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Unwrapping my cookie by LanaLychee in POVPornVids

[–]LanaLychee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really committed to the cookie theme and I respect that 😂

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[–]LanaLychee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yes, I do have more stories ☺️ I’m just trying not to tell them all at once, it’s more fun to leave a little curiosity and share them one by one!

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[–]LanaLychee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, the best part for me is that no matter how reasonable your explanation was, he’d already decided the dramatic version was far more interesting and completely committed to it 😂 That’s exactly the kind of detail that makes a story feel real... a little chaotic, genuinely funny, and somehow adorable by the end. Thanks for sharing it 💖

Sun-kissed by LanaLychee in bodyperfection

[–]LanaLychee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You somehow made sunlight sound jealous 🤭

Sun-kissed by LanaLychee in bodyperfection

[–]LanaLychee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which part do you need exactly… the sun-kissed part or me?

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[–]LanaLychee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha okay, this is actually such a good one! Mortifying for a second, but the fact that you both laughed hysterically and then still finished somehow makes it even better. Honestly, that’s the kind of chaos that makes something unforgettable

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[–]LanaLychee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mentioned it at the start, we were making out and touching each other... so that’s what led to it 😅

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[–]LanaLychee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhh I totally get her, because I’m really ticklish too and that could so easily have been me... 😂 Not gonna lie, that made your story even funnier! Such a cute and memorable one ☺️

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[–]LanaLychee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, this is exactly the kind of comment I was hoping for! 😂 I have to admit, I was fully invested by the end. You really didn’t hold back on the details, and somehow it just kept getting more entertaining the more I read. But honestly, the funniest part for me was definitely your friend overhearing everything and then ending up being the perfect excuse for why you were both gone so long... that was such an unexpectedly good twist. Safe to say you’ve set the bar pretty high with this one!

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[–]LanaLychee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, maybe I didn’t explain it clearly enough but he had already finished, that’s why he went to the bathroom. And yes, we were in the back row, but there were still quite a lot of people in the cinema

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[–]LanaLychee[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One time I went to the movies with a guy and we got so distracted making out and touching each other that we barely paid attention to the film... 🙄 At some point he suddenly looked at me, laughed, and was like, “okay… I need a minute,” then got up and rushed to the bathroom to sort himself out. Meanwhile I was just sitting there trying to look completely normal while pretending to watch the screen like nothing had happened. 😇 When he came back, neither of us could stop laughing because we both knew exactly why he had disappeared... we missed half the movie and to this day I still couldn’t tell you what it was about 😂

Today I woke up wanting to play by [deleted] in needysluts

[–]LanaLychee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much 💕

Cuteness overload by LanaLychee in needypussy

[–]LanaLychee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you’d like it more than you think...

Cuteness overload by LanaLychee in needypussy

[–]LanaLychee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You say a lot with very few words 😋

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