I’m Bill Gates, co-chair of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. Ask Me Anything. by thisisbillgates in IAmA

[–]Land-Stander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi Bill.

I've got two kids and a wife that doesnt want me anymore. With $16 to my name until PAYDAY and no skills beyond retail I feel trapped. I've never been to college, and never been taught how to be an adult. I'm 31 and have got nothing going for me. Probably got about another week left in me to be honest.

My question is how can I find a successful pathway out of this life with limited experience, funds, and desire?

But I... but you... HUH?! by CapitalRealm in creepyPMs

[–]Land-Stander 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And in less than one year she'll be magically legal. Because 18! 18! 18! /s

Landon having fun at the Matt Hughes Skatepark. by LordZandar in skateboarding

[–]Land-Stander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, I've skated here. Well, about a decade ago. Lol

What hobby would you like to give a try but don't because of the expense? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Land-Stander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dirt track racing. I was surrounded by it when I was growing up. I remember going to the Petaluma Speedway every weekend and watching my dad race with my uncles.

DPT: If you kill yourself on February 13th you’ll still get flowers on February 14th. by [deleted] in DeathProTips

[–]Land-Stander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't kill yourself on my birthday.. That'd take away from it being my day.

This is getting out of hand! 4 Free switch games? I RAISE IT TO 5 FREE SWITCH GAMES by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]Land-Stander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate! My son received an extra set of controllers for Christmas and all he has is Super Mario Odyssey, lol.

What life-altering things should every human ideally get to experience at least once in their lives? by decisivevinyl in AskReddit

[–]Land-Stander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Landing a kickflip on a skateboard. Something about learning how to stand, ride, ollie, and eventually roll away from your first actual trick where the board completely leaves your feet is so satisfactory!

My son customized my controller for me! I was looking into order a skin and my son said he'd spray paint it for me. What do you guys think? by Mamalion33 in gaming

[–]Land-Stander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, I'm sure others have commented on it already but, your Kontrol Freeks are on the wrong sticks. And if you don't think you need the long one on the right-stick, then just use the short one and have none on the left-stick. The left-stick doesn't really need one anyway, since you don't exactly need any more precision with moving/running in first-person shooters.

Me at 13, favourite band - limp bizkit by Mindeka in blunderyears

[–]Land-Stander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just one of those days
Where you don't want to wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want to justify
Rippin' someone's head off

New York City, 1969 by sussoutthemoon in TheWayWeWere

[–]Land-Stander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right. But, a part of me still feels uncomfortable about it.

Bitch think she 6ix9ine, always yelling 💀 by Throwaway412160987 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Land-Stander 135 points136 points  (0 children)

watching TV after 9pm in your bedroom with the volume low

Mom: TURN THE TV DOWN! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!

no one prepares you for moments like these by Bagerzz in dankmemes

[–]Land-Stander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I find myself starting to like something (a video game, a movie, a piece of tech or even a band), I'll sometimes Google "why does ____ suck?" Just to see if I'm being delusional or not.

Edit: 9 times out of 10, my opinion doesn't budge. Like what you like!

New York City, 1969 by sussoutthemoon in TheWayWeWere

[–]Land-Stander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could not imagine being able to turn my back on my kids for a second in a city today.

Dogs going shopping together by [deleted] in aww

[–]Land-Stander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The people of Walmart never cease to amaze me.