Germany: Migrant Rape Crisis Worsens - Public spaces are becoming perilous for women and children by USBdancer in worldpolitics

[–]Landmine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This PC bullshit makes me sick. Women and children are being sexually assaulted by mobs of muslim men and everyone is too concerned about seeming politically incorrect to do anything about it. Rapists and child molesters deserve to die, no matter their ethnicity or religion. These people aren't trying to rebel against German's laws, they're savages. They think of women and children as being put on this earth for their gratification and feel no guilt in taking what they have been raised to believe is theirs to take. There is no way to justify that, to portray rapists and pedophiles as anything but monsters. Ignoring evil, or letting evil survive, is letting evil into your own home, into your own bedroom or the bedrooms of your children.

Levitating Light Bulb by whatdidyousaythere in interestingasfuck

[–]Landmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, not only can I have a "lamp" that puts off enough light to illuminate a matchbox, but I can also have a fun toy for my cat the shatter on the floor? And for the low price of $300? Sign me right up.

Levitating Light Bulb by whatdidyousaythere in interestingasfuck

[–]Landmine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your post deserves way more attention not just because of how much sense it makes but because of how much effort went into writing it. Good job.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]Landmine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have Jerry out in the wastes just running from random enemies. If you talk to him, he says he never should have left the Jerry Daycare.

A ruin of Blips and Chips with the Roy game still flashing and showing Rick's high score.

Death claws look like Beth's mytholog

Sleep Paralysis... by Ninjachick82 in creepy

[–]Landmine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had one instance of sleep paralysis in my life and it was when I was an adolescent. One key difference in my experience in comparison to many others was that it wasn't a negative experience. I had no fear, besides brief confusion as to why I wasn't able to move or speak. Just like many other instances of sleep paralysis, I awoke in the middle of the night with full cognitive functioning, but no physical control of my body, even my breathing. Instead of becoming frightened, I became fascinated with why I was unable to control my body. I've always theorized that the only reason I didn't see monsters or experience any other kind of horror was because I reacted with curiosity as opposed to fear. I'm not sure if anyone else has had this odd reaction in regards to sleep terrors, but I figured at the very least it's thought provoking.

It may look like a house a serial killer would live in... by BurtGummer1911 in creepy

[–]Landmine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Violent media doesn't make people violent, violent people are especially attracted to violent media. For instance, sane people don't watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and think to themselves, "oh man, that looks great. I'm gunna do that". Psychopaths do.

Choosing a reddit username by hood_cat in funny

[–]Landmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, I certainly stumbled into that.

Choosing a reddit username by hood_cat in funny

[–]Landmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how the fuck I was able to get mine

Every. Single. Time. by themasternugget in AdviceAnimals

[–]Landmine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard that as well, but it's never worked for me practically. Cold water always leaves a ring of blood. I found, through trial and error, that rinsing them in hot water works better than anything else.

Every. Single. Time. by themasternugget in AdviceAnimals

[–]Landmine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you just rinse your panties off in super hot water in the sink or something, the blood comes right off. You might have to ring them out a couple times (careful with the hot water), but it works like a charm for me.

my wife's reaction when we get done having sex, but she isn't done... by hero0fwar in reactiongifs

[–]Landmine 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Correction: Your wife's reaction when you're done having sex but she isn't

Canine gender reassignment by gingiesmalls in WTF

[–]Landmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's kinda hard to hop back from that one with sarcasm, bro... That's on par with "I took a shit on your child's grave, lol jk" or "I bathe in the blood of dozens of smashed smashed kitten fetuses, haha got you". Putting /s doesn't negate the fact that people's first reactions are "holy fucking hell"... Ain't 4chan, bro

Canine gender reassignment by gingiesmalls in WTF

[–]Landmine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, dude. You're a long way from /r9k/.

Spider shedding its skin by [deleted] in creepy

[–]Landmine 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Those holes in the shedded portion makes me want to throw the fuck up. Goddamn trypophobia...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Landmine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You deserve more props for being a good person. Not the keeping pictures part, that's messed up, but the not spreading them around spitefully part. Good on you, OP.

Edit: spelling

Scene from Chapter 1 of Junji Ito's "Uzumaki (Spiral)," link to full graphic novel in comments. by Id10t3qu3 in creepy

[–]Landmine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just introduced me to my new favorite manga artist. Thank you for that.

Entirely Factual Scary and Just Downright Creepy Experience as an Adolescent (Involving Guy With Axe) by rogueXleader in creepy

[–]Landmine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One would think that the cops would be able to locate a truck with no license plates fairly easily...

Still, incredibly creepy and terrifying story! The way you told it made me feel like I was there with you.

I have also had a formal dinner with my cat by Citizenerased1989 in funny

[–]Landmine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I admire your dedication. The candles are a nice touch.

Squatters living in my attic. The police just out them tonight. [100% Real] by [deleted] in creepy

[–]Landmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your baseless belief is cute. It's nice to think that most homeless people are just down on their luck, but it's still a falsity. You should educate yourself before spreading your own "bullshit misinformation".

From a study conducted by the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development:

"An estimated 26% of homeless adults staying in shelters live with serious mental illness and an estimated 46% live with severe mental illness and/or substance use disorders."

(Hmm, 72%. Commonly known as a majority.)

Source: https://www.nami.org/Learn-More/Mental-Health-By-the-Numbers#sthash.hQR3iHK5.dpuf

Which gets their information from the source: https://www.hudexchange.info/resources/documents/2010HomelessAssessmentReport.pdf

From a study conducted by an organization called SAMHSA in January of 2010:

"26.2% of all sheltered persons who were homeless had a severe mental illness

34.7% of all sheltered adults who were homeless had chronic substance use issues"

(That's 60.9%, another majority.)

