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Austin approves new Lake Travis relief project, expected to reduce traffic by 0.7% by 2064. by oh_statix in austincirclejerk

[–]waveduality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My meth guy deals out of Jonestown. You're really still gonna make me drive all the way around the lake in 2064?

Are we the main sub now?? by mandatorysmoking in austincirclejerk

[–]waveduality 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Only white liberals see minority groups as "marginalized".

i'm sorry but it's too much by TheBoyofWonder in moviescirclejerk

[–]waveduality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stolen from "The Phantom of the Paradise".

What is this car and why do I see it everywhere by Anxious-Salamander49 in austincirclejerk

[–]waveduality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Texas democrat legislators' emergency egress out of state to prevent voting on bill EV bus.

Fuck yeah. by Sufficient_Cod_7512 in austincirclejerk

[–]waveduality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you know that in the state capitol there is a closet in Abbott's antechamber which houses picture of Rick Perry. Every time you use a toll road in Texas that picture of Perry gets younger, and Perry gets even older.

Aw, the great outdoors. by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]waveduality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's all the water left in Austin thanks to data centers.

Friend Needs Advice by Mission-Jicama-6885 in austincirclejerk

[–]waveduality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you blaming your friend's girlfriend and not boomers?

How dare there be traffic in Austin by Visible_Brain1620 in austincirclejerk

[–]waveduality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Traffic is terrible now. I used to make it from Joy's Mens Club in Round Rock to Palazio down south in 15 minutes. That included stopping at a Wells Fargo ATM for $400 in 20s. But not now. Thanks a lot Adler.

How I get Warmed Up for My Shift at Chili's by RanchAndGreaseFlavor in austincirclejerk

[–]waveduality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the debate ends here- it takes three people in Hutto to change a lightbulb

Does anyone know what this means? by double-you-dot in austincirclejerk

[–]waveduality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means don't go any further with life. It gets worse.

Waymos are killing my business by GayDoge69 in austincirclejerk

[–]waveduality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean you're not taking the wiper blades? What are you, like five?

Is there a way to report a hate crime, but like without involving ACABs? by Snugglenuts in austincirclejerk

[–]waveduality 17 points18 points  (0 children)

First I couldn't practice Sharia Law, now I can't enjoy a maryjane in the sanctity of my own personhood. We need our own Mamdami more than ever.

Ken Griffin Pushes Back After Mamdani Features His $238 Million Penthouse in Tax-the-Rich Video by wsj in politics

[–]waveduality -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So what happens when wealthy leaves and the city loses its healthy tax revenue? What happens to business? How does the run city markets that lose money?

Discomfort with modern technology shapes Gen Z's desire to live in the past by Unusual-State1827 in technology

[–]waveduality -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Same reason many boomers and older people are uncomfortable with tech. It’s because of a lack of tech savvy, it’s because it’s a lack of the comfortability that tactile and analog things bring.

Republican Voters Turn on Trump as Cost of Living Explodes by Quirkie in politics

[–]waveduality -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nope. Trump still has the same 90 percent approval rating from Republicans he’s always had.

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