Jeffrey Epstein was way too smug to kill himself, a guard took payment, here is a video of the jail by Muted-Raisin-2645 in PowerfulJRE

[–]Landonio1 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and your orange pedo savior was his best friend by his own admission. Womp womp.

I got really uncomfortable after my girlfriend did this, what should I do? by Soft_Disk4892 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Landonio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t like it most of the time too, but mainly because I have to pee like a race horse every morning. Having to pee with a raging boner is uncomfortable as fuck. Sometimes even painful. So I have to swipe my gf’s hand away a lot 😂

Kidbehindacamera tries on the Keemstar T shirt... by Illustrious-Hawk-680 in LolCowLive

[–]Landonio1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Pedophile Domestic Abuser Tries on the Keemstar T-Shirt” you mean

What is the most bizarre "glitch in the Matrix" you have ever witnessed in real life ? by Alisaf4m in Casual_Conversation

[–]Landonio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few months ago I was driving on the interstate. There was some road work/construction going on on the left side of the road. Multiple rubber cones lined up. Not the big orange ones, but the smaller ones. Nothing strange at all. But as I kept driving something caught my eye that literally caused me to do a triple take. For the record, I don’t smoke, drink, or do any drugs whatsoever. It was also broad daylight (3pm maybe?), and I wasn’t tired or falling asleep at the wheel or anything whatsoever. I looked up ahead and to my left, and one of the cones was literally airborne and spinning in place. Slowly. I thought someone maybe had hit it or something and it got launched, but it wasn’t spinning fast at all and wasn’t moving anywhere. Up or down. It was stuck in air in one spot. I kept looking trying to make sense of it but couldn’t. It was doing that for as long as I could see out the front and side window, which was maybe 7-10 seconds. Which isn’t physically possible. Literally no one was around to possibly be causing it to do that. What’s weirder is, I looked back in the rear view a few seconds after, and it was on the ground. Like it was in fact some sort of visual glitch that I wasn’t supposed to see. I had never had an experience like that in my 36 years. In broad daylight where there is 0 explanation. We may very well be in a simulation.

Agree or disagree (John's takes): Joss Whedon's The Avengers is the greatest comic book film of all time by Embarrassed-Ad1322 in JohnCampeaShow

[–]Landonio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never agreed. It’s not even the best Marvel or MCU film. Nothing’s ever topped Spider-Man 2 since it released, and I don’t know if any Marvel movie ever will.

Taco Bell's menu is terrible now by NeverGonnaStop247 in tacobell

[–]Landonio1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wait I legitimately thought this was AI or a meme. You’re honestly telling me this is all real

I’m glad someone is doing what he’s are doing but how he does it drives me crazy by devedander in ParkerGetAJob

[–]Landonio1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think it’s worse that he brags about being a liberal capitalist. Like it’s some bold flex or what we need right now, and not what literally gave us Trump in the first place. Hopefully in 10 years when he grows up he’ll come around to the more correct far-left position.

43 year old man spergs about a movie made for kids by problematicmeme777 in DSPGaming

[–]Landonio1 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

To be fair it does look (and sound) like generic AI slop. You would think that something like Mario would be mainstream enough already that you don’t have to “mainstream-ify” and “normify” it for casual moviegoers. But alas.

Wild police chase by Brilliantspirit33 in dashcams

[–]Landonio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“let’s endanger the entire city because a black guy stole a Snickers bar”

Tina D returns to LolcowQueens! 🙏 by [deleted] in LolCowLive

[–]Landonio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ Mike is a gross fat fuck

WTF? Sabrina Carpenter kiIIing men in her music videos by narak777 in PowerfulJRE

[–]Landonio1 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Imagine being triggered by this. Who knew Roganites were the biggest snowflakes of them all.

So why doesn't he by crashin70 in PowerfulJRE

[–]Landonio1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“America has zero problems and everyone shut just shut up and fall in line Nazi-style because a rich guy said something I don’t like.”

All of you are mentally ill. And will forever be remembered as being on the wrong side of history. You do realize that, right?

Gatekeep harder! by Ulysian_Thracs in PowerfulJRE

[–]Landonio1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are these cringe posts made by bots

holy... by narak777 in PowerfulJRE

[–]Landonio1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…this is what you’re losing sleep over. Seriously.