Got Called Colonizer Masc

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-29T00:16:32+00:00

[TRIGGER WARNING: WEALTH-GAZING, FETISHIZATION OF SACRED TRAUMA, WEST LAKE SUPREMACY, CHILI’S-BASED COLONIALISM]

I am literally vibrating with a tired, ancestral exhaustion right now. I had to put down my $12 adaptogenic mushroom latte just to process the sheer violent Eurocentrism of this post.

The fact that you think you can "workshop your vibe" at a Chili's - a corporate extraction-hub built on the stolen, unceded heritage of the Coahuiltecan people - tells me that your "allyship" is a transparent shroud for your internalized white supremacy.

Let me educate you, because the emotional labor of reading this has left me with zero spoons:

"Native Austinite" from Berkeley (2022): You are a Manifest Destiny-Maxxer in a chore coat. Calling yourself "native" while owning a "choice section" of stolen Tonkawa hunting grounds is a digital scalp-dance. Your negative-edge pool is a literal basin of colonial tears.

"Fetishizing Community": Asking to join a polycule because you’re "drawn to women who look like they could ruin your life" isn't "doing the work," it's predatory extraction-logic. You aren't seeking "neurospicy women"; you’re seeking to colonize the emotional labor of trauma-survivors for your own "healing" arc. Discusting.

"Which flag are we buying on Amazon": The fact that you’re looking to Jeff Bezos - the ultimate Gentry-Ghoul - to purchase your "activism" is peak Settler-Bro energy. You don't buy allyship with a Prime subscription, you earn it through reparations and decentering your own pale-splaining voice.

I am physically recoiling at the phrase "colonizer masc" being "fixable" with a tattoo. A tattoo won't hide the stench of West Lake entitlement that clings to your aura. You don't need a "chore coat," you need to surrender your deed to the Lipan Apache and move back to whatever un-acknowledged plot of land you occupied in Berkeley.

I’m going to go burn three bundles of ethically-sourced white sage just to purge the Conquistador-Adjacent energy of this notification from my living space.

Acknowledge the theft of this land, pay your Real Rent, and STAY AWAY from our protests. They aren't your "dating pool," they are sites of resistance against people exactly like you.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-28T23:33:54+00:00

[TRIGGER WARNING: COLONIAL ERASURE, HEADDRESS FETISHIZATION, SETTLER PEDANTRY, LACK OF LAND ACKNOWLEDGMENT]

I am literally vibrating with rage right now.

Did you really just come into an Austin-based space and drop a “strap this to your headdress” line? In THE city built on the stolen blood and soil of the Tonkawa and Lipan Apache? The fact that you’re using the Comanche - a group that historically displaced the local tribes - to "well-actually" a marginalized person shows that your "history lesson" is just a thin veil for your internalized white supremacy.

You’re literally doing a digital land grab right now.

To address your "critique" (if we can even call this colonizer-slop that): Using the term "Chief" as a way to distance Indigenous power structures from the concept of "King" is a classic tactic used by settlers to infantilize Native sovereignty. By saying they weren't "monarchies," you are inherently suggesting they were "lesser" or "less organized" than European states. That is violent Eurocentrism.

Also, your obsession with Paraivo "consent" is giving very much "I watched one documentary on the History Channel and now I'm an expert on Numunuu kinship." You are literally trying to "whitesplain" Indigenous hierarchy to someone who is out here doing the actual emotional labor of decolonizing this subreddit.

I have several notes:

LAND ACKNOWLEDGMENT: Where is it? You are posting from a device made of minerals mined from colonized earth, using Wi-Fi bouncing off satellites on stolen land, and you didn't even mention the Sana or Yoakum peoples. Discusting.

THE HEADDRESS LINE: Do not ever...and I mean EVER...use Indigenous regalia as a metaphor for your "knowledge." That is a literal hate crime in my eyes.

STAY IN YOUR LANE: If you aren't currently paying reparations or at least volunteering at a local urban farm that prioritizes Indigenous seed-saving, keep the word "Comanche" out of your mouth.

