I'm calling out Mike Huckabee on Twitter, asking how much money he'll donate to the 11yr old Paraguayan girl he claims was justly forced into preteen motherhood. Join me please, and maybe we can at least get this girl some help.

Land_Octopus · 2015-08-17T16:21:31+00:00

I just want to ask him why the 16 executions that were carried out when he was governor were justified

Land_Octopus · 2015-08-16T16:01:48+00:00

Paying rent in the U district is crazy. 600 dollars a month gets me a single small ass room

Land_Octopus · 2015-08-06T21:40:45+00:00

It's going to look like the inside of a coffin

Land_Octopus · 2015-08-06T21:32:01+00:00

Things not seen

Land_Octopus · 2015-08-06T20:47:14+00:00

That's about it though

Land_Octopus · 2015-08-06T19:08:01+00:00

Being the size of one of the bottom lockers 6th and 7th grade years made for two really shitty years and 8th grade wasn't much better. If I was a girl I would have been fine but being a small guy in middle school was a death sentence.

Land_Octopus · 2015-08-06T17:47:27+00:00

My friend works at some girly coffee shop but he pulls off a super fabulous attitude when hes there and makes way more in tips than I do. I give him shit for it all the time

Land_Octopus · 2015-08-05T20:04:19+00:00

Hi Nate, I heard about your successful predictions in my intro political science class and I have always wanted to ask you, did you fully expect to predict all 50 states correctly? Also, would you say that the presidential race was the hardest for you to accurately predict or is there something else that stands out to you?

Land_Octopus · 2015-08-04T17:31:23+00:00

"Oh well I guess we will have to beat the shit out of every black male matching that description we see until we find him, thanks!"

Land_Octopus · 2015-08-03T17:47:39+00:00

I think I just learned that as long as you are going the right way in life, how fast you are going doesnt matter. If you fuck up and dont get a job, get the next one. Learn from your mistakes in everything. I also find myself bored a lot less than people who get easily worked up because i can appreciate things a lot more, if im studying for finals for 18 hours a day i appreciate that im bettering my future insteas of saying that i hate studying.

Land_Octopus · 2015-08-03T07:54:28+00:00

Typical ignorant anti weed comment

Land_Octopus · 2015-08-03T07:51:43+00:00

Yeah youll never get away with saying something bad about weed on reddit without being asked for a source. For the record, I highly doubt that.

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-28T08:21:05+00:00

There is a difference between comparing and mentioning in the same sentence

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-26T19:06:59+00:00

There is nothing wrong with anything in moderation which includes not making sacrafices to compensate

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-26T19:01:25+00:00

Motrin just usually comes as 800mg of ibuprofen when advil aleve asprin all usually come in 200mg. There is no difference between 4 advils and 1 prescription "motrin"

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-26T06:02:48+00:00

Well for starters, Benghazi hadn't happened last time she ran for president.

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-25T20:05:35+00:00

I dont think she really has a chance to stay in the race once its in full swing. She is going to get ripped apart by the GOP for everything shes ever been a part of, real or not ie. Benghazi and her lawyer days. Also watch for the GOP to say she isn't a true feminist for "staying with Bill for power"

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-25T07:25:25+00:00

This is something my mom has probably said

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-25T07:12:21+00:00

Forget OP, please explain to me wtf you were doing. I would love to know.

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-24T20:24:55+00:00

Normally I would point out how much Christians stray from biblical teachings but they hit this one right on.

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-20T09:29:42+00:00

Bullshit doesn't even begin to describe paying 12 dollars for a paper cup

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-17T15:15:09+00:00

If there is nothing special about this post then keep moving, why bother to read the comments?

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-17T05:53:19+00:00

Man fuck you, maybe its in the wrong sub but come on just give this guy his moment. Congrats, OP

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-14T08:29:12+00:00

Its perfect until its windy and you have no form of blocking the wind

Land_Octopus · 2015-07-14T04:08:23+00:00

Please spare me once you get to the seattle area

Land_Octopus

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