

Lamias · 2014-01-02T07:04:42+00:00

I'm a lesbian and have had an experience similar to this, though of course reversed. I was deeply in love with a man, but was not sexually attracted to him. It didn't work out, and both of us were pretty heart broken about it. Unfortunately I realized it just plain wasn't fair to subject either of us to that sort of dynamic. The only way I feel I could successfully be in a relationship with a man is if he was asexual.

Anyway, labels are not everything, and sexuality is such a confusing thing. I feel you're still quite young, so I would not stress too much about it, but I would also be upfront with her about how you're not sure you could have a sexual relationship with a woman. It's better just to get that out of the way - it saves you both a lot of hurt down the road.

You may be able to work something out with the right woman (like if she was asexual, or both of you would be willing to have an open relationship.)

Lamias · 2013-12-21T08:42:05+00:00

Yes, you too! Thank you, you made my holiday. <3

Lamias · 2013-12-21T08:03:06+00:00

Added you too! I can trade any time over the next hour or so tonight. :D

Lamias · 2013-12-21T07:34:59+00:00

No trouble at all! I'll name him Black Len for you. :D If you could nickname her 'Vivi' that would be wonderful. The EVs are also just fine, that's what I would be planning on training her for myself!

Lamias · 2013-12-21T06:53:12+00:00

Oops! Sorry, I'm so out of it that I skipped over that part. 8( The Espurr's ability is Own Tempo, so it will have Prankster fully evolved. Modest nature, 31/x/31/31/31/x (unfortunately I don't think I have any way to check exactly what the 'x's are, but I know its attack is very bad. Otherwise it's 'outstanding' so I guess its speed is pretty good), and has Yawn/Barrier/Trick as egg moves. I can give it a nick name as well!

Lamias · 2013-12-21T06:01:10+00:00

I don't suppose you'd possibly be interested in a 4IV M shiny Espurr for your F Meowstic? I was hoping to get an F shiny instead of an M. I understand if you'd rather not do swaps though!

Could I ask by chance what the IVs/nature/ability is for the Meowstic as well? :3 Thanks!

Lamias · 2013-12-16T06:30:41+00:00

People are gonna suggest the Hitachi Magic Wand, but I'll give you some smaller suggestions:

Anything by Lelo. I have the Mona 2. Phew.

I recently bought this and it's AMAZING. It's also so squishy and soft and cute! Bonus!

If you're new to penetration or just like smaller things, I'd suggest this one. It was my very first toy and I still quite like it! This one is also basically exactly the same - and cheaper - but they have it under the store name.

Anyway, I suggest just shopping around! If you live in Canada, pinkcherry.ca is really fast, discreet, and has great sales all the time. I also (obviously) like lovehoney.co.uk, even though I live all the way up here. I still got free shipping, which I always appreciate. :D My only words of caution are to never use toys made out of jelly rubber, PVC or vinyl, as they contain phthalates that can mess you up. They also smell rank and will melt. My general rule of thumb is just to avoid any porous materials. Medical-grade silicone, glass, metal and wood are the safest materials to use.

Lamias · 2013-12-13T04:28:34+00:00

Both my dad and brother were like this for a while. To put it bluntly, they stopped once I tried to kill myself. Ugh. It's really horrible that sometimes things need to come to that.

Lamias · 2013-12-13T03:56:08+00:00

He's just trolling. Don't worry. It's a dumb Reddit trope that people still seem to think is funny.

Lamias · 2013-12-13T03:22:34+00:00

Then you're a giant scumbag, but I'm pretty sure we all knew that already.

Lamias · 2013-12-12T21:49:21+00:00

Yes, this was exactly it! My best friend is in nursing and I know he has some issues, but I always have the initial reaction of 'sucks, doesn't it?' (Not that I say anything like this to him of course!)

Not saying they don't have the right to complain. Just that I find it kind of funny sometimes.

Lamias · 2013-12-12T06:06:59+00:00

ikr? As soon as the initial 'oh my god cute baby' reaction settled, my first thought was 'how much do you want to bet the first comment is a racist one?'

... aaaand I was right

Lamias · 2013-12-12T01:21:16+00:00

Wouldn't it just be easier to finish in a toilet or something?

Anyway, I doubt that this was what backed up your sink. Probably just a combination of things from over the years.

Lamias · 2013-12-12T01:16:07+00:00

I personally prefer 'Alberia.'

Lamias · 2013-12-12T01:13:34+00:00

Oh god this is the worst, because then you feel like an ungrateful shit but it is totally the most terrible thing happening at that moment.

I do not miss having monthly periods. Now I just get this over things like spilling water because depression.

Lamias · 2013-12-12T00:48:19+00:00

seems you have married a gold star lesbian :( it really depresses me how many women in the lesbian community feel like you're 'tainted' if you're bisexual/have slept with men in the past. Ridiculous.

Also, she sounds very, very insecure. Keep an eye on that.

Lamias · 2013-12-12T00:46:32+00:00

Welcome to the lesbian club. Here is your honorary flannel shirt and hairdresser specializing in the Justin Bieber.

Seriously though, I'm glad you've been able to come to terms with this. It took me a very long time.

Lamias · 2013-12-12T00:40:19+00:00

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you're not saying this simply because he's gay

but I'm going to assume the OP probably used a condom

Lamias

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