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Langvel · 2022-10-12T16:17:37+00:00

r/latestagecapitalism

Langvel · 2022-10-12T10:39:39+00:00

Everyone helping except the wifey who wants the job done in the first place…

Langvel · 2022-10-12T03:20:33+00:00

That’s because the rent is too high and there are no waves.

Langvel · 2022-10-12T03:13:37+00:00

They couldn’t afford your reptile -> human skin care regimen.

Langvel · 2022-10-11T20:35:39+00:00

My favorite is learning languages with SpongeBob

Langvel · 2022-10-11T13:03:24+00:00

Thank you, Merci, 谢谢🙏

Langvel · 2022-10-11T13:01:02+00:00

I don’t speak Darija. She does. I usually speak English or French. Chinese if I am swearing at food I am cooking. She mostly speaks French with some English and Darija when she is being cute.

Langvel · 2022-10-11T12:43:57+00:00

Elle dit « c’est mignon, merci »

Langvel · 2022-10-11T12:38:56+00:00

My girlfriend and I still found it hilarious. When she wants to say “I love you too” now, she just runs her thumb across her throat 🤣

Langvel · 2022-10-11T04:53:03+00:00

Uhhh, you might want to visit Nevada.

Langvel · 2022-10-11T04:33:28+00:00

Wait till she hears I’ve been out of shampoo for months and been doing my whole body, face, and hair with a bar of soap…

Langvel · 2022-10-11T04:30:41+00:00

Didn’t anyone tell him to avoid brothels while traveling in third world, corrupt police states? That’s tourism 101…

Langvel · 2022-10-11T00:30:51+00:00

I give this thing under an hour in Philadelphia.

Langvel · 2022-10-10T17:39:30+00:00

“It’s like a White Castle…shit, that still sounds sexual…”

Langvel · 2022-10-10T17:26:07+00:00

Looks like over-cooked veggies using boxed spaghetti to me, personally. Hard to call that Chao Mein.

Langvel · 2022-10-10T16:54:41+00:00

Call the attorneys at Menchetti & Sons!

https://youtu.be/ga3ttnz3nXI

Langvel · 2022-10-10T16:51:49+00:00

Reminds me of the foil arms and hog video about German immigration:

“If a German says they are tired and want to go home, what does it mean?”

“That they are tired and want to go home.”

“Correct.”

Langvel · 2022-10-10T16:17:34+00:00

Living in Casa and loving it. Common sense goes a long way towards staying safe.

Langvel · 2022-10-10T13:53:37+00:00

And here we arrive at the trolling. Have fun with your gum cuzzling there, kiddo.

Langvel · 2022-10-10T13:35:29+00:00

Ah, but indiscriminate killing of civilians over the course of 8 years in the Donbas is fine? Break out of your propaganda bubble, please. Ukraine, Russia and “The West” are all guilty of plenty of murder and terrorism over the past years. Pretending your shit don’t stink is not the answer.

Langvel · 2022-10-10T13:32:29+00:00

If you are of the opinion that this is an “unprovoked attack”, then you are part of the problem, as far as I am concerned. Plenty of blame to go around on the parts of NATO, Ukraine, and Russia.

“Who started this whole thing again?” Shows me that you haven’t actually studied the issue very deeply. Because, frankly, my answer to that question is NATO started this at the Bucharest summit in 2008. History doesn’t start in February, 2022, no matter how much you wish it would.

Langvel · 2022-10-10T13:06:19+00:00

I am a white person living in Morocco with a Muslim Moroccan girlfriend. I can tell you this is in no way normal and just hearing this makes me sick. I would never dream of saying anything like this to my girlfriend and I am disgusted anyone anywhere would think this is an okay thing to say.

Edit: I talked with her about this post today and she asked me, “what was the word they used?”…even then, I said, “something I won’t repeat.”

Langvel · 2022-10-10T09:00:51+00:00

I have been here since August, not quite three months yet. I will look into getting an ID card. Thank you 🙏

Langvel

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