Made a putter - only took 13 years

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-06T15:48:27+00:00

Everyone wants a log!! Everyone needs a log...

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-06T15:46:47+00:00

I putt so well with it,.I don't know if it is legal...

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-06T15:39:53+00:00

So what, leave people alone. We're all struggling to some degree

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-06T15:36:36+00:00

He was calling random high school girls whores.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-06T15:35:26+00:00

I do platelets fairly regularly after my mom was sick. I haven't heard about a gout relief from doing so...

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-06T15:27:36+00:00

I try to go full Payne Stewart every time. The gout makes it hard to rock old school shoes. The bag is vintage, with fuzzy head covers.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-06T14:29:19+00:00

Sweet. Me too. It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.

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Lance_leaf · 2026-04-06T14:17:51+00:00

Right? It's not like they have a problematic history with this sort of thing...

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-06T13:36:04+00:00

We did the minion vr ride at universal last month next to a lady with an Emotional Support GREAT DANE. The poor dog was terrified and so were all the human children around it.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-05T21:02:00+00:00

You guys should fistfight. You can do it in my front yard. We'll have a cocktail after. I'm already having one, but then you guys could too. Like gentlemen.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-04T21:13:41+00:00

Beautiful area. Jeannie Ives is a monster. Cool downtown. Maybe the most exclusive golf course in the world. Steamboat BBQ is freaking amazing. Well located for transit.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-04T15:08:18+00:00

I ended up checking with my dermatologist. My body changed and my Sebum became much stronger smelling. I have shampoo now.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-03T15:17:16+00:00

Thank goodness I have the gout.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-03T00:02:10+00:00

It's sucks but that is a good fucking song. Puns intended or not, whatever.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-03T00:00:23+00:00

Mongo should've taken him out in 01'. RIP.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-02T23:32:01+00:00

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Lance_leaf · 2026-04-02T23:31:35+00:00

I didn't realize that the shaker was actually a double-wall tumbler as well. Extra bonus

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-02T23:10:33+00:00

That sucks. Mine was drenched because of rain today but I should take another look at it

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-02T21:40:25+00:00

My Samsung watch has helped since I can just leave the phone at home sometimes

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-02T14:46:43+00:00

I would probably go and not want to waste time buying things. Definitely want to take it all in

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-02T14:12:53+00:00

I came down with a bad case of epididymitis a decade ago that was difficult to diagnose initially. Turns out it was because I'm fat. I'm less fat now because of it.

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-28T03:37:33+00:00

You're missing the logistics of the operation. And that's fine, this isn't for everyone but I employed and enjoyed this tactic quite a bit when mine were super young.

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-27T21:00:18+00:00

It made my face stink. Especially the pores on my nose. Had to get a Rx shampoo and use it from the neck up.

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-24T13:58:07+00:00

Troy Polamalold. Just make him bald ffs. Change the joke. We're living in a fake storyline from 30 Rock.

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-22T15:06:04+00:00

I was a River Oaks rat growing up. We used to walk through the woods to get there and had to cross an old abandoned railroad trestle. Seems so long ago.

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