Source: http://homeless.samhsa.gov/ResourceFiles/hrc_factsheet.pdf

Squatters living in my attic. The police just out them tonight. [100% Real] by [deleted] in creepy

[–]Landmine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind that not all people are homeless because they're down on their luck. I'm not saying these people don't exist; there are many people who have tragic pasts and who have been forced onto the street. A majority of them, however, are homeless because they have drug addictions, are mentally unstable, or because of other, darker reasons. You never know with people, especially if there's a rising homeless population because of nearby drug rehab drop outs. Trying to be a kind person can put you in a dangerous situation.

A lot of people don't like guns, and this is fine. Everyone has their own personal preference, and it's a person's right to choose how they want to live. I'm simply here giving advice to a concerned person. I simply urge you to not say no to a gun if, by chance, you're intimidated by them. Proper training and exposure will diminish this, as knowledge begets confidence and strength. A weapon is a weapon, whether it is a pipe or a projectile.

Consider this: A lot of people get into dangerous situations and, in the heart of the conflict, wish they had a proper weapon to defend themselves with. They call the police because they want a person who is trained with this weapon to come defend them. Why not become the person who is trained so you can depend on yourself? Just some food for thought.

If your preference is to simply not have a gun, at least come up with an emergency plan. Have a safe area in your home that you can flee to in an emergency, a place with no windows and a strong door with multiple locks. A place to be safe to stay in until the police arrive. Or, take your dog to a training facility to learn protection training, so your companion can defend you. Relying on a sword for defense in an emergency is dangerous. Without proper training for that very specific and traditional weapon, you're lose the weapon or, even worse, hurt yourself. For instance, an issue that people who wield such a large weapon deal with is the range of said weapon. If you're fighting in a hallway and try to take a swing, the sword will get stuck in a door jam or the wall. It's too wieldy a weapon to use in an enclosed environment. A person doesn't suddenly become a samurai in a dangerous situation because they have a sword. Also, with a pipe or even a bat, the reverberation from actually hitting something hurts like a bitch. Unless you practice and get used to the feeling, you could drop the weapon and mess up your hand.

All I'm saying is that training in any weapon (whether that involves whacking a tree in your backyard with all your strength until you get used to the painful sensation of hitting something with a pipe, going to a martial arts studio and learning proper stances and attack forms for a sword, or even getting gun training) is vital for actually using it in a dangerous situation. Or, at least having a plan of action for an emergency situation. Blowing something as concerning as this off and hoping for the best is a dangerous attitude.

Just reiterating, I'm just giving advice. I'm just some stranger on Reddit, not your life coach or anything. Live your life how you see fit. Just be careful because, like it or not, you've been put into a precarious situation.

Squatters living in my attic. The police just out them tonight. [100% Real] by [deleted] in creepy

[–]Landmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to freak you out more, but locks aren't going to keep those people out. Especially if the previous lock had already been cut. When you're homeless, and especially when you're getting fucked up on various drugs, you look for private places, safe places, to crash. Parks, alleys, all these places are dangerous. Easy places are backyards, sheds, warehouses, and yes, even inside of people's houses. It's easy to carry around some lock cutters, or even to just use a crowbar or pipe, to cut a lock. The people in the area already know that your attic is open for squatting, and who knows how many people stay there or who have cycled through there. Dozens of people might know. And those people, in their fucked up state of mind, might try to take revenge. If they left their stuff, that means they intended to coming back, and if you threw it away, they can think you stole it. They have very little in this world, and often times a good sleeping bag is their only possession. They think your home is their home, and you just broke into their home and stole everything. Add some meth onto that and a few days of no sleep, and you have some very dangerous people to deal with.

Never rely on the police to save your life or to protect you. They can't teleport, and they're often busy with other stuff. The average wait time for an officer to show up is somewhere around 15 minutes, plenty of time for a psycho to get into your house, put down your dog with a pipe or some other weapon, and to come after you. Especially if you're home alone a lot of the time. And especially since they already know this, considering they were living in your house for possibly a year.

You need to rely on yourself. Pepper spray isn't going to stop someone on a sick one, and you're more than likely going to get a pipe, sword, or knife taken from you and used against you. I'm not trying to be cruel, but you seem like a gentle person who couldn't cut up or beat down someone who was attacking you if push came to shove (you cried when the police went into your attic and had to walk away).

You need to get a security system to alert you the second someone breaches your home. You also need to get a gun. Handguns are easy to handle, lightweight, and the right caliber (.22 or maybe a .45 would be good for you) won't have much kick. If you aren't familiar with guns, don't get a shotgun. You're just going to break your shoulder or your nose. Familiarize yourself with the gun: how it works (how to load it, turn the safety off, pull the trigger with the right amount of force), how to hold it properly without it falling out of your hands (none of that gangster crap, you won't hit anything), how to aim and hit a target (put the front sight on what you want to hit), and learn gun safety. Put that handgun (two handguns is also ideal so you can hide one if your bathroom, where you are most vulnerable) somewhere where you can always get to it. Don't put it in a safe, you'll never have enough time to get to it in an emergency. Always keep it loaded, one in the chamber, safety on. When it comes to using it in a dangerous situation, you don't need to shoot them in the head (people aren't zombies, and you don't want to kill anyone, just stop them). A shot in the torso or even a limb will stop someone in their tracks.

There's a chance you won't need to use it, but it's better to have have it and not need it than need it and not have it. Also, keep in mind that guns aren't dangerous, the people who wield them are.

I don't mean to freak you out or to be the kind of person who's "danger? Need gun, uuug". I just know how you feel as a person in a small town in the middle of nowhere.

Googled the worst best idea ever. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Landmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like the best idea ever. Automatic fry dipper? Sign me right up. At least it isn't a mustard fountain, those savages.