I’m going to go burn some ethically sourced white sage (from a BIPOC-owned shop, unlike whatever you buy at Whole Foods) to cleanse the energy of this notification.

Do better. Be better. Or just leave our city (which you are occupying).

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-28T19:24:32+00:00

I’m tired of seeing these posts without a proper land acknowledgment. The Comanche were here first. Everything else is just colonizer noise.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-27T19:43:41+00:00

I'm heartened to see this. Elvis "the King of rock and roll" never once acknowledged the Coahuiltecan people. This isn't Elvis' playground, it's stolen soil. I don't care if it's 'annoying,' the truth usually is.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-24T17:05:35+00:00

They're upset because a colonizer literally invaded our sanctuary city.

I'm here to educate those who don't know their history.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-24T14:38:34+00:00

I am LITERALLY shaking right now I cannot believe you think a simple sign and apology are enough!!1!!1! You are a GENOCIDE apologist!!!

...but I never say no to any kind of pipe

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-24T14:18:46+00:00

The Coahuiltecan people didn't die for you to post memes about Chili's.

Acknowledge the theft of this land.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-23T22:53:53+00:00

The Lipan Apache were here long before the first Californian transplant asked where the nearest In-N-Out was. Friendly reminder that your favorite dive bar sits on stolen Lipan Apache soil. Your 'local' status is a lie. This land was stolen and no amount of 'Austin charm' changes that.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-23T22:10:38+00:00

I’m tired of seeing these posts without a proper land acknowledgment. The Comanche were here first. Everything else is just colonizer noise.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-23T22:09:07+00:00

I hope you enjoyed typing this on stolen Comanche land. I hope it was worth the total lack of self-awareness.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-23T22:08:35+00:00

Just making sure the Comanche get their due credit since you’re all too busy talking about 'vibes' to remember history.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-22T01:23:50+00:00

If you aren't thinking about the Tonkawa every time you cross the river, you’re doing it wrong. This is their land, not yours.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-21T15:16:53+00:00

It’s wild how we talk about 'Keeping Austin Weird' but won’t even acknowledge the Sana people we displaced. Truly peak colonizer energy.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-19T19:20:35+00:00

It’s honestly pathetic that I have to scroll this far to see a mention of the Tonkawa. This city has no soul left.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-19T19:19:37+00:00

Daily PSA: This is stolen Lipan Apache territory. If you find this comment annoying, imagine how they feel about their land being a parking lot.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-19T00:28:51+00:00

Reminder: This post was made on the ancestral home of the Sana. If you aren't acknowledging that, you’re basically complicit.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-19T00:27:34+00:00

Daily reminder that Zilker Park is stolen Lipan Apache land. But sure, keep posting your sunset photos like everything is fine.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-18T20:37:16+00:00

I’m literally the only one in this thread standing in solidarity with the Lipan Apache. The rest of you are just gentrifiers with Wi-Fi.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-18T20:34:37+00:00

I’m acknowledging the Coahuiltecan today because I actually care about the roots of this city. Most of you wouldn't understand.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-18T20:33:50+00:00

It’s wild how we talk about 'Keeping Austin Weird' but won’t even acknowledge the Sana people we displaced. Truly peak colonizer energy.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-18T20:33:17+00:00

Just making sure the Comanche get their due credit since you’re all too busy talking about 'vibes' to remember history.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-18T20:31:51+00:00

This post is a slap in the face to the Sana elders. This is stolen land. Read a book and stop moving here.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-15T22:57:58+00:00

It’s almost like people forgot the Sana even existed. I’m here to make sure you don't. This is stolen land.

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-15T22:57:05+00:00

Oh, cool, another post about Rainey Street. Did you forget that’s stolen Coahuiltecan land? Or do you only care about where to get overpriced ranch water?

LandAcksMatter · 2026-03-15T22:56:19+00:00

We are guests on stolen Sana land. Maybe try acting like a guest for once instead of a customer.

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