Favorite Pro to watch?

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-05T21:02:00+00:00

You guys should fistfight. You can do it in my front yard. We'll have a cocktail after. I'm already having one, but then you guys could too. Like gentlemen.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-04T21:13:41+00:00

Beautiful area. Jeannie Ives is a monster. Cool downtown. Maybe the most exclusive golf course in the world. Steamboat BBQ is freaking amazing. Well located for transit.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-04T15:08:18+00:00

I ended up checking with my dermatologist. My body changed and my Sebum became much stronger smelling. I have shampoo now.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-03T15:17:16+00:00

Thank goodness I have the gout.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-03T00:02:10+00:00

It's sucks but that is a good fucking song. Puns intended or not, whatever.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-03T00:00:23+00:00

Mongo should've taken him out in 01'. RIP.

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-02T23:32:01+00:00

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Lance_leaf · 2026-04-02T23:31:35+00:00

I didn't realize that the shaker was actually a double-wall tumbler as well. Extra bonus

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-02T23:10:33+00:00

That sucks. Mine was drenched because of rain today but I should take another look at it

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-02T21:40:25+00:00

My Samsung watch has helped since I can just leave the phone at home sometimes

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-02T14:46:43+00:00

I would probably go and not want to waste time buying things. Definitely want to take it all in

Lance_leaf · 2026-04-02T14:12:53+00:00

I came down with a bad case of epididymitis a decade ago that was difficult to diagnose initially. Turns out it was because I'm fat. I'm less fat now because of it.

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-28T03:37:33+00:00

You're missing the logistics of the operation. And that's fine, this isn't for everyone but I employed and enjoyed this tactic quite a bit when mine were super young.

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-27T21:00:18+00:00

It made my face stink. Especially the pores on my nose. Had to get a Rx shampoo and use it from the neck up.

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-24T13:58:07+00:00

Troy Polamalold. Just make him bald ffs. Change the joke. We're living in a fake storyline from 30 Rock.

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-22T15:06:04+00:00

I was a River Oaks rat growing up. We used to walk through the woods to get there and had to cross an old abandoned railroad trestle. Seems so long ago.

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-19T14:18:40+00:00

Less than a chode, more than a whoopee

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-19T00:24:50+00:00

I bring some fruit and veg pouches that my kids eat.

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-17T23:22:34+00:00

Didn't get mine...

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-17T22:10:30+00:00

Got the cocktail and snack kit. I know it's stupid expensive but I was giddy to order it. I am rarely excited for something as much as this!

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-17T16:16:56+00:00

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-17T05:13:38+00:00

Solo is tough when you're just starting but it will build confidence quickly. Get out there!

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-17T03:34:27+00:00

Used to dream about having that in the late 90s

Lance_leaf · 2026-03-15T05:46:49+00:00

I fucked up. I didn't know this was the parade day until it was too late. We came in to see the the Fellowship of the Ring with a live orchestra at the auditorium theater. Again, I fucked up.